Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 07/10/2026Firing it up right now! I keep forgetting this it out, thx for boosting. 010
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 05/10/2026I also like this one. The plain-speaking gets around the poor messaging of the Dems. 000
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 05/10/2026It’s here: factocracy.net You can download all or just some of them. All you need to do is pay to get them printed. Or maybe you have a coalition in your community with a print budget? Either way, there’s some good ones, like this: 100
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 04/10/2026A relaxing end to a pretty busy #Caturday. 🐈⬛ 191
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 03/10/2026I love Guillermo Del Toro, because it is so obvious that he GETS IT. (nsfw: language) 031
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 01/10/2026Happy #KidLitArtPostcard Day! 🎨 📚 I'm Diandra Mae, an author-illustrator who loves kicking off spooky season with a mischevious duo. I'm rep'd by Carrie Hannigan at HGLit. diandramae.com #kidlit #kidlitart #spookyfun 1277
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 29/09/2026Now that we’re shifting into fall, every evening the squirrels and swamp bunnies spend a few hours grazing in the back yard. 030
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 29/09/2026Queen Herby (half of Karmin) out here with this evergreen reminder: 000
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 29/09/2026Happy Tuesday, have some fan crossover animation! www.instagram.com/reel/Dd1f7Z1...? 010
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 28/09/2026I unapologetically love these things.😋 (Halloween candy is out, but the only place I see it moving is Dollar Tree. That sh*t is EXPENSIVE.) 020
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 24/09/2026Who knew tofu would help me love breakfast again? (I was diagnosed with an egg allergy last fall.) Yay, breakfast! 120
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 24/09/2026I’ve been on the HAIKU side of the internet since this summer. It’s not a cure-all, but dancing can be an antidote to despair. Join me. 💃🏽🕺🏾 011
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 20/09/2026In Texas, we have some of the highest property taxes in the country. GIT ‘IM, GINA! 000
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 15/09/2026Man, people are hilarious. 😆 You can watch a short film about these birds here: www.garretharkawik.com/a-very-large... 010
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 13/09/2026Probably preaching to the choir, but I want y'all to know I started reading this *immediately* after finishing THE WONDER ENGINE last night, and I'm having the BEST time. I am snickering, cackling, and kicking my feet, and I'm only a third of the way through! 3164
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 12/09/2026I’m trying to finish this one today, so I can jump into that one hopefully tomorrow. 😁 Happy reading! 030
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 11/09/2026Whew! I’m feeling doom and gloomy. Better get offline, and go read! 🫣 I’ve already read Swordheart, but I think I need to backtrack a bit before I jump into Daggerbound. *rubs hands together* 130
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 10/09/2026The third week of September is when ERs have an increase in asthmatic attack cases because it's when ragweed hits peak pollen disbursement. This chart shows what the pollen is up to right now in Maryland. Definitely re-up those allergy meds, y'all! 120
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 08/09/2026(Stealing this bit from @ironspike.bsky.social) Logging on: 010
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 08/09/2026If y’all weren’t aware, Hawaii is getting hit by Hurricane Lowell (🌀 CAT 3 💔) right now. We know FEMA is currently non-existent, so keep an eye out for mutual aid links in the coming days. 021
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 04/09/2026I’m so tempted to make this my new avatar. A mom who had no idea how to manage thick, curly hair, and me, who took absolutely zero care of my appearance through the school day? 🤣 What a recipe for disaster! 020
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 04/09/2026After 42 years here, I wouldn't expect any other result. 😅 mydialect.us/quiz-standar... 200
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 03/09/2026Happy #KidLitArtPostcard Day! 🎨 📚 It's Back-To-School season, and that means school pictures! I'm Diandra Mae, an author-illustrator who loves showing kids REALLY being kids. 😆 I'm rep'd by Carrie Hannigan at HGLit. diandramae.com #kidlit #kidlitart #backtoschool 0326
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 02/09/2026A dead tree fell over and knocked out power to the entire neighborhood today, but I DID manage to draw this mouse.😅 🎨 #kidlitart #artlife 0133
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 02/09/2026Which character did you pick? 😃 I’m a little mage 100
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 01/09/2026This was mine earlier today tracking a swamp rabbit’s movements in the yard: 1171
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 01/09/2026Did you see that on the mobile app you can make your blue dot into a "questie?"You can select a unicorn, little goblin sorcerer, knight, or orc/troll as your avatar. Super cute! 020
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 01/09/2026Waking up to an incoming storm, and hundreds of parents griping at our district for being one of the few in the area to not cancel school today. (We’re not on the “dirty side,” and it’s not scheduled to hit us until late afternoon) It’s Hurricane Season, alright! 🤦🏽♀️ 000
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 01/09/2026One question: why the heck did the 80s have the “big bosses” look so much like Colonel Sanders? It’s so weird! 000
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 31/08/2026My evening plans are all set! 💅 (I IMPRINTED on this song at like 5 years old) 130
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 31/08/2026@jimhoover017.bsky.social Do you know about this place? This video is pretty neat. Shows it’s all buttons for days! 😁 www.instagram.com/reel/Da3ootc...? 110
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 23/08/2026The contortions it took for me to get a picture of her without my big ole head in the shot…😆 She’s taken to laying on the back of my chair instead of on my lap, bc it’s just too hot to snuggle. Happy #Caturday! 🐈⬛ 150
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 22/08/2026We’ve reached the point of summer where ice cream no longer suffices. It’s paletas and sorbets until the end of September. (It feels like 102°, the dew point is 74°) 030
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 20/08/2026Today’s Outlier theme activated my inner ten-year old mythology nerd, and net me two outliers. 😅 010
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 19/08/2026Thought of you when I saw this a few hours ago: 130
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 18/08/2026Poet Caitlin Seida nailed it, imo. THIS is my version of hope. #dukesup 000
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 18/08/2026My hand strength has diminished but hand-strengthening grips caused bruises, so I quit using them. I'm sorry to say that one of those trendy squishies has totally helped, and I am now regularly exercising my hands on a daily basis. 😅 (still searching for joint braces that won't break the bank) 110
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 12/08/2026HEB has these spicy tortillas made with peppers embedded in the flour. They’re my favorite. I can’t wait to see what you make! 010
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 12/08/2026Look at this side-eye. You’d think I was the one sitting on top of and trapping her! 😆 🐈⬛ 000
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 11/08/2026I know nothing about Warhammer, but this artist makes these amazing custom figures, and I figure at least one of y’all will appreciate her craftsmanship. www.instagram.com/spacemeowrines? 2285
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 11/08/2026Saw a lady on TikTok who purchased a large lot of list papers at an estate sale, and was going through them afterwards. She opened up one of them to THIS: 110
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 08/08/2026One thing bringing me joy this week, is every single online reference to the Wicker movie. I giggle every single time. 270
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 06/08/2026Happy #KidLitArtPostcard Day! 🎨 📚 I'm Diandra Mae, an author-illustrator who is REALLY missing salads and berries this summer. 😩 You can see more of my work at diandramae.com or reach out to my agent Carrie Hannigan at HGLit. #kidlit #kidlitart #summer #berries #bear 0597
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 05/08/2026It also means that I’m ripping cds to put on her mp3 player. Students can’t legally have their phones out at school, so this is one way she’ll still be able to listen to music while doing class work. Troubleshooting album formats isn’t how I thought my morning would go, yet here I am… 010
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 05/08/2026Thrifting #music with your teen means that sometimes you watch her pick out a few albums that you owned decades ago in their original cassette form. 😅 230
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 03/08/2026Spokane residents are getting a lot of online recovery assistance, but multiple Indigenous communities have also been severely impacted by these wildfires. Please share the information below. #wildfires #yakama #warmsprings #colville #washington OP on IG: www.instagram.com/p/DbiZSKbjXLJ/? 121
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 02/08/2026We got a nice little surprise when we went to see the new Spider-Man movie today. (Fingers crossed we get the next installment Into the Spiderverse this year. 😩) 120
Decomposing Dame (Diandra Mae) @diandramae.com · 29/07/2026Departing from 59° (Seattle) this morning and arriving to 97° (Houston) was such a (wet) slap in the face today. At least my kiddo was able to capture dawn on our return to Houston this morning. 010