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DuskBuster

@dhenry57.bsky.social
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Husband. Writer. Atheist. Doodle father. Desert dweller. Algebra-impaired but never had to find x. Nothing surprises me anymore.

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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Just saw a headline that Biden’s pardoning of his son would be “a stain on his legacy.” Funny, Trump has been sharting all over his legacy for decades and no one seems to care.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I give you: the Doodle Nap.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Cheryl Hines should create a series called “Curb Your Insane Science-Denying Husband.”
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
A Manhattan woman who pepper-sprayed her Muslim Uber driver because he was praying says her action was not motivated by any religious or racial discrimination. So she was just seasoning him?
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Delightfully surprised by “Man On the Inside” with Ted Danson. Could have been a cloyingly sweet old-timers story but it’s light and playful and includes great San Francisco locations. Also the story arc ends after season one and will pick up with a different case in season two.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I really like Amy Grant. But I’m not exactly sure why.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
So glad Biden pardoned Hunter. His son was targeted only as a political move and I wish the president would take further advantage of the immunity clause Trump pushed so heavily. Go crazy Joe.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Somehow every time my husband and I try to move a heavy piece of furniture into the house we are magically transformed into LaVerne and Shirley.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Merry Christmas library lovers.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I know a lot of BlueSkyers are huge library supporters. I don’t mean to be coy, but guess whose local library has a koi pond in the middle of it?
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
My husband is the penultimate Streisand fan. Not long ago we were in L.A. and he insisted on driving to the far end of Malibu to sit in our car outside her estate. I expected her henchmen to come out with machine guns blazing but she graciously allowed us to admire her gate. Stalking? Never.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Fuck you gay-hating Hobby Lobby and the hetero-normative buttinsky neighbors in your Christmas commercial.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Fa la la la la la la la la
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Watching Saturday morning reruns and have an epiphany: it’s The Wild, Wild WEST. Robert Conrad’s character is named Jim West. Duh. Only took me 55 years to get it.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Yeah right. Next year we'll all be gnawing on bones thanks to your Orange Cult Leader. And by the way, Biden is still the President.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
If you’re the kind of person who sits on a machine at the gym for 20 minutes looking at Grindr then you should put in your profile that you’re the type of person who sits on a machine at the gym for 20 minutes looking at Grindr.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
No song quite embodies my rage like Nina Simone’s “Mississippi Goddam.” Give it a listen.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
“Friends” holds up so well but I’m always trying to decide if Matthew Perry was high or drunk in his scenes, which he nails every time regardless.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I nominate Hugh Grant for Funniest Vanity Fair Proust Questionnaire respondent.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I know it was on for decades, but I just hope there are enough episodes of "Midsomer Murders" to sustain me for the next four years.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Well, now that everyone in a position of authority will be doing everything they can to accelerate global warming, let's just focus on fun graphics to depict it. Global gelato, anyone?
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Once the compressors are turned off, everyone’s yard turns into The Saint Valentines Day Massacre.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Costco on the Tuesday before Thanksgiving: imagine The Walking Dead if they fed free samples to the zombies.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Just heard on the news that a recent poll shows 59% of Americans are satisfied with Trump’s cabinet picks. How could this possibly be true? And if it is, we are truly screwed.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
My husband just asked if I wanted a turkey omelet for lunch. Two types of bird in one dish? I cry fowl.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I don’t think I ever truly understood the word “heartsick” until now. Since the election I kept telling myself I could let it all roll off my back, cut down on exposure to news, focus on my friends and family, enjoy my wonderful life. But a free pass for an insurrection?
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Hey Jack Smith: a president-elect is not a sitting president, plain and simple. Maybe you should have moved faster on these very important cases?
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Teared up a bit listening to a Ferron break-up song while ironing and if that makes me a lesbian so be it.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
If you want to focus your rage at something other than the political situation, I recommend watching "I Love a Momma's Boy." One guy brings his mother to his speed dating night and wonders why the women there run screaming. And don't get me started on the foot massages.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Flying monkeys wearing fezzes? Huh. That’s nothing compared to the fanged CGI baboons in Gladiator II.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
What the hell are you lookin’ at?
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Oh myyyyy! George Takei is following me! This actually makes up for all the times I was chosen last for dodgeball.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Such perfect cabinet appointments! But how did he miss the ShamWow Guy for Secretary of Terrycloth?
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I anticipate a dystopian near-future where, instead of bonnets and Handmaid’s Tale red robes, women are required to wear three-inch false eyelashes and pageant hair to their waists.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
When this guy says he’s dreaming of a White Christmas, he ain’t kidding.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Musk-Rat Love
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Not a fashion statement. Poor Harvey may have nibbled some jack rabbit poop from a bunny that ate rat poison. Scary day yesterday but he’s home from the hospital for just the price of my first car.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Saw this on my husband's Facebook feed and had to steal it.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Just wait 'til Trump and Vance stop taking Ozempic. They'll blow up like the graboids from "Tremors."
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Harvey still can’t get over the election results.
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Ben Meiselas @meiselasb.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Us now. Germany in 1933.
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
If Dr. Oz can be in charge of Medicare, why not Snooki as Seafood Czar?
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DuskBuster @dhenry57.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The world is on the brink of war, but it's another gorgeous day in the desert.
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