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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

@cincopaul.bsky.social and @benstiller.redhour.com Isn’t there some way we can sever Josh and Melissa and make them go ding with pupil dilation when they cross that bridge? Please work on that, maybe?

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Pretty sure I know how the bargain went down: Elon: I’ll get you into the Oval, but you have to let me run things. Don: What’s in it for me? Elon: I’ll make you as rich as I am. Don: <does double jack-off dance to gay anthem> #MAGA

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Isn’t anyone worried about Air Force One crashing?

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Suddenly the unemployment rate doesn’t matter? #MAGA

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Without looking it up, what date is the Ides of April?

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

I really hate the thought that the person flying my plane was hired only because he’s white and male.

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Tonight’s side vegetable is so gay it wants to be called Broccoli Robert.

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

@ecittadino.bsky.social and I have just about perfected the 7 layers of love that is lasagne alla Bolognese. Sublime Christmas on a plate.

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

We just realized we have three beloved DēLonghi products that talk to each other. Espresso machine to toaster oven: You’re hot. Oven to Pinguino air conditioner: You’re so cool! Pinguino A/C to Espresso machine: Looks like you blew a seal. Pinguino: It’s ice cream!!

products.talk

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

You will be visited by three spirits.

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

@support.bsky.team It’s “Invasion of the Fem Bots” here at Bluesky. My only followers seem to be pretty ladies who don’t exist.

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

If a sitting president is immune from prosecution, shouldn’t that mean he can’t sue anyone? There must be some case law addressing the idea that a suit brought by an immune party abridges the rights of the defendant. Is it even possible for the defendant to win?

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

So I guess it wasn’t the lack of prayer in schools.

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

It’s a pancake kind of morning.

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

I think my writing partner @ecittadino.bsky.social and I are about to exhume an old TV pilot and start all over—with time we don’t have. Wish us luck!

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Roses are red, Is it laid, lain, or lay?

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I’m loving every episode of #BlackDoves on @netflix.com, but @joebarton.bsky.social’s writing in Episode 2 is divinely inspired. Damn.

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Maybe for-profit companies should stay out of healthcare.

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I won’t rest until I make the world understand how easy it is to make pasta a bagels from scratch.

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Starbucks is dead to us. While we were at home making our own coffee, they’ve automated their filtered coffee. The machine decides how much cream and sugar you want. And if you don’t tell them you want it in advance, it’s a mess. Literally a mess. Goodbye Starbucks. We loved you once.

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

I keep hearing that people are using impending tariffs as justification to buy things now. STOP. Remember, he lies about EVERYTHING.

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

This is the bedroom I wake up in every morning.

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Planning a tattoo? NO ROMAN NUMERALS. They always get fucked up somehow, so don’t.

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

If you like cats with their tongues out, you’ve come to the right place.

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

The stupid headline of the day goes to @usatoday.com Toddlers don’t accidentally shoot someone any more than they purposely do. Stop calling things like this “accidents.”

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Is anyone finding it hard to talk about Syria without waking up their iPhone assistant?

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Today @ecittadino.bsky.social and I suffered a small and surmountable business disappointment. Still, pasta therapy was in order.

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

This guy is so cold and smooth, a flirty assassin. The movie is almost already written.

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

You can safely report my kidnapping to police if you ever see me omit an Oxford comma.

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

I think it’s time to show off my god-dog for likes and follows. This is Pepita. She really detests the little boots, and they’re all off within seconds.

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Un spaghetto rustico per cena stasera, fatto in casa con @ecittadino.bsky.social

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Roses are red. I’d gladly hurl trump into the volcano on Vanuatu.

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

It’s about to be Prime Rib night here at Casa Sforpezza, with chef @ecittadino.bsky.social at the helm.

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Hey, Netflix, I know you wanted me to love the central personality in your first episode of #ChefsTableNoodles, but he kinda comes off as a privileged LA douche. Don’t you think there might have been a better way to frame his story?

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

@nytimes.com Please have a chat with your crossword editor about getting a goddamn clue. Everybody already knew the bullshit artist was lying, and now you want us to act all surprised. Don’t insult your readers’ intelligence.

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Austmitch Tavlander @austmitchtavlander.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

At least they’re admitting things now I guess 🤷‍♂️

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

We just saw a movie on Netflix, and we’d like to call an end to brutally killing off the cute and hot men.

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Did you hear the one about the bowlegged cowgirl? She couldn’t keep her calves together. If you like stupid dad jokes, following me would encourage me to post more. Thank you.

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Today we give thanks to all those journalists keeping The Obituary of the Century groomed and ready for immediate release. They’re a beacon of hope to us all. #littleclot

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Roses are red. Red’s a disgrace.

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

We needed some focaccia therapy tonight. And it worked.

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Isn’t it time to retire the civil war/library joke?

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Richard Lee Atwood @dickatwood.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

#Disclaimer I get it all except the cats. PLEASE, WHAT’S WITH THE CATS?? @appletv.bsky.social

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