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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 7m

Think I might hold out for 18-25 year terms for a couple of them.

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 59m

My mind converted that to "having the ultimate stench". Dunno where that came from.

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 1h

"The Hunt for Red November" or, "The Krasnov of the Kremlin"

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 9h

Earth welcomes her new rat and cockroach overlords.

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 11h

They are growing them in peach tree dishes.

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 12h

From the article: "When you have a leader that is confident in his ability and he says what he means and he means what he says and he leads with confidence, I think people respect that. So I think that we’re being respected a lot more than we were in the last administration."- Sharon Anderson

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 12h

A 10-09-26 article in *The Guardian* quotes Sharon Anderson, 70, from Etowah, TN, MAGA Republican. Google reveals she's a prominent Trump supporter. It also reveals a GoFundMe for her son, who was struck by a vehicle and has no health insurance through his employer of 7 years.You can't make this up.

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 12h

Never use more than C85 (15% broom corn).

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 13h

Don't be silly; how can you tilt at a turbine?

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 22h

This one time, at Banned Book Camp...

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 22h

I know true obscenity when I see it.

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 23h

Coming down, in record numbers? President Trumpharp isn't even making his lies plausible, as usual.

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 23h

I'm certain I will receive my Soros Paid Protester check before they get their DOGE, Tariff, or Trump Dividend checks.

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 23h

Trump would have them rendered into oil for his golf cart if it would save him $20. (I first wrote "Trump would render them", but he wouldn't face off with anybody over the age of 13)

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

This is the pseudo-scientific version of "Just asking questions".

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

When Trump got re-elected, I started getting every vaccine I could find. My theory was they they would perhaps make vaccines impossible to find in the US by removing liability protections from manufacturers and others. "If they're safe, what are they worried about?"

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The Nobel people need to create a Nobel Petit Prize to award trump once or twice a year. I'm guessing he doesn't know petit means "small".

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Just not the kind of whore that fucks you and gives you pleasure. Trump is the kind of whore who knocks you on the head, takes your wallet, and leaves you bloody in an alley.

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Remind me, which Oligarch controls NBC? Oh, never mind, it doesn't matter.

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Miller, Alatrash Gratifying Appetites.

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

"Jackie, I *told* you to wait for the ambassador post!"

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I grew up in the 70s. I expect a laugh track.

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

And that's why they are trying to shut it down.

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I think this would look great as an Old West style "WANTED" poster.

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

They placed JD Vance and Erika Kirk pretty close together there...Jes' sayin'.

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

They're going to crash Grindr, Tinder, Seeking...com, Ashley Madison, Signal, Venmo and Western Union all at the same time. "...and they shall be judged by the content of their phones."

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Me and Earl and the Dying Girl: Interrupted

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Mission Impossible: Orgy of the Dead Reckoning

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Notice how Republicans everywhere are distancing themselves from the *actual* Trump policies, that are inflicting pain on *actual* Americans, and leaning into purely imaginary Trump "victories". Any politician who didn't actively *oppose* Trump de facto supported the numerous disasters we now see.

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

So...all the tech giants that are laying off Americans and off-shoring their jobs, are....Socialist?

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Like most of Trumpharp's posts, this makes no sense if you try and parse it. Who's 'Mohommed" and which office is he running for? If somebody is an 'extremely bad' candidate for the 'dumocrats', shouldn't that be good for the GOP? If Rogers is so loyal, why is he now backtracking on tariffs and Iran

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It does amuse me to imagine the entire Cabinet having to pee in bottles to keep on schedule.

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Plutocracy-moving from a word in the dictionary to a reality near you.

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"We are proud to announce that, under the fearless and visionary leadership of President Trump, the White House has beer certified 100% rat-free!"

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

From "The War on Poverty" to "The War on the Poor".

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"I voted for Trump because he says it as it is!" "He's telling Iran to nuke American cities." "You have to understand what he's *really* saying!"

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

*23 karat gold leaf, because the couldn't afford the tariffs on the Home Depot spray can 'gold'.

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Don't forget Trump got that election fraudster pardoned on the state conviction by leaning on the Governor. We're finding a totally-corrupt President has near-total power.

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I have a cousin, about 75, so pre-measles vaccine. She's partially deaf. I never heard it mentioned why, but as I hear more about measles, I wonder if that was the cause?

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I hope we can test this hypothesis, stat. A certain poetic justice in RFK Jr. becoming road kill...

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Move it? Does Brainworm Bobby think they strike the tents, load up the Jeeps, and bug out?

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The only time Trump "looks up" is when there's an eclipse.

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Diamondplate Dave @diamondplatedave.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"...and, after sunrise, they went back to the feeder and found, hanging from the perch...A BLOODY CLAW!" or: "Give me....MY GOLDEN BEAK!"

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