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Diana Rowland

@dianarowland.bsky.social
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I write about demons and zombies and social/class issues… but funny. Related, I’ve done unspeakable things to a whole lot of dead bodies.

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Diana Rowland @dianarowland.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Rewatching Victor/Victoria. Realized it’s set 90 years ago. NINETY. ::crumbles into dust::
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Diana Rowland @dianarowland.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Best lap warmers.
Two large cats on my lap and legs.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 15/11/2024
My latest crackpot theory is that one of the best encapsulations of late stage capitalism are those ads for a game where you save a woman and child from freezing to death. No, hear me out. I promise I’m going somewhere!
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Diana Rowland @dianarowland.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Hey, so, I don't want to alarm anyone, but it's possible I got enough sleep last night.
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Diana Rowland @dianarowland.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
My kid texted that she’s ordering baking pans to be sent to my house because she wants to do some baking when she comes for Thanksgiving, and “the pan situation at your house gets me a little miffed sometimes.”😂 I’ve decided that “a little miffed” will be my new “I am ready to burn it all tf down.”
A couple of grungy and old af baking sheets
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Diana Rowland @dianarowland.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
My sleep cycle is inSANELY fucked up lately because I get tired and then go to bed early and so I wake up early and lather rinse repeat except it gets earlier and earlier so now I wake up at 3am and now it's not even 7pm and I'm an old lady so I guess 7pm is my bedtime now. FML
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Diana Rowland @dianarowland.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
I guess I have to write this now. 😂
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Diana Rowland @dianarowland.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
My headcanon is that Beyonce is the leader of an all-female cadre of international spies, and the Formation lyrics are actually, "Okay, ladies, now let's get information, cause I slay."
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Diana Rowland @dianarowland.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Show me your pets.
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Diana Rowland @dianarowland.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
Mood
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Diana Rowland @dianarowland.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
This cat. This insane creature. I… yeah. Wow.
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Diana Rowland @dianarowland.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
Watching a tv show where a medic says, "He's showing symptoms of rabies infection. Get him to the hospital!" Sure you can take him to the hospital, but it won't do any good. Once a person starts showing symptoms, it's too late. Bitten by a rabies-carrying species? Get the shots immediately.
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Diana Rowland @dianarowland.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
Dear writers (and non-writers): It isn't the rubber tires of a car that protect occupants from electricity--whether from lightning or power line or other dangerous source. The protection comes from the fact that the vehicle itself serves as a faraday cage.
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Diana Rowland @dianarowland.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
This morning’s dog hike featured many Amazing Clouds.
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Diana Rowland @dianarowland.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
Virga over ABQ. (Also, autocorrect tried to turn “virga” into “burgs” and … huh?)
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Diana Rowland @dianarowland.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
Henry Kissinger is 100 today. Fuck you, Henry Kissinger.
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Diana Rowland @dianarowland.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
My three-legged chaos beast continues to chaos.
Three legged black cat climbing the screen of the catio.
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Diana Rowland @dianarowland.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
Monsoon season is monsooning!
Big clouds dropping rain in the distance.Big clouds and big pretty rain.
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Diana Rowland @dianarowland.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
Mochi really wanted give an up close and personal greeting to the bunny.
Sheepadoodle with her attention riveted on a juvenile bunny rabbit sitting in the road.
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Diana Rowland @dianarowland.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
Some hijinks were ensuing in my plum tree today.
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Diana Rowland @dianarowland.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
Obligatory dorky first post.
Partly cloudy with some blue sky.
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