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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Perhaps Pope Francis never made a visit to Argentina while in office because he feared a coup in the Vatican

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Imagine if he shat himself during the Xi Jinping visit

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Who needs new stickers for their work laptop www.etsy.com/shop/Futfrk5...

etsy.com

Futfrk53 - Etsy

Shop items by Futfrk53.

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Very kind of the Iranians to put a giant English language sign for the Marines right on the beach

Public art that says “Bandar Abbas” facing the ocean

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Hot, oiled, and fresh from the Carolina garden. Just like how Lindsay liked them 😞

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Do you think any of these will be on display in the Obama presidential library

A list of the animals named after Obama from Wikipedia

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Re: The Automat documentary that everyone’s recommending as Mel Brooks turns 100: go see it, it’s on Kanopy. I wonder if the story is more the rising wealth of the US, and because Brooks is such an old guy he got to witness it firsthand. And maybe we’ll live to witness the return of Automat 🫪

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Do you think they smoke weed

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I’ve been souring on Patrick McKenzie’s writing for a while but him casually throwing around “black letter law” here has me groaning.

One of those duties: a financial institution must, as a matter of black letter law (31 CFR § 1020.320), file a SAR if its investigation discovers a transaction designed to obscure the provenance of money.

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

The Wikipedia Picture of the Year war waged between bird fans and bug fans is getting nasty. Bird fans got a photo of a bird diving to eat a butterfly into the finals

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Katherine 🏳️‍⚧️ @quadraticink.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Ok, it turns out the golf club isn't actually the problem. This is absolutely hilarious. There's just this *one* bit of perfectly good sidewalk (between start and end points) that maps just flat out refuses to acknowledge as traversable on foot.

Section of map around Myrtle Beach, SC. The map is showing walking direction between two pins that are placed 700 feet apart next to a highway, but with a sidewalk running along the side and joining the two pins. The directions, instead, opt to go 3 miles in the opposite direction, then go way up North into the nearby mountains, make a great circuit, and come back about 3 miles ahead of the destination, then tracking back, for a combined total detour of 26.7 miles.

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Who else up priming they gnome

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

This is, of course, the same Ben Ghazi that Hillary Clinton tried to cover up. This goes deep.

He claims that these exercises are the basis of Freemasonry and alchemy, and that they are practiced by a secret society of Sufis; Muhammad is said to have learned these exercises from a hermit named "Ben Khasi", taught them to the innermost circle of his successors, and incorporated them into the text of the Qur'an in order to preserve them unchanged in perpetuity.

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Bakers, for your technical challenge, you must prepare a dozen identical Epstein muffins

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

He’s the Pope, you don’t have to pimp his H-index

Prompted by the tragic events of the sack of Rome in 410 AD, Saint Augustine wrote De Civitate Dei, The City of God. This is one of the most powerful of his theological, philosophical and literary works. As Pope Benedict XVI observed, it is an “impressive work crucial to the development of Western political thought and the Christian theology of history.”

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

What do you want to see in the patch notes for Great British Bake Off season 17? I think they need to nerf rhubarb, it’s OP

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

But Saruman, I live in the world of Men

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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Accidentally messaged the subaltern periphery group chat "may your new year be full of imperial superprofits" and the metropole labor aristocrat group chat "may Babylon finally fall this year," so 2025 is starting off great 😒

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Country musician after taking a check from Big Citrus: she took my truck, my dog and my bag of oranges

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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 27/11/2025

in other words, even though the construction "This isn't X — it's Y" is itself rare, "n't " is locally much more likely to follow "this is" than " legalized"

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Epstein’s not mad, he’s just disappointed in you. jmail.world/thread/HOUSE...

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

She socage on my advowson til I feud

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

New Mozilla marketing campaign?

Jeffrey Epstein: “try opening in firefox”

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

The Waymo is a natural predator of the cat. They’re introducing them into cities to keep the cat population in check

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Linus Torvalds supports LGBT, all his projects are bisectional

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Specifically asked for the jizz on the purple rice, not the mango

Purple sticky rice with mango and whipped cream

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

How is this Platner thing not signaling to start a red-brown alliance? MTG signals in favor of healthcare and Palestine, the left signals support for Nazi iconography, the foundations of a relationship are laid.

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

If we extrapolate Taylor Swift’s decreasing worldview to the next album it will be entirely about Travis Kelce’s penis

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

i do not think that nonhuman things have feelings to be hurt but i do think the intent to hurt feelings is bad for a person notwithstanding whether the object of their sadism is real

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Why is the chick-fil-a app like this

The expanded stock photograph of a chick fil a employee

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Steve Reich threatens to add a 19th musician and to keep adding musicians until his demands are met

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Genuine h1b reform would have been a slam dunk for Dems at the election: reform attacks big, exploitative corporations (populist!) and defends exploited workers rights (exploited by demands of long hours and lack of mobility).

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Why use your time machine to kill Hitler when you could kill the First White Guy

In a 2013 study, Canfield et al. established that SLC24A5 sits in a block of haplotypes, one of which (C11) is shared by virtually all chromosomes that bear the A111T variant. This "equivalence" between C11 and A111T indicates that all people who carry this skin-lightening allele descend from a common origin: a single carrier who lived most likely "between the Middle East and the Indian subcontinent".

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

The Nepal protesters elected the chief justice of their Supreme Court to be prime minister, not some 22 year old influencer. They were protesting corruption and picked a figure they perceived as genuine.

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

This bird deserves the title of Man’s Best Friend en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater...

en.m.wikipedia.org

Greater honeyguide - Wikipedia

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

TIL Genius has entire books up so they can be SparkNoted. Unfortunately I would really appreciate a comment here. Excuse me, can you speak Jive?

“I'm going to lay a vine under the Jew's balls for a dime”

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Taylor Swift references the number 13 to remind her fans to bring $10 for the heroin and $3 for a clean needle

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Fascinating. I would never have known because I only go on the weekends where I’m going hiking or doing chores first thing

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

They call it the Black Widow because it is the Scarlett Johansson of spiders

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

At some point in the future you will walk into someone’s house and their walls will be decorated with AI slop of themselves and their family

ChatGPT’s depiction of dogs sitting around a thanksgiving table

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Alternate universe where X.com, the everything app, launches a dating site whose algorithm shows every woman Elon first. But maybe this is the niche for Bluesky. Differentiating itself from the competition with algorithms that don’t try and exploit you.

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

Don’t sleep on “The Great American recipe” on PBS. It’s a straightforward GBBO knockoff and has good vibes

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

There’s a USGS survey benchmark on the infamous Little St. James island. However, satellite imagery reveals construction on its location. Folks, that’s destruction of government property. This is how we’re going to take down Epstein.

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Thinking about getting a tattoo, how many Walter Whites should I put on my sword?

Tattoo with three Walter white heads imposed over a sword

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David Gilman @dgilman.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Preregistering that the Zohran YIMBY arc is bait and switch

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