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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

The QVC crew counted too fast and wished everyone Happy New Year a second or two early

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Teaching my son some local history this Christmas

Hip hop from the back. He’s a gray bunny. He tail is sticking out of his basketball shorts. His jersey is numbered.

HIP-HOP
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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Anytime we go for a drive with my 2-year-old son

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Last week @sabs.bsky.social, @izdaramola.bsky.social and I watched She’s Making A List, which is the only movie I’ve seen where Santa vaporizes a dude into a cloud of dust defector.com/we-watch-a-c...

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Dan Gelston’s Hall of Fame ballot is almost perfect. But points off for the penmanship.

Dan Gelston, AP writer for Philly, voted for just Chase Utley and Jimmy Rollins for the HOF. He tried to print his name on the bottom part and it’s barely legible.

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

I got Simon a Little People nativity set and he put Mary in charge of putting out fires

A nativity scene from the Little People line. Theres a little stable, Jesus, Joseph, the Angel Gabriel, a few animals and the three wise men. Mary sits in front on a fire truck.

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

I have to admit I am considering this. www.ebay.com/itm/36598583...

eBay listing for Shawn Bradley airbrushed poster, in his Sixers "star" uniforms. The listing:

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A close-up of the Bradley painting. It's all airbrushed with a background that kind of looks like the "laser" one you'd get at school pictures.

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

The Army cadets look like they could be in SimCity 2000

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND - DECEMBER 13: The Army Corp of Cadets march before the 126th Army-Navy Game between the Navy Midshipmen and the Army West Point Black Knights at M&T Bank Stadium on December 13, 2025 in Baltimore, Maryland. (Photo by David Jensen/Getty Images)

I crudely photoshopped the Army guys into SimCity 2000.

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Here are some of my favorite photos (of people screaming) at the Army-Navy game. defector.com/aaaaaaauuuuu...

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND - DECEMBER 13: Navy Midshipmen celebrate during a game between the Navy Midshipmen and Army West Point Black Knights at M and T Bank Stadium on December 13, 2025 in Baltimore, Maryland.

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND - DECEMBER 13: U.S. Navy Midshipmen wait for the start of the 126th Army-Navy Game between the Army Black Knights and the Navy Midshipmen at M&T Bank Stadium on December 13, 2025 in Baltimore, Maryland. The teams are competing for the Commander-in-Chief's Trophy.

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND - DECEMBER 13: The Navy Midshipmen celebrate after the 126th America's Game against Navy Midshipmen at M and T Bank Stadium on December 13, 2025 in Baltimore, Maryland. The Navy Midshipmen won 17-16.

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND - DECEMBER 13: Navy Midshipmen celebrate the win after a game between the Navy Midshipmen and Army West Point Black Knights at M&T Bank Stadium on December 13, 2025 in Baltimore, Maryland.

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

The main character in My Yiddish Vacation is a 7-year-old girl, and her favorite song is “Mack the Knife.”

"Frankie thinks he's a real macher dressed in those clothes," Grandpa whispers to me. A macher is a "big shot."

I'm excited when my favorite song comes on-
"Mack the Knife." It's such a great song that even Sammy can't help himself. He grabs Grandma's hand and we all dance together.

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

When your wife agrees to let you acquire 1,600 VHS tapes under certain conditions

Me:
You are the breeze in desert for me.
My water.
And ocean.
Meant to be only together tiger.

My wife:
OK

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

When you ask your wife if you can acquire 1,600 VHS tapes

Oh my god
I truly want nothing to do with this hoard
I do not want them in your possession. I do not want them to be your or my responsibility.
If those tapes ever come into our possession I will set them on fire

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

I wrote about Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story, which is mostly about the “annual holiday game” and how great the new stadium will be. I also made a supercut. Here’s my favorite scene in the movie. defector.com/the-bills-ha...

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

I need to go to Netflix House now that I know it includes a tribute to Philly’s famous French Quarter

A screenshot from a Netflix House ad, with a street pole of 18th and Walnut with the “French Quarter” designation

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

This is one of the grossest things I’ve ever seen, and it fills me with Pennsylvania pride www.wnep.com/article/news...

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

This makes it sound like Michael Jordan just needs to go to the Genius Bar

A screenshot of a Threads tweet from an account called "dunk" that says "Two men who understood each other completely" and is via a different account called "clutchpoints" and the tweet has an image attached with a sad-looking Jordan (but not Crying Jordan) and a little circle inset with Kobe looking upward.

Then the caption says 'Michael Jordan says 'for some reason' he can't delete his old texts with Kobe Bryant"

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

My wife has agreed to never again purchase a children’s book without first opening it

A drawing of a kid with a purple mohawk and a blue shirt doing a dance and saying “I call this dance ‘The Noam Chomsky’”

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Today’s cursed item at the thrift

A promotional poster, framed, for CNN’s The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer. It has his face and his white hair and beard and his glasses and his black suit, white shirt and bright blue tie. (Blitzer dresses fine I think. Boring but classic quality look. I could be wrong I haven’t seen him in a while.)

Anyway it’s like a 24x36 poster, framed, on a shelf at the Salvation Army thrift. I didn’t get close enough to see the price.

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Opening the replies on this tweet

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

It’s so impressive teenagers from two states organized 30 teens for an egging in 1993. AOL didn’t even have buddy lists yet. Did they meet on rec.sport.baseball.phillies? #phillies on EFNet? A gopher server?

Two teens arrested for egging house of Mitch Williams
Associated Press
MOORESTOWN - Two teenagers were charged with pelting the home of Philadelphia Phillies relief pitcher Mitch Williams with eggs to show their displeasure with his performance in the World Series.
Hours after Williams gave up the series-winning home run against Toronto on Saturday, police said about 30 youngsters armed with cartons of eggs arrived at Williams' house.
Williams was not at the house - after leaving Toronto, he flew to his home in Arlington, Texas, where he lives during much of the offseason.
When police arrived, most of the youths fled, but two were taken into custody — a 17-year-old from Gwynedd, Pa. and a
16-year-old from Moorestown. Both were released to their parents and could face harassment charges, police said.
Police had been patrolling the area since Oct. 20 after at least two death threats against Williams. The threats began after Williams blew a five-run lead and the Phillies lost Game 4 of the World Series.
Phillies spokesman Larry Shenk downplayed reports that Williams was upset by the incident.
"The issue is over. It's being blown out of proportion," Shenk said Tuesday. "He's out hunting in Texas with his brother."
Williams has lived in Moorestown since February and had enjoyed a celebrity status. Well-wishers put up signs on his lawn and house saying "Good Luck Mitch" and motorists honked their horns as they drove past.

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

When the PA Lottery brought back Gus the Groundhog as a CGI creation instead of a puppet a decade ago, one of Gus’s puppet creators told The Patriot-News that “nobody likes CGI characters, unless they are monsters or robots.” www.pennlive.com/politics/201...

Rick Lazzarini, who had a hand in Gus' creation, is among those who are voicing opposition to the switch to a computer-generated character.

"Unfortunately, the PA Lottery and Ad Agency MARC USA are sullying that institution by bringing back a soulless, computer-generated imitation of Gus. What the people of Pennsylvania missed was the endearing puppet that took a team of talented puppeteers to bring to life, interacting with the humans in the ads," Lazzarini said.

"Nobody likes CGI characters, unless they are monsters or robots. Did anyone like it when they switched Yoda from a beautifully crafted and performed puppet to a pale CGI version? Nope."

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Pennsylvania’s greatest holiday tradition

Map of the United States. There's a calendar up at the top that says DEC 1. The entire country is red, except for Pennsylvania is in green.

The key says RED is "I don't want a lot for Christmas…" and the key says GREEN is “This holiday season my good friend gave to me…”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyy2q75ucek

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

In 2004, The Guardian asked Todd Rundgren about his favorite websites. The first one listed: eBaum’s World. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Todd Rundgren's favourites

www.ebaumsworld.com
www.flashkit.com/index.shtml
www.google.com
www.otisfodder.com/365days.html
www.mcli.dist.maricopa.edu/director/

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Ever since I was a tiny boy I don’t want dot matrix I don’t need no toy I got an Apple II and QuarkXPress I want that new HP LaserJet I want a laser printer I want to print at three hundred dpi (Yes, I do) I want a laser printer I don’t want it printing line by line (That’s right)

A photo of TODD RUNDGREN dressed like a vampire Elvis impersonator. Under it is a quote:

"A laser printer." TODD RUNDGREN

Photograph is by Mark Weiss

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

In 1987 Family Computing magazine asked “computer-using celebrities” what they wanted for Christmas. Julia Child wanted a potion that taught her MS-DOS. Steve Wozniak would like a girlfriend. Robin Williams said he’d “like to be able to jack in directly.” And Todd Rundgren needed a laser printer.

Excerpt of magazine page.

It says "Dear Santa: Computer-using celebrities tell us what they want for Christmas." The Story is by Kathryn Bonn.

"I'd like a magic potion. By drinking it, I'd have a full understanding of MS-DOS at my fingertips." JULIA CHILD

"A smaller laser printer... and a girlfriend who loves computers." STEVE WOZNIAK

"I'd like to be able to jack in directly [to a computer)." ROBIN WILLIAMS

Excerpt of magazine page with more celebrity quotes.

"A giant screen so that I can create huge computer-generated images." KEITH HARING

"I'd like a better-quality, faster, quieter printer." LINDA ELERBEE

"I'd like a program that could tell me the results of every batter-pitcher confrontation in the National League." DAVEY JOHNSON

"I'd like to guarantee that I never accidently make a foolish mistake." WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY, JR.

"I'd like a Cray [supercomputer]." PENN (the taller half of PENN & TELLER)

"A laser printer." TODD RUNDGREN

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Found a really good correction in the August 27, 1994 Philadelphia Daily News

CORRECTION

Funds to improve the Italian Market totaled $700,000 in Marrie Wilson's letter to the editor Thursday, not $700 million.

Link to corrections page in Daily News on newspapers.com: https://www.newspapers.com/article/philadelphia-daily-news/185913155/

Here's a link to Marrie Wilson's original letter, which compared Joe Vignola to Judas and said he sold out for his own 30 pieces of silver, $700,000 (or, in her letter as originally printed, $700 million): https://www.newspapers.com/article/philadelphia-daily-news/185913595/

She was upset Vignola, then a Philadelphia City Councilman, voted for the $700,000 grant from the city for sidewalk, awning and other upgrades to the Italian Market: https://www.newspapers.com/article/the-philadelphia-inquirer/185913717/

Here's another story on the renovations planned: https://www.newspapers.com/article/philadelphia-daily-news/185913822/

I do not know if the councilman originally said he'd vote no.

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

I envy the reporter who got to email a publicist to ask if a client drinks piss www.eonline.com/news/1425529...

“Since she wants to be petty and be an a--hole,” Jessi, 33, said in a video posted on her Instagram Stories Nov. 25, “I think I’m just gonna go ahead and say that grandpa Bret likes to drink her piss like it’s dirty soda and he gulps it down like water.”

E! News has reached out to Demi and Bret’s reps for comment but has not heard back.

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Today’s 12 points were the fourth-most the Eagles have scored in a second half this season

Two PSX (aka Playstation, aka PS1) compact discs. Both are for the video game Xenogears. It is the same Disc, disc 2. It is an image on the disc of Weltall, the gear the main character Fei uses in the game (it's a thing you use in the game in certain battles against bigger monsters or others gears). It's made by Squaresoft. The game is rated T, for teen. Above the first disc it says "EAGLES FIRST HALF OFFENSE." Above the second disc it says "EAGLES SECOND HALF OFFENSE."

This is originally a meme I made in the 2022 season… when they went to, and lost, the Super Bowl. The joke is that Xenogears disc 1 is a well-developed game with an intriguing-if-convoluted story, while disc 2 was rushed and it's just… the characters telling stories in rocking chairs? I dunno. It's awful. They need to remake it. Anyway this is what the Eagles offense is like. Nick Sirianni in a rocking chair. But now it’s both halves of offenses are Disc 2.

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

I threw out my back and my mom offered me this heating pad from the Nixon administration

Heating pad covered in flowers with an old yellowed plug.

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Heck yeah, we got a new mascot! All hail The Keystone Kid!

The Keystone Kid, a mascot in the shape of a keystone with a face. He’s white and in a red shirt with a bow tie

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

In 1985 the Eagles led the Vikings 23-0 in the fourth and lost 28-23. Wade Wilson got benched at half, but came back in after rookie QB Steve Bono went 1-for-10 for 5 yards. The message in the Vikings’ huddle: Let’s at least try to score. Pep talks are overrated. defector.com/the-eagles-s...

Newspaper clipping from 2 December 1985 Minneapolis Star and Tribune. Excerpt from game story on Vikings 28-23 win:

There was 11:43 left when Wade Wilson trotted to the huddle to replace Bono, who had completed one of 10 passes for 5 yards. Wilson looked around at his teammates. No need to look at the scoreboard. They knew the count.

“I go into the huddle and they say, ‘Hey, we're out of the ball game.
Let’s just go down, get a touchdown and say we were able to score,’” Wilson said. “Our defense got some things going. Before we knew it, we had a shot to win.”

Full story text in following links:
Part 1: https://www.newspapers.com/article/star-tribune/185635458/
Part 2: https://www.newspapers.com/article/star-tribune/185583989/

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

This Eagles offense is Xenogears again defector.com/the-eagles-s...

Two PSX (aka Playstation, aka PS1) compact discs. Both are for the video game Xenogears. Disc 1 has the protagonist, Fei, and the other disc has him in Weltall, his Gear (it's a thing you use in the game in certain battles against bigger monsters or others gears). It's made by Squaresoft. The game is rated T, for teen. Above the first disc it says "EAGLES FIRST HALF OFFENSE." Above the second disc it says "EAGLES SECOND HALF OFFENSE."

This is originally a meme I made in the 2022 season… when they went to, and lost, the Super Bowl. The joke is that Xenogears disc 1 is a well-developed game with an intriguing-if-convoluted story, while disc 2 was rushed and it's just… the characters telling stories in rocking chairs? I dunno. It's awful. They need to remake it. Anyway this is what the Eagles offense is like. Nick Sirianni in a rocking chair.

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

I think of this every time. There’s something so delightful about the phrase “I love that we are made in his image!” Also I like that the picture is labeled, lest we think it’s a drawing of me laughing.

Screenshot of old Kirk Cousins tweet: @KirkCousins8

One of my all-time favorite pictures. It's entitled "Jesus Laughing". I love that we are made in His image!

There's a drawing of Jesus laughing, he's got the classic middle ages European Jesus look with long hair and a beard. At the bottom it says "Jesus laughing."

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

I am just one week away from saving 15% on a future pizza. All reminders are set. I downloaded Microsoft 365, whatever that is, just to put it on my calendar there.

Email for 15% off holiday gift cards at Rock HIll Pizza in Bala Cynwyd PA.

1 WEEK AWAY!

Add Rock Hill GC Promo to your Calendar: + iCal + Apple + Google + Microsoft 365 +Outlook.com + Microsoft Teams + Yahoo
GC PROMO BEGINS IN:
06:23:57:06

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Wrestling media once offered so much more

A PWI - Pro Wrestling Illustrated cover, it's just a clipping of part of it. It has a photo of a masked Mil Mascaras, his mask is gold with black stripes and a Red 'M' on his forehead like he's a Maine Coon. The headline is "Exclusive: Mil Mascaras’ Home Address!"

A PWI - Pro Wrestling Illustrated cover, it's just a clipping of part of it. It shows Roddy Piper, who's in a robe and carrying bagpipes over his shoulder. His robe kinda looks like a Santa robe. He has feathered 80s hair. The headline says "Special Fan Contest: Win a phone call from Roddy Piper!"

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

I have questions about this classified ad. I mean, there’s no way that Lennon album was worth a grand.

Snipped of Classified ads in 2001 newspaper, inquirer. Link at bottom of alt text. Here’s the text of the ads.

GRATEFUL Dead tickets good seats at Spectrum 201-353-6092

Gurdiieft-Ouspensky Ctr now acccepting students. Phila 878-2398

HOLIDAY SPA (2) VIP member• ships. Asking $450 each or both for $800. Call aft 5pm, HO5-9290

HOLIDAY SPA VIP membership for sale. Best offer 925-7415 aft 5

HUNGRY! We're the best LARRY’s cheesesteaks,
Ital. Hoagies. 54th & City Ln, 879-7776, 60th & Lancaster Open Late 7 days.

I sincerely apologize for mistrusting & abusing all my friends & associates everywhere & especially those involved at the banks. Signed, John Fleming

LENNON'S Two Virgins Album mint cd $1000 or B/O 639-7748 aft 7

MUSICIANS
Back Street Tavern, 2nd & South area now auditioning original Showcase Bands for our new format. Call Chuck 5-6pm Tues-Sun. 922-9016

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

It gets tough for the Wolfman to make ends meet after Halloween. Sad to see it come to this.

Video of a guy wearing a backpack, blue gloves, all black and a wolf mask reaching through a drive thru window. POLICE ARREST MAN WHO ALLEGEDLY ROBBED BUSINESS is the headline.

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

In 1955 Walt Disney visited Levittown and someone brought a sign that read “Lady loves the Tramp” archive.org/details/walt...

Excerpt from small booklet (linked in tweet) about The Day Walt Disney Came To Levittown. There's a photo of the crowd greeting Walt at the train station of the Pennsylvania Railroad. The caption reads: ”AT THE LEVITTOWN STATION of the P.R.R. seven thousand children accompanied by their parents await Walt Disney’s arrival.” Signs in the crowd read "Welcome Mr. Disney”, Levittown Says Hello and “Lady loves the Tramp.” There's another photo of Disney and a young boy waving from a train car.

PEERING from the cab of the locomotive that he had piloted from New York, Walt Disney smiles at the thousands of youngsters that turned out to welcome him. Colin Cho, the School's official greeter waves excitedly to friends.”

There are drawings of Mickey, Donald and one of the Seven Dwarves below the Disney photo. The photos are courtesy Dominic Sagolla. There is the start of a story on the first page. It reads:

t was a great day! A beautiful Saturday afternoon in September! Poking his coonskin-head capped head from the cab of the engine of a nine-car train which he himself piloted from New York’s Pennsylvania station, was America’s beloved Walt Disney, tugging on the whistle to salute some 7,000 greeters at the Levittown-Tullytown PRR station.

Mr. Disneyland himself! Proud to no end that in America’s newest and fastest growing city, some 300 schoolchildren had persuaded their school board to name the new Tullytown School for him and patterned the layout of the school after his many Disneyland characters.

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

“Which movie should we see tonight, honey, The Fast and the Furious or Hey Babe Nice Tits?”

An old newspaper movie listing excerpt (it’s from the June 30, 2001 Philadelphia Daily News page 15). In one column it has the times for movies like Dr. Doolittle, Crazy/Beautiful, Pootie Tang, Baby Boy, The Fast and the Furious, Swordfish, What’s the Worst That Could Happen?, Pearl Harbor, Shrek, Atlantis: The Lost Empire, AI, Lara Croft Tomb Raider.

In the next column is all porno movies, Devil in Disguise, Natural Assets, Hey Babe Nice Tits!, B. Long’s Around Way Girls 2, Rocco’s True Anal Stories 14, Sadie Strips, Haunted.

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

My dad wrote this headline, and I’m still pretty proud of him

The Philadelphia Daily News back cover on March 17, 2004, which says "LOOKIN’ SHARPIE. Eagles finally add flair to receiving corps with four-time pro bowler."

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

I was wondering if the Lambeau Leap were ever against the rules and I found this delightful description of it from 1995. www.newspapers.com/article/the-...

The NFL, usually quick to crack down on anybody having too much fun, has issued no directives to cease the revelry. In light of a snowball barrage last Saturday at the Meadowlands in New Jersey, players bonding with the community is actually good public relations for the league. Here's how it works: After a big play, the hero gets a running start like a high jumper.

He has to be careful to avoid the ice near the base of the wall lest he slip and look foolish, Brooks said. Then he flings himself upward into the outstretched arms of spectators while viewers elsewhere in the stadium yell even louder.

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

What’s your favorite touchdown celebration flag? Mine’s the time Terrell Owens got a 15-yard penalty for ripping down a sign that called him a rat. You should be allowed to do that!

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

In 2015 Jeffrey Epstein received one issue of Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling’s JokeLand newsletter.

From: jokeland@aol.com
Sent: 5/9/2015 7:17:32 PM
To: jokeland@aol.com
Subject: a JokeLand E-Mail

A guy's walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City and he runs into a hooker.

He says, "How much?"

She says "A hundred bucks."

He says, "All right."

They climb down under the boardwalk and he bangs her. The next night, he runs into the same hooker, they go under the boardwalk, only this time while he's banging her, she blasts two incredible farts. When they get done, he hands her a hundred and twenty dollars.

She says, "What's the extra twenty?"

He says, "That's for blowing the sand off my balls."

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Why don't sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So they won't be mistaken for lesbians.

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hiya ...
it's beautiful and I already jumped into Long Island Sound! all's right with the world. ... well ...

if you enjoy classic comedy stories ... please try this!
me & Bill Maher, Eddie Murphy & The Jade Fountain in Paramus, New Jersey! The Hal Ennis Comedy Caravan, 1979

huge thanks to John Fugelsang & Penn Jillette & Jim Kerr & Mark Simone & Phoenix's Wild Jokers for helping me get the word out about my shtuff. love you all much

please spread the word about The JokeLand E-Mail List ...
...and enjoy.
Jackie

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

I have a t-shirt that commemorates the time 610 WIP destroyed the Vet with a giant football. Touchdown!

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Ringo on Monday Night Football

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Wow. What a night. I got a collectible. I will remember the 00-01 team fondly using whatever this is.

Dear Daniel Hall McQuade,
Congratulations! A collectible has been airdropped to you. The details can be found below. Kindly note that it is still being minted and might take a few minutes to show up in your account.
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Edition #206 / 5000
Historic '01 Vessel
View Collectible Now

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

The Sixers mascots are weird next to each other because Franklin has a big mascot head and Hip Hop has a human-sized head with rabbit ears

Hip Hop and Franklin next to each other with a plant in a Raptors jersey for a skit. The dog, Franklin, has a giant mascot head. Hip Hop’s head is more human-sized and just has big rabbit ears.

Also it’s a photo of the scoreboard and the scoreboard is broken. It looks like the left side has some sort of survey software on it.

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

I had to be here for the return of Hip Hop

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

If you’re wearing this jersey to the Sixers game tonight they should let you in for free

The back of the same jersey. It’s this gold satin-y looking color. In black it has Iverson’s name and his number 3.

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Come to @lukeoneil47.bsky.social’s book launch at the P&P tomorrow night! Great lineup featuring @sad13.horse and Cody Roggio. I’ll also be there.

WE HAD IT COMING
BOOK LAUNCH
LUKE O'NEIL
WITH DAN MCQUADE
SADIE DUPUIS
AND CODY ROGGIO
PRESENTED BY THE CULTURE JOURNALIST PODCAST AND LOT 49 BOOKS
THE PEN & PENCIL, PHILADELPHIA
THURS. NOV. 6 - 7:00 PM

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