iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Yeah but then kip will see it as assault and i think that’s worse

You have to be prettier than that (and a woman)

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Uh… like 4 AM maybe, and no.

I like that about him :•:)

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I’m not killing the author! That would be mean

he stays at the desk and signs papers for me

I mean they take me like, 140 hours each. The author is gonna kill me if another one gets fucked up

I mean i love you but i really don’t want to lose any of these manuscripts again

You nearly burned the house down the last time i was over there

I just wanna eat my fucking food what else am i supposed to do

NO i am NOT letting you touch him

I JUST WANT TO EAT WITHOUT YOU STABBING MY PLATE OF MAC AND CHEESE

You know sometimes i go out to eat at the cafe, and ling kinda has to get within that 5 ft zone in order to serve my my food

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WHY? WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE MY POOR BABY ROBOT

It’s not my fault you keep killing people that get within 5 feet of me

No I’m not giving you my robot Secretary he’s very useful

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Ok so do you want those books in the back of your cart or can i yoink them for the library

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Only if you want to be replacement Secretary

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read a really good book about this wizard kid today. Hope the author isn’t dreadfully transphobic or anything, that would be terrible and i might burn a book for the first time if it were to be true.

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George @dicelady.bsky.social · 04/02/2024

No? I mean, maybe a little? I didn’t make him. I don’t see what that would do though. He’s just my poor little baby

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I still wish you wouldn’t just dump the people you assault in my spare bed though. I keep having to explain why you’re dragging unconscious bodies through the library.