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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't expect democrats to do jack shit if they take back congress. the best part will be not having to see that feckless twerp mike johnson saying he doesn't know anything about current events every other day
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
my birthday is coming up if anyone wants to buy me a shirt that says shut the fuck up bitch on it. I would wear it every day
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
mark zuckerberg look like an animatronic ass polyp
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
elon musk look like his mom got pregnant in the wrong hole
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
michael dell look like he lives inthe bottom of his mom's dresser drawer and is missing a battery
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
damn dude susan dell look like she transitioned three times
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ɔısnɯ snıʇɐuƃı @ignatiusmusic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
studies show... youtu.be/vNePhmCMnbU?...
youtu.be
Studies show that watching a beaver eat cabbage lowers stress by 17%
YouTube video by El Burro “El Burro Grande” Grande
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yeah cuz there is nothing vital to national defense in san diego. newrepublic.com/post/216247/...
newrepublic.com
Trump Suggests Letting Iran “Take Out” Los Angeles and San Diego
California leaders are furious after the president suggested that losing the two cities is a “small price to pay.”
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Siempre La Luna @siemprelaluna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Dave Crosby: I've Waited So Long For This Moment
ALT: Dave Crosby: I've Waited So Long For This Moment
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
wow the hate filled rednecks up the road took down their confederate maga flag
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
why is an impotent rasta trying to sell boner pills?
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(patrice o'neal voice) yuck
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wish I had a friend with tourettes
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
current mood
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
smh there's plenty of room for at least one piss jug in that 2006 chevrolet hhr
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
fucking wind
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh I get all my opinions from the pope
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
haven't seen this one in a while lol youtu.be/Doh2LzWkxFU?...
youtu.be
Alex Jones unintentionally explains the plot of Neon Genesis Evangelion
YouTube video by sal
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was fishing for salmon and a freaking giant steelhead jumped a couple feet out of the water like 5-6 feet away from me. I swear it winked and flipped me off, dawg. I proceeded to cast at it for over an hour and got NOTHING.
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wish paul mooney was still around
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what would necrobutcher do
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm working on a way to power automobiles with piss instead of petrol.
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ɔısnɯ snıʇɐuƃı @ignatiusmusic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New album, Noxi Melank, out today.
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was having a shit day until I got to the lake and a guy with a really nice bong offered me a hit
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
hell yeah
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I want that dick proenneke life, dawg. I've had it with this shit
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
watching a video of ginger baker slapping chad smith... lmao
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
why do cows have so many dicks
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(explaining to werner herzog) it's a joke, dude. it's called a honey bucket because it's full of shit and piss.
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
second time somebody flew a drone above me while I was practicing casting my fly rod yesterday. idk if it's a lazy game warden or some local fuckstick, but Ima blast it out of the sky next time I see it.
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ɔısnɯ snıʇɐuƃı @ignatiusmusic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
what's all this then? :) New ignatius album. Release is Friday. Pre-Release out Now. On Line Listening Party on Thursday if you can make it.
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think it's funny that the super doody f6000 dually truck guys are paying $300 to fill up their tank now
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
youtu.be/pb0P-gaNp80?...
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Beaver cutting trees Down Bushnell Trophy Cam
YouTube video by scannerguy1968
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
no you got it backwards. you pay us $5000 first, then we'll think about voting for you.
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
a talking dog just tried to sell me car insurance
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the anthropic ai just pushed me down the stairs and pissed on the toilet seat
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
wtf they're shutting down i5 again?
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ɔısnɯ snıʇɐuƃı @ignatiusmusic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A Quantum Leap episode where he goes back and gets Lars and Cliff to trade seats on the bus before the crash.
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i got one guy telling me to remove the barnacles from a whale and a lady telling me that removing barnacles is bad for the whale. 🤷‍♂️
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
new sleep album came out yesterday 👍
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don't think bjork took a shower between 1993 and 2001
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
goddammit
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
you try being nice to the buck tooth yokels and tell them where the salmon are holding and they just look at you like you kicked their morbidly obese wife in the pussy or something 🤷‍♂️
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
please stop calling me "boss"
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
new whitehouse album dropped
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
youtu.be/p2sez21Cyyo?...
youtu.be
Honey Bucket
YouTube video by Melvins - Topic
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
sure karen go ahead and report us to the FCC (we don't broadcast anything)
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piss america @dickbong.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
it's not even september and we're already ridiculing some local dickheads for snagging salmon.
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