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@dg1017.bsky.social
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Here to sound out my thoughts and 'meet' interesting people. Holding on to the edge of sanity! It could go either way... Posts the occasional risqué pic... ISTJ-T

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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh the fun and games of putting your specs down somewhere... Having a shower, then spend 5mins trying to find them!
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Velma Can't See Without Her Glasses
ALT: Velma Can't See Without Her Glasses
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
£60 poorer
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hmmm.. Bathroom extractor fan has stopped working.. And I had blood under my nails.. Must have scratched myself in the night! 👀 Interesting start to the day
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bluesky crashed and died earlier... Thought I'd been wiped... 😳😳😳
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I. Am. Not. Ready. To. Monday.
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Mondays Be Like: Tired Polar Bear
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't think I could have had a more introverted day 😂 Lounging. Gaming. TV. Sofa. Nap. Takeaway. Very much needed!
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wordle 1,932 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 😂👀😂
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The WhatsApp messages / group purge was good. I don't really celebrate my birthday... But when the uni "friend" group don't send a single message... It's time to reevaluate... Now... A week on, no regrets...
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
👀👀👀
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today is my Friday... And it's dragging! 🤣🤣🤣
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So, last night I dreamt that I was driving from Russia to England, while listening to Phil Collins, the Frozen soundtrack, and the theme tune from Thundercats... 😳😳😳 And then I put my boxers on inside out this morning... How's your Monday morning going?
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bins!
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Funny Dancing Trash Cans Animation
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Post work Friday showers are the best! No contest... #friskyfriday
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Bedtime... I'm zonked 😴💤😴
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What gif pops up when you type your name?
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Marmot Shouting 'Chris!'
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Finally! Made it to the weekend! That was a long week! 👀👀👀
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Actually raining in the SE! Omg.... ☔🌧️☔ And bins... 😆😆😆
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fuck me, my ribs are sore... 😂👀😂
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Get out of bed, work, Monday?
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Ted, John Bennett & Max Burkholder Say Nope
ALT: Ted, John Bennett & Max Burkholder Say Nope
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ug... Snots... 😥
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Interesting sponsored ad... 👀😳👀
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My job does make me chuckle.. Just typed "Erection proposal" 😂😂😂😂😂 👀👀👀👀👀
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
National underwear day.. And #happyhumpday So... Here's my butt... 😂😂😂
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Fuck me, I forgot how fiddly ethernet wires are! 😂😂😂 #manhandmondayerrsaturday
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Omg. Wet stuff fell out of the sky... 😱😱😱 I think it has stopped now... 😂😂😂
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
In other news, did I have lunch? I can't remember... 🤔🤣🤔
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Finally written the other report that was due in May! 🤣👀🤣👀🤣 They didn't shout for it... So didn't get it... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Is it even a Tuesday if you don't crack out the *multi-tool... (* Not a sex toy, for once!) 😂😂😂😂😂
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Not saying it's useful but I can now turn my house lights on from the dashboard of the car 😂😂😂😂😂 #bonusnerdyappfeature
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
#manhandmonday If that's your thing... Also found my networking tools... So....bonus 😂
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Why are my neighbours rearranging plant pots at this time of night? Have they buried a body? With their parking skills, they could have easily killed a cat or something... I can hear a tarp rustling... 👀👀👀
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Sunday 8:30pm is not the time to cut a hole in the kitchen wall... Sunday 8:30pm is not the time to cut a hole in the kitchen wall... Sunday 8:30pm is not the time to cut a hole in the kitchen wall... Sunday 8:30pm is not the time to cut a hole in the kitchen wall... Shhh brain
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Oh lord.. 474 views 🫣🫣🫣 👀👀👀 😳😳😳
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
FINALLY! All drawings issued. All calculations issued. All reports issued! Thank fudge! 😁😁😁
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Post a thirst trap, go!
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
¡Viva España! 🇪🇦🇪🇸😁🇪🇸🇪🇸 BBC1 or ITV? 😂😂😂😂😂
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I need a VERY LARGE mallet to squish the apparently enormous mossie that had feasted from my leg, arm and hand overnight. Bastard.
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Christ, what a month. 11/13 reports out, 2 held as others are in delay. Drawings mostly there too... Now for a relaxing weekend. Starting with a long hot shower and shave! 😊😊😊
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Anyway... ¡Viva España!
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Flag of Spain Waving
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
New tyres ordered... Cars are expensive... 😳👀😳
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
www.maptap.gg July 15 99🎯 99🎯 99🎯 99🎯 98🎯 Final score: 987 I knew them! 😂😂😂
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Approx 700 pages of calculations done.... 😳👀😳 Have fun reading that!
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I'd much rather be asleep... But here we are... 🥱🥱🥱
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So tired. I trod on my own foot, and my eyes aren't focusing... 😴😴😴
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Much to my surprise... I made it to 10pm! 😂😂😂
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
So.... What is the best England football song? World in Motion is my vote, I think...
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
4/5 reports out today. Another 5 next week. 👀👀👀👀 And a gazillion drawings... I'm tired... 😴💤😴
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
In the bedroom now... 👀👀👀
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Designgrumps @dg1017.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It's approximately 184848c in the bedroom. How is it this hot still? No point heading to bed. Might just drink gin and pass out on the sofa 😂😂😂 Who's in?
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