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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 4h

“And I’m takin’ Corey on my taxpayer-funded fuckplane over all of ‘em! Includin’ my husband.”

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

“I know more about indelible stains than anyone in this room. Anyone in America, when you think of it.”

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Get Hegseth first. Then RFK. Then Mullins. Then Blanche. Then Trump. Because don't forget, on the off chance Trump is convicted and removed, JD takes over.

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“I’m interviewing you.” Then how about you stop talking and let him talk.

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I liked it better when they weren’t covering him.

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“I have been opposed to this ever since the minute I learned it directly affected me.”

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You can bet Xi and his people filed that fact away for future use.

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I wish the DOJ lawyer would just acknowledge that, if Kaitlan Collins would just smile, none of this would be happening.

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I don’t get why the judge is asking this. Isn’t the issue whether or not the reporter is even allowed to ask a question in an open press conference?

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The boycott of pool coverage of Trump should extent to couch boy as well.

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

He’s just going to send in the bulldozers in the middle of the night, no matter how many court orders there are. Any day now.

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“Zees eez zee fairst time I haf eveair seen zees words een my laif.”

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Tell him to refer to it as the Democratic Party in every speech and sermon he gives and it’s a deal.

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

They’re turning people away by the thousands. Maybe hundreds of thousands.

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I absolutely do not understand what makes you think anybody would actually want to read this. From her.

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

“It’s fine if they’re lesbians, just don’t be disgruntled.“

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

She starts Monday as the White House press secretary.

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Hence today’s House vote. Nervous Republicans know better than anyone how much of their agenda depends on SC rulings. A 13-member court could reinstate Roe v Wade, get rid of Citizens United…

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

“I never dreamed the deranged wild animal would try to rip MY face off.”

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

If Peter Baker had asked ChatGPT to spit out a stereotypical NYT normalization load of gunk, this is what would have come out. How he managed to not use the words Epstein, felon or sociopath is beyond me and also totally unsurprising.

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Don’t forget, John Oliver’s show did a story in ‘24 on Project 2025 before CNN ever did one.

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Glad they finally got around to covering this weird relationship.

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

That means 99.98% of voters voted legally. Like the Save act is going to make that better.

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

“You thought I was talking about sex? What makes you think that!?”

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I expect an NYT reporter to post anytime now that behind the scenes Cheung is very helpful to him.

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

And of course, a story about how someone comes up to him and calls him sir.

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Well, as long as it’s one of the most beautiful buildings anywhere, case closed, I guess.

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Couldn’t possibly have anything to do with the fact that they are the New York freaking Times and that Trump has been obsessed for 50 years with coverage in the NYT.

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

You can have my car, but please don’t take my factory.

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

He has no human capacity to care about others, so I don’t see how it would affect him at all.

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Prediction: “But the work is so far along anyway that it would be unfeasible to stop it, so construction may go ahead.”

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Has any leader ever hated his own people this much?

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Has there ever been a leader who hates so many of his own people?

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

That’s how you know this is all for an audience of one.

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Waiting for the response from Olive Garden’s social media manager in three, two, one…

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Has any leader ever run down his own people as much as this guy does?

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

So if Canada was the 51st state, who would be responsible?

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

“I didn’t leave the Democrat party, the Democrat party left me.”

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

They must have used the world’s worst camera because there’s no way the headline would be that hard to read if this picture was real. At the risk of being a conspiracy theorist, it really freaking looks like AI.

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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I’ve always liked the line attributed to Angus: “I'm sick to death of people saying we've made 11 albums that sound exactly the same. In fact, we've made 12 albums that sound exactly the same."

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