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Dick Bateman

@dickbateman.com
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Bateman is a pig author of gay erotic romance putting his creative writing degree from a no-name Midwestern university to great use writing orc smut. Writer, mediocre artist, and designer in one. www.dickbateman.com

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Dick Bateman @dickbateman.com · 29/09/2025
#orctober is coming up, so here's a preview of a standalone #gayorc #gayerotica short story I'm working on. It's going to be a bit...much for my Amazon store's TOS, so it will be available somewhere more lenient. Stay tuned. 😈 Size difference. Feral body-altering BDSM. Knotting. Piss. More.
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Dick Bateman @dickbateman.com · 25/09/2025
Cover art WIP (by me) for upcoming #gayorc erotic romance novella. Sexually inexperienced human nerd fakes his way into a job as a contracted "comfort specialist" aboard an orcish colonial space expedition. What could possibly go wrong? #orc #gayauthor #gayerotica
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Dick Bateman @dickbateman.com · 23/09/2025
Did a free promotion for a week. Got 69 in free gay erotica. Nice. Promo’s still runnin’. Check out Claimed Volume 1 on my AMZ shop for some free adventurous orc smut with a plot. Get the full series ebook or paperback if you vibe. linktr.ee/dickbateman
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Dick Bateman @dickbateman.com · 21/09/2025
Backdoor Protocol, my new standalone #gayorc cyberpunk noir #erotica novella is now available in e-book and paperback. Illicit enhancement drugs made from concentrated #orc jizz. Perverse body mods. Neural linked goon booths. Pure sleaze. tinyurl.com/yu4uthpu
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Dick Bateman @dickbateman.com · 23/08/2025
My cover for my upcumming #gayorc cyberpunk erotica novella. Rough draft done. Seedy body mods/sex clubs, motorcycles with assholes, illicit drugs harvested from orc jizz, neuro goon booths, and ancient ritual data stored in cum. A standalone set in the far future of my Claimed universe. #orc #orcs
A novella cover with a scowling human detective standing in front of a tatted, muscular orc with a chrome tusk and a mohawk. The background is a bright, glowing cyberpunk city. The title is Backdoor Protocol: A Gay Orc Cyberpunk Tale by Dick Bateman.
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Dick Bateman @dickbateman.com · 14/03/2025
Cover art preview for “The Orc Who Came Inside Part 3”, wherein a handsome half-orc and his nerdy gamer geologist BF take a wilderness adventure to visit a horny Minotaur volcano god. dickbateman.com
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Dick Bateman @dickbateman.com · 10/03/2025
This's what happens after the scene on the cover of my erotic romance story The Orc Who Came Inside Part 2 tr.ee/nCZW8czzAR Cal the human thought he'd teach Brok the half-orc from the past how to play fighting games, but their game of strip Back Door Brawler LXIX gets disrupted by boners.
Brok the half-orc sports a huge green veiny erection and big heavy balls as he diddles his cock. It leaks copious emission onto the ratty couch in Cal the human's poor student studio. With his other hand, he gives Cal a handjob while Cal attempts to play video games. Half-orc Brok and his human boyfriend Cal cuddle up naked playing video games on the couch.
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Dick Bateman @dickbateman.com · 10/03/2025
Part 2 of The Orc Who Came Inside Trilogy just published. tr.ee/nCZW8czzAR This story's set in the future of my Claimed universe. It's a stand-alone story of a nerdy-yet-rugged human student falling in raunchy, erotic love with a wounded half-orc he found in an alley. They can't stop fuckin'.
A book cover featuring a studly muscular hairy green half-orc cuddling his hairy human mustachioed boyfriend on the couch. They play video games together in short shorts. The book is entitled The Orc Who Came Inside Part 2: The Gay Orc Adventure by Richard (Dick) Bateman.
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Dick Bateman @dickbateman.com · 26/01/2025
OC from my #gayorc erotic romance novel available in Kindle ebook and paperback. tr.ee/7eNEvg8sJE
A huge green hairy orc man with a gigantic, veiny, throbbing erection and full balls stands behind a rugged human hunter. It's mating season, and if the must claim the first suitable male he finds. His loyal shapeshifting wolf companion is at his side.
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Dick Bateman @dickbateman.com · 19/01/2025
Updated cover art for Volume 1 of "The Orc Who Came Inside" linktr.ee/dickbateman
A wounded half orc lays in a dirty, wet alley and is assisted by a human man who has a massive crush on him.
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Dick Bateman @dickbateman.com · 16/01/2025
Took a break from authoring erotic orc romance to draw some. Witness the "orcification" of my sexy lil' gooner bro @yourgirlfriendxxx.bsky.social. Writing and art @ dickbateman.com #orc #gayorc #gayorcs
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Dick Bateman @dickbateman.com · 13/01/2025
New author portrait #gayartist #gayauthor
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Dick Bateman @dickbateman.com · 12/01/2025
New banner #orc #gay
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Dick Bateman @dickbateman.com · 12/01/2025
Cover art preview for 'The Orc Who Came Inside Part 2', an erotic gay romance trilogy featuring a lost, wounded half-orc from the distant past falling in love with a nerdy human student. Read part 1: tr.ee/7RjHOeWx36 Art by me #gay #orc #gayorc #orcs #gayorcs #gayartist #gayauthor
A handsome, beefy, beardy, hairy, shirtless half-orc is wearing short shorts and cuddling with his shirtless, slim, hairy, nerdy mustachioed human boyfriend. They sit on a shitty orange couch. The human is attempting to teach the orc video games. and is also wearing short shorts.
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Dick Bateman @dickbateman.com · 11/01/2025
OC Gurth and Budd from my orc porn novel. In the lore, orcs produce precum throughout the whole of arousal; when they ejaculate, the volume is such that they can fill a human entirely. Just taught myself digital painting. Bit of a noob. #orc #orcs #gayorc #gayorcs #orcporn tr.ee/7eNEvg8sJE
A beefy green-skinned orc stands behind a kneeling, vulnerable human. The orc is so aroused that copious amounts of pre-ejaculate leak from his large, veiny, uncircumcised cock. The ejaculate creates a puddle on the ground beneath the orc. The human, with a slightly distant, nervous expression, sports an erection himself.
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Dick Bateman @dickbateman.com · 08/01/2025
I've completed my 4-part gay orc smut novel - it's available as an ebook and a paperback for those who, like me, aren't fond of ebooks. Just got the proof copy of the paperback and it looks mighty nice. Art & design by yours truly! #orc #orcs #gayorc #gayorcs #gayerotica tr.ee/7eNEvg8sJE
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Dick Bateman @dickbateman.com · 18/09/2024
Creating NSFW versions of my cover art for my Kindle stories. This’n is about roomies who #goon and develop a #gooner bromance. Stories $2.99 on Kindle. No kindle required. New to this and would love support. Dickbateman.com #gayart #gayartist #queerart #queerartist #gayerotica #gayauthor
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Dick Bateman @dickbateman.com · 15/09/2024
When you can't afford to commission an artist for your indie orc smut (stories $2.99 a pop - dickbateman.com) and you don't wanna use shitty AI, you get out them high school art class skills that haven't been used in many years and learn 2 draw. #orc #orcs #gayorc #gayorcs #orcporn
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