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DADDY DICK™

@dickappointment.bsky.social
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Fancy a big ol' pecker, do ya?

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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 3h
I still can't park for shit kerbside.
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 4h
Another new Vauxhall badge? If they refreshed their cars this often, they'd be golden.
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 10h
Dan Jeannotte is 45?!
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*Pretends to be shocked*
autocar.co.uk
Surprise: Tesla has delayed the Roadster reveal - this time, it's the weather | Autocar
Flagship supercar promises jet thrusters and radical new look, but stormy weather delays arrival
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never thought I'd have cause to write an AI artwork rejection template, but here we are.
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I could never be a godparent. The moment the priest asks "Do you reject Satan and all his works?" would have me like...
static.klipy.com
Lineysha Spark's Sassy 'No' on RuPaul's Drag Race
ALT: Lineysha Spark's Sassy 'No' on RuPaul's Drag Race
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You Should Be Wanking
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When someone you don't like makes a joke.
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I thought everyone should see what a beefy little ass Marcello Hernandez from SNL has.
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You know it's autumn when the corduroy jackets start appearing. 😁
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's finally autumn. You know what that means!
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh dear. How sad. Never mind, Ed. 🤭
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A complete list of artists who've declined the invitation to support Ed Sheeran tonight in Philadelphia.
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh, I wasn't expecting a sequel to The Elysian Kingdom. The highlight of the episode is La'an's ever increasing exasperation at the situation she finds herself stuck in.
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We've held a village referendum
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Barney and Peppa Pig look like they're about to fuck shit up.
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A friend and I have had a difference of opinion regarding Ed Sheeran, who she's (inexplicably) a huge fan of. I really drew her ire when I said Ed Sheeran could go around shooting puppies and she'd insist the puppies had it coming, then sang "Now my spine don't work like it used to before..." 🤭
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love it when my deeply held disdain for someone turns out to be entirely justified! 😁
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Captain Holt Yells VINDICATION in B99
ALT: Captain Holt Yells VINDICATION in B99
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tonight's viewing. Never heard of this until recently.
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sure, Jan.
autocar.co.uk
Tesla is finally about to reveal the rocket-powered Roadster | Autocar
Flagship supercar to break cover, nine years after concept, with jet thrusters and radical new look
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Is he stuck?
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The people bemoaning the return of SNL UK for a second run are the same people who voted for Mrs. Brown's Boys to win Best Comedy at the National Television Awards. George Fouracres is even better as Andy Burnham than he was as Keir Starmer.
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child
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Zelda from Terrahawks: The Stuff of Nightmares
ALT: Zelda from Terrahawks: The Stuff of Nightmares
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
CHAMPAGNE FOR LULU!!!
dailyrecord.co.uk
Lulu receives plaque honouring achievements at Glasgow Music Heritage Trail
The Shout singer joins Lewis Capaldi, Texas, Wet Wet Wet and others in being honoured at the first ever trail.
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This week's episode of SNW was good, but the timeline doesn't track. They talk about Reeger stealing the credit for George Kirk's victory over the Klingons like it was decades ago, but the show links it to Discovery's Klingon war of 2256, meaning Reeger only had six years to ruin Kirk's career.
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cancellation! 😲
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sneezing at 46 is like playing Russian Roulette. Will you hurt your back? Diaphragm? Shoulder? All or none of the above?
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ever feel like you're being Single White Faggoted? 😩
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home's 40th anniversary screening was good fun, but the audience sucked. Most of them failed to llaugh at the funny bits, and somebody actually CLAPPED when the credits rolled. This was in Hamilton!
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Watching Vigil has made me want to revisit A Touch of Cloth.
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Bidding farewell to my bestie for the evening.
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My enduring disdain for Taylor Swift's mid-tempo bedroom songbook shtick is well known, and thankfully this is the furthest thing from that possible. Thanks, Miley.
youtube.com
MILEY - Bass Persuades (Official Video)
YouTube video by MILEY
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Still a proper Weegie.
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Javier Milei's new strategy to deflect from Argentina's failing economy by banging on about the Falklands seems oddly familiar...
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Apparently the kids don't wanna dance? Boring wee cunts. 🤭
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Jensen have decided to revive the Interceptor, 50 years after the original went out of production. What's next - a revival of the Leyland Princess?
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If my Serrano Ham & Manchego Pan De Cristal from M&S doesn't look this orgasmic when I take it out of the oven later, I'll be fucking raging.
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I BEG YOUR PARDON?!!?! 🤣🤣🤣
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"I didn't think the leopards would eat MY face!"
theguardian.com
Deported Milo Yiannopoulos says he is ‘ashamed’ of support for Trump
British far-right pundit breaks silence on ICE arrest and deportation and says he was ‘really, really terrified’
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Unlike the "I don't use the bus, so it doesn't affect me" idiots in England who reacted with apathy to Andy Burnham capping bus fares at £2 down there, I'm going to say I think this is a good thing.
bbc.co.uk
Bus journeys in west of Scotland to be capped at £2 from Monday
First Minister John Swinney announced the move in his programme for government, alongside plans to cut health boards from 14 to two.
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
According to the Uber Eats map, my KFC delivery driver is currently doing doughnuts around Lidl's car park in his 2010 Renault Scenic.
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I don't know what's wrong with Jack Innanen, but I like it.
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Without changing a single word... What Star Trek episode or film title could also be a porn title? Turnabout Intruder (TOS S3E24)
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Handsome Russian cop in Series 3 of Vigil. Tornike Gogrichiani.
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Vigil is back for Series 3, and it remains deeply silly. Filming in Lanarkshire still seems to be a big thing, with South Lanarkshire's Headquarters (Hamilton's mini UN) doubling for a Russian installation on Svalbard.
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Post something stupid from your phone.
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I love watching Stephanie Forrester slap the shit out of Brooke Logan.
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Some people favour a heavyweight Christopher Nolan movie. I favour a cheaply made Cannon schlockfest with just enough script to get from one overblown action set piece to the next, and tonight I'm going to have two.
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Boop a doop a doop Boop a doop a doop Boop a doop a doop Boop a doop a doop Oooo, do do do do Ah, be-boop a doop a doop Boop a doop a doop Boop a doop a doop Boop a doop a doop Oooo, do do do do Lyrical genius.
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DADDY DICK™ @dickappointment.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
New drag name: Onya Bike.
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