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Will Salvi

@dicechucker.bsky.social
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've been unemployed for over a year thanks to this presidency, so I'm up to help in anyway possibly.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As someone who has been unemployed for over a year now, I feel this so hard.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Meanwhile I'm the anti Erika. I have an unending meh for life.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Anyone famous should be ashamed. Can't really blame struggling actors for taking any jobs to make ends meet, but Kevin Hart and others are hardly hard up for cash.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Baaad to the bone.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Willie Wonka: No. Stop. Don't.
ALT: Willie Wonka: No. Stop. Don't.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I might (far)fall(e) for you.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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I Volunteer as Tribute - Hunger Games
ALT: I Volunteer as Tribute - Hunger Games
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The best
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Not looking to date because reasons, but judge me by my dog.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Always important to marinate the chef.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
One time they had to do an emergency colonoscopy while I was in the hospital for a month. The problem was that I had eaten cereal for breakfast so they couldn't knock me out. Not the worst pain ever, but damn close. White knuckling it the whole time, especially when they were taking biopsies.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Goku is peak himbo.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Elmo Says Meh!
ALT: Elmo Says Meh!
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I know, I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Is this part of your OnlyFlans page?
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ew people
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Playing fetch before we have to leave New Zealand forever and come back to the states.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ugh I tried to escape but have to go back on Monday. I'm not looking forward to it.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
No more eating out your partner. The FDA has found a was to fuck that up too.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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5th Dimension - Age Of Aquarius / Let The Sunshine In
ALT: 5th Dimension - Age Of Aquarius / Let The Sunshine In
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Is it anything like Last Week Tonight where it feels like nothing is going right?
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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I'll Be In My Bunk: When You Don't Wanna Deal
ALT: I'll Be In My Bunk: When You Don't Wanna Deal
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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cooked meter
ALT: cooked meter
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hi I'm ruptured appendix. Hi I'm a colitis flare up. Hi I'm an angry German Shepherd. Hi I'm drowning. Hi I'm a broken skull. Hi I'm a rocket. Hi I'm a mortar. Hi I'm severe depression.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Wigging out
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This sounds like we need a cook off. Where does the taster line start?
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm fed up with all of that and more, is exhausting. I tried to escape the US, but to no avail.
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Kristen Bell in The Good Place: This Is The Bad Place
ALT: Kristen Bell in The Good Place: This Is The Bad Place
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
And here I am unemployed in VA. That 9% has got to be at least partly from DOGE and other such BS.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Crippling depression is crippling.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
OR MORE DOGS
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
EVERY. DAMN. DAY.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Mother truckers. 😜
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If you have a heart attack right after you can die happy and won't have to worry about finances.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Sarcastic Rabbit with Carrot
ALT: Sarcastic Rabbit with Carrot
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Puff Post
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Time for waffle fries.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
So what did you do when life have you lemon mentos?
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Were you plum surprised?
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
He went to Jared.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Then it's just fun?
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Weed, it's what's for dinner.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Haven't been able to find work in over a year, we're in yet another pointless war, the economy is in the shitter but thank goodness for this big dope.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I was on a first date with a woman at a bookstore and she offered to buy me a Bible. Neither of us were/are religious. I wasn't even being that devilish.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Donald Trump is like a really dumb dragon. Hugely narcissistic, obsessed with gold, and no knowledge of anything.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Timon & Pumbaa: Achin' for Some Bacon (Lion King)
ALT: Timon & Pumbaa: Achin' for Some Bacon (Lion King)
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
You should play it next time to do ride without handlebars.
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Will Salvi @dicechucker.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
youtu.be/HLUX0y4EptA?...
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Flobots - Handlebars
YouTube video by FlobotsVEVO
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