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Dharwin 🇨🇭

@dharwin.satan.social
1.4K followers 253 following 920 posts

Cat lover, programmer, polyglot

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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 4h
Is there anything, *anything*, that Trump won’t slap his name on?
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 10h
That’s not how any of this works. Also, eat shit 🇨🇭
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 11h
“Find me someone who stands even more weirdly than I do, so I can feel better!”
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 11h
Maybe they don’t want to make the Orange Murder Clown feel bad about standing like a freak, so they stand like freaks too.
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 11h
“Then I found out that they impeached me twice” was this shitstain in a fucking coma the whole time?
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 11h
I love that he won’t get it, and it will eat at him from the inside.
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 11h
Musk brushed them off with two words. You got what you deserved, you weird dorks.
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 11h
Wow, low T I guess.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 12h
Look at this posh skrunkleton. Postcard from my collection, 1912. 🎩
Black and white photo of a medium haired tuxedo tabby sitting curled up in a top hat which is nestled in some kind of fur pelt. The cat has a contemptuous look on its face.
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 13h
It's not a topical comic in that I suspect I'll be posting it every few years for a long time. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/woops PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
3-panel SMBC comic update. A man is checking news headlines on his phone, with the first stating "president raises tariffs; deports workers; starts war." The man says "woops," still looking down at his phone. The final panel shows a scene from earlier, where the man is wishing on a monkey's paw: "Monkey's Paw, I wish people cared about basic economics." One of the fingers on the paw curls ominously.
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 13h
Excuse me This is not what I meant by ‘outstanding employee’ I huffed. I puffed. I stared VERY HARD. Still the doors did not open. Apparently I am still too ‘smoll’ to activate them. This is humiliating
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Gizmo the Wobbly Cat @wobblygizmo.bsky.social · 17h
Good morning #cat #cats #catsofbluesky
A white cat with black spots laying on his belly on a bed with a purple comforter with his front legs splayed out and tongue out. Background to the left is a person in black, to the right are gray pillows and a wood headboard surrounded by black metal
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 20h
Latenite Archival BabbyGonz Time! Feat: Babby Beance
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 06/10/2026
I’ll never get over the random capitalization. His buttlickers do it too, what a bunch of clowns.
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 06/10/2026
If he’s such a genius, why can’t he make the right decision regardless of bad advice? Oh right, because he’s a moron.
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 06/10/2026
His obsession with ratings is really weird. Pathetic, really.
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Latenite Archival BabbyGonz Time!
Orange and white kitten
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 06/10/2026
You’re being generous
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 05/10/2026
17.75 maybe
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nixon may not be the smartest cat, but he sure is adorable.
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Gizmo the Wobbly Cat @wobblygizmo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Goodnight #cat #cats #catsofbluesky
A white cat with black spots in a pouch on a tan cat tree with pretty much only his head visible. His eyes are mostly closed and his tongue slightly out. Background is a white wall and green curtains
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 05/10/2026
The government plant. You know, where they make government.
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 04/10/2026
He must be a magician because he made a chin disappear.
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 04/10/2026
This, but for cats.
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 04/10/2026
Golden showers age maybe, as the elite piss on everyone else.
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Gizmo the Wobbly Cat @wobblygizmo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good morning #cat #cats #catsofbluesky
A white cat with black spots sitting up on a bed with an orange comforter with his eyes wide and tongue out. Behind him is a laundry basket full of clothes, with some folded towels in front of it. Background is a tan cat tree and green curtains
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 04/10/2026
You can be kind, while also being unforgiving of people who deserve no forgiveness.
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 04/10/2026
So, the party that you claim wants to give away money (which is evil), you caught them ... not giving away money? And you rectify this by giving away that money (which is evil)? What?
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 04/10/2026
At first, I thought “Imagine getting in front of a camera without a fact in your head,” but then I remembered that is Tucker’s day job.
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 04/10/2026
It used to be “more about X,” now it’s just everything. Any day now he’ll claim to be God, no doubt he thinks it already.
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 04/10/2026
It’s “sons of bitches” you dumb son of a bitch.
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, I thought this was news. This is a month old. Thanks for the link though.
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 03/10/2026
"Local model" like it's a big deal. Download a fucking app to your computer, it's not rocket science.
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Gizmo the Wobbly Cat @wobblygizmo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning #cat #cats #catsofbluesky
A white cat with black spots sitting in the loaf position with his tongue out and curled and beady black eyes. He's on a bed with a dark blue blanket and a green and white plaid blanket barely visible by his head on the left. Background is green curtains with a bit of light shining through, a white wall, and an out of focus lamp
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 03/10/2026
Why are you talking about? Is there a source?
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 03/10/2026
What a bunch of mindless drones. Nothing but meat robots.
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 02/10/2026
He never gets tired… of napping on TV.
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 02/10/2026
Aaaahaha go fuck yourselves
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 02/10/2026
He’s losing what little ability he had to speak. This is hilarious, eventually he’ll be in a wheelchair with a little bell, stewing in his own bile and hatred.
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 02/10/2026
The Beast is a completely sealed environment, for defense against bio attacks. Can you imagine being sealed in with that stank?
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 02/10/2026
Can he go dirt instead?
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 02/10/2026
I love that the desk has a binkie, a milk bottle, and a picture of Trump himself
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 02/10/2026
You’re fired, for reading the numbers and understanding them, I guess. Who’s left at this point?
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 02/10/2026
When your theories tell you up is down, that’s a clue that your theories are wrong.
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OnyxCleftKitty @onyxcleftkitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not suez why dey fink in dis month black cats r bad luck? We r purrfect! Dats cwazy!!! Who came up wif dat stuff???
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Gizmo the Wobbly Cat @wobblygizmo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Goodnight #throwbackthursday #kitten #cat #cats #catsofbluesky
A white kitten with black spots laying on a gray comforter on a bed with white and green striped sheets with his eyes half closed and one paw stretched out in front of him
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 01/10/2026
“I can tell you that X, Y, and Z. It’s not true, but I can TELL it to you.”
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 01/10/2026
Donny Two Scoops made sure his signature was the biggest, because he’s a big boy!
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Dharwin 🇨🇭 @dharwin.satan.social · 01/10/2026
He does that same weak little fist gesture as dear old pops. My god, do they think that looks tough or something?
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well… The FC and I have just had a bit of a moment. 🥹🧡 After all the writing, photos, checking and pawing over every little detail… MY BOOK IS ACTUALLY LIVE ON AMAZON! 🐈📚 Just George: The Autopawography of a Station Cat 📚 amzn.eu/d/0dpaMVO7
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