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DFW Sam

@dfwsam.bsky.social
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Transplanted to TX via AZ, CO, KS, CA, NY, IL & CA. Maturity, it’s not for the weak.

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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The security service you’ve chosen is one of the worst; dunno if it’s a VPN ban or what, but it will turn folks off for sure.
You’ve been blocked page from Cloudflare, shown when trying to access the newspaper.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Granny & Turbo Granny from Dan da Dan; Granny is proffering a sheet of paper with. “THE BOOTS YOU LICK WILL STOMP YOU TOO”, as Turbo Granny, in cat form leaps over Granny’s left shoulder toward the camera.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thankfully, not this:
Alex Jones, thrombosis inflicting host of Infowars.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This:
Alex Jones, Welsh TV personality.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Seems apropos.
Black on white line art, with half tones, of DanDaDan’s Momo’s Granny, looking over the top of her glasses at you, while proffering a sheet of paper with all caps lettering saying “THE BOOTS YOU LICK WILL STOMP YOU TOO”. She’s holding a cigarette in her right hand; over her left shoulder jumps Turbo Granny in cat form yelling & ready to punch down.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gift link required my data, so sad, but no thanks.
WAPO nag page to “create an account” to read a “free” article. No thanks. 🙂‍↔️
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
No. He needs to be arrested, at a minimum, for child molestation & the plundering of America. He never should have had a second chance.
Screencap of a survey page. A photo of Trump, looking angsty, is at the top. Below that it asks, “Should Trump be investigated for plotting to seize power if GOP loses midterms?”.  A big red VOTE NOW button is beneath that.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Homer Simpson, squinting and saying “Doh!” against a blue background.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Uhhh…wuuut?
Screenshot of my feed. User “the unfathomable…” post is labeled Misleading. 

Expanded it says “ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 

WTH?
🤦🏻
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Photo is of a close out store I patronize, their merchandise comes from donations. The MAHA stuff has been there for weeks now and I don’t know which gripes me more; that taxpayers $ was wasted on it, or that it was ditched so soon.
A shelf of stainless steel bottles and cups at a close out store, a sogn taped to the shelf say “Kitchen Items 25% OFF”.

Multiple white bottles with bamboo tops & bottoms are on the left, all of them have M.A.H.A. Make America Healthy Again imprinted vertically, bottom to top. A single black cup to the right says “BE ALL YOU CAN BE.”, to its right is a mug with a star & ARMY partially visible.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Enameled, cut steel sign, center of which says “the Shit Show”, in the arc above that it says, “OFTEN IMITATED” and in the bottom arc it says, “NEVER DUPLICATED”.  The sign is dark, navy blue.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
With a face like this, you know something’s rotten.
Close up of traitor Trump scowling intently, brow furrowed, a frankly evil, or malevolent, expression on his face.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
it acted like it worked, then the page reloaded, but I didn’t get a notification from the bank. Looked at the card page, didn’t hit, came back, but now the hoodie’s showing a price of 130 AUD.
Order summary page for aotearoa aeternum showing a 130 AUD hoody.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
There’s a middlin’ imbroglio happening atm, over this (www.whitesupremacyculture.info/characterist...):
An infographic titled Characteristics of White Supremacy Culture. 

Beneath the title, there are drawings of 15 vintage bottles with words on them. From the upper left, to the bottom, in order, they are:
Either/Or Thinking 
Worship of the Written Word 
Objectivity
Individualism 
Quantity Over Quality 
Power Hoarding 
Fear of Open Conflict 
Sense of Urgency 
Defensiveness 
Paternalism 
Progress as TCCD Bigger & More
Belief in One Right Way
Perfectionism 
Right to Comfort 

More text is at the bottom, but I can’t make out everything.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The Amon Carter in Ft. Worth, TX has an excellent exhibit of Black Photojournalism from WWII through the 1980s.
Entry to the Black Photojournalism exhibition, now in progress at the Amon Carter Museum of American Art.  

A dividing wall has an extreme enlargement of a photo in the next room, the subject is a man of color, examining newspapers being pressed and stacked in front of him. To the left on the opposite wall, black and white photographs are mounted at head height and lead into the exhibition. 

Inside the Black Photojournalism exhibition, a supersized, wall spanning, floor to ceiling portrait of Grace Jones, wearing a golden 45 RPM record, as a hat.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Harry says “Happy Caturday!”
Long haired tabby cat is looking at the camera while laying on a dark cream colored box with brown bands on the edges. Brown colored text, all-caps serif, with a brown line above & below says THE GIFT OF TIME.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
47 needs to find a new excuse, the “rigged election” nonsense has gotten so old it stinks on ice.
Truth Social page, with 47’s screed on Virginia:
“Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

A RIGGED ELECTION TOOK PLACE LAST NIGHT IN THE GREAT COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA! All day long Republicans were winning, the Spirit was unbelievable, until the very end when, of course, there was a massive
"Mail In Ballot Drop!" Where have I heard that before — And the Democrats eked out another Crooked Victory! Six to five goes to ten to one, and yet the Presidential Election in November was very close to a 50-50 split. In addition to everything else, the language on the Referendum was purposefully unintelligible and deceptive. As everyone knows, I am an extraordinarily brilliant person, and even I had no idea what the hell they were talking about in the Referendum, and neither do they! Let's see if the Courts will fix this travesty of "Justice." 

President
DONALD J. TRUMP
93 ReTruths 233 Likes
4/22/26, 10:34 AM”

Hate to break it to you, Don, but you’re as fulla shit as a Christmas goose.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Found at a local close out store. Our tax dollars at work.
Stainless steel drinking bottles, off white, wooden top & bottom, hand wash only MAHA (Make America Healthy Again) branded.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
A relaxing Caturday to all who celebrate. Bella says curl up with a friend.
Shot from above, looking down, a black cat lays looking left, head over her crossed paws, her tail curled up & around a sandaled foot.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Alt text is truncated, exceeds allowable character count by 308.
Contents [hide]
1 Prior to 1887
1.1 1846-1848: Annexation of Texas and invasion of California
7.2 1805-1861: Mexico
2 1887-1912: U.S. expansionism and Roosevelt administration
2.1 1880S
27.18-8a camoa
2.2 1890s
2.2.1 1893: Kingdom of Hawaii
2.2.2 1899-1902: Philippines
2.3.1 1903: Colombia
2.3.3 1906-1909: Cuba
2.3.4 1909-1910: Nicaragua
3 1912-1941: Wilson administration, World War I and interwar period
3.1 1910s
3.1.1 1912-1933: Nicaragua
37 Mexico
3.1.3 1915-1934: Haiti
3.1.4 1916-1924: Dominican Republic
3.1.5 1918-1920: Russia
41941-1945: World War Il and aftermath
4.1 1941-1952: Japan
4.2 1941-1949: Germany
4.3 1941-1946: Italy
4.4 1944-1946: France
4.5 1944-1945: Belgium
4.6 1944-1945: Netherlands
4.7 1944-1945: Philippines
48945-19h5 Als
5 1945-1991: Cold War
5.1 1940S
5.1.1 1945-1948: South Korea
5.1.2 1947-1949: Greece
5.7.3 1948 Cosa Rica
5.1.4 1949-1953: Albania
5.1.5 1949: Syria
5.2 1950s
5.2.1 1950-1953: Burma and China
5.2.2 1952: Egypt
5.2.3 1952: Guatemala
5.2.4 1952-1953: Iran
5.2.5 1954: Guatemala
5.2.6 1956-1957: Syria
5.2.7 1957-1959: Indonesia
5.2.8 1959: Iraq
529 1959-963: soul vietnam
5.2.10 1959-1962: Cuba
5.2.11 1959: Cambodia
5.3 1960S
5.3.1 1960-1965: Congo-Leopoldville
5.3.2 1960: Laos
5.3.3 1961: Dominican Republi
5.3.41963:lrag
5.3.5 1964: British Guiana (Guyana)
5.3.6 1964: Brazil
5.3.7 1965-1967: Indonesia
5.4.1 1970-1979: Cambodia
5.4.2 1970-1973: Chile
5.4.3 1971: Bolivia
5.4.4 1974-1991: Ethiopia
5.4.5 1975: Australia
5.4.6 1975-1991: Angola
54.7 1975-1999: East Timo
5.4.8 1976: Argentina
5.4.9 1979-1992: Afghanistan
5.5 1980S
55 1980-989: Coland
5.5.2 1981-1982: Chad
5.5.3 1981-1990: Nicaragua
5.5.4 1983: Grenada
5.5.5 1989-1994: Panama
5.5.6 1986-1991: Soviet Union
5.5.7 1989: Czechoslovakia
6.1 1990s
6.1.1 1991: Iraq
6.1.2 1991: Haiti
6.1.3 1992-1996: Iraq
6.1.4 1994-1995: Haiti
6.2 2000s
6.2.1 2000: FR Yugoslavia
6.2.2 2001-2021: Algnanistan
6.2.3 2002: Venezuela
6.2.4 2003-2021: Iraq
6.2.5 2003: Somalia
6.2.6 2004: Haiti
6.2.…
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I'd like the last decade of my life back that was stolen from me by Trump and his complete fuckery.
This shit isn't normal and I'm so sick to death of it.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
New at the Kimbell, Treasures from the Terra Sancto Museum, Jerusalem. Have more close ups from the exhibit, if interested would post.
Wall sign: left pointing arrow has the words “Piano Pavilion” behind it. Beneath, over a carmine field with “The Holy Sepulcher” in large, white serif font. Beneath that in similar, smaller font, it continues with “Treasures from the Terra Sancto Museum, Jerusalem”. To the right of the words is a close up of a bejeweled monstrance seen in the exhibition. Model of the Church of the Holy Sepulcher Wide angle look at the right side of the room from the enrty. Various gold and silver relics displayed in both the open, as well as in lucite casesWide angle look at the left side of the room from the enrty. Wood floor takes up the majority of the foreground.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Went back and tried again. See below.
Page displayed after clicking a link to a Facebook page; login or sign up are the options, nothing else is seen on a white page.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Just to show…
Photo of the clicked YouTube linked, showing a dark grey field with white lettering that says: Sign in to confirm you’re not a bot ~ This helps to protect our community. Video will not play when this pops up.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Alt text version:
A Minnesota federal judge has ordered the state's top federal prosecutor and officials with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement to appear in his courtroom Tuesday to explain why they should not be held in civil or criminal contempt for what he alleges are repeated court violations.

U.S. District Judge Jeffrey Bryan's order cites "numerous unlawful" failures by the U.S. government to return belongings to immigrants ordered released from tention, including their cash, cellphones, jewelry, driver's licenses, passports and
more.

Bryan summoned Minnesota's U.S. Attorney Daniel Rosen, along with the head of the U.S. Attorney's Office's civil division and a representative from ICE to U.S. District urt in St. Paul on March 3 to "show cause why they should not be held in civil or criminal contempt."
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Meet the fam. 😊
Black cat, long haired, curled until in the left hand corner of a brown upholstered recliner. Her tail just covers her nose, while big golden eyes watch from under lowered brows.  BellaA large tabby, brown banded, with gray highlights and a bushy tail, lies curled up, facing us, sleeping… or at least his eyes are closed. Big Harry
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Luna says “Hi!”
A kitten plushie, sitting in a half-height, open box, with the name Luna on the front. She’s white, with an oversized head, tiny pink whiskers & an almost quizzical expression on her face.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Caturday Bella isn’t particularly sure she wants to interact with this reality.
Caturday Bella, curled up on the recliner, big eyes, head down, tail curled up over her nose, looking pensive.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
@katmabu.bsky.social is the unchecked account legit, or not? Thanks for your time.
Search results with two accounts for Kat Abughazaleh, one has a blue check, the other doesn’t.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Seems apropos
Cartoon of the GOP elephant, in blue suit, red tie, sprawled face up on the floor as an alien chestbuster with Trump’s orange face & trademark hair erupts from his chest.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
No cheating, reskeet the most recent picture of your pet(s).
Close up of a black cat, laying across my lap, both forelegs dangling over my leg, her nose down between them and just the tiniest amount of side eye visible.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Fossil Friday? 🧪 From Geoworld Gallery, 1635 N Oracle Rd. Tucson, AZ 85705, during the Tucson Gem & Mineral Show.
Skeletal remains of a Siberian Woolly Mammoth, supported by an armature of rose gold plated, polished steel, atop a base of the same material; right front foot stepping up, the entire skeleton is in a forward facing walking posture.  The artifact is framed from the front right corner of the base, looking back over the tail. Geoworld Gallery, 1635 N Oracle Rd
Tucson, AZ 85705
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
🧐
GIF of the word “laughable”; my word for 2026.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Insouciant invincibility incarnate, until the AC kicks on.
Long haired tabby lounging in indolent majesty atop an air conditioner heat exchanger. Obviously it’s not running at this time. 😉
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
This is some bullshit. New at my institution, today. ☹️
Photo of a white wall, a satin silver, corporate style wall plaque indicating an accessible men’s room (lavatory) nearby. 

Beneath that is a laminated piece of paper with a wordy explanation of TX SB 18, which makes it illegal to use a crapper other than the one biologically assigned to you at birth; with several (non-trans) exceptions.  

A more steamy pile of horse manure I’ve never seen.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Bella giving diva vibes.
Close up of an older, black cat, looking down, in profile, but with ever so much side eye that says “I am a diva, motherfucker”.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The Modern reflecting pool, from the cafe today.
The Reflecting Pool from the Modern Cafe, at the Modern, Fort Worth, Texas, today @ 2:36pm.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
A gentle reminder… a11ywithdiana.substack.com/p/writing-go...
How to write effective ALT text. 1) Focus on purpose, not appearance 2) Be concise, but complete 3) Skip “Image of” or “picture of” 4) Describe information not decoration 5) Include text that’s in the image  6) Mention color only when it’s meaningful 7) Adapt to context 8) Test with real users & assistive technology
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Ye Gods! Can they not even color match correctly?
AI rendering of the Corruption Wing, nestled against the east side of the White House. It has a yellowish cast to its stone, contrasting with the white of its more storied partner.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Seeing that elephant made me want to share this…
Meet Rosie, who was excavated from a Russian peat bog. This 30,000 year old, wooly mammoth skeleton is supported by a polished, rose gold plated, stainless steel armature and rests on a stand of the same material.  She was restored at Geoworld, Italy and may be found in Tucson, AZ off Oracle Rd..  At least until she is sold.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Harry says “Happy Caturday!”
Long haired tabby cat sitting atop a cat tower, in the left foreground hangs a primer colored chain, the background consists of variegated orange tone brick on the right two thirds, the left is a tan panel.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The whole site’s nothing but BS:
Screen shot of a section of hud.gov’s front page, navy blue field with white type, that says “Opportunity Zones
"Reinvesting in America is at the heart of the President's economic vision for the country and the cornerstone of Opportunity Zones.
America First means revitalizing our forgotten communities and we will do it with American products, American manufacturing, and American talent."
--Secretary Scott Turner”

^ utter nonsense
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
OMG! Was I off by 50% or more? worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankin... According to this, average rent across the US is $2000/mo..
Color coded map of the continental US, with states colored according to average rent, from $1000 to $3000 per month.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Shamelessly cribbed from the latest Meow Wolf newsletter.
Screen cap of the last graphic from the latest Meow Wolf email newsletter (browser link to same after description):

Floating above a graphic, purple font says, in script, “Advice from the” then in thicker, wavy style it says “Psychic Debris”.  

The graphic is a watery splat shape, with big googly eyes at the bottom, in front of a brain and stuff. 

Inside the splash, above the googly eyes are the words “How we interact with the worlds and those around us might be the most important art form”.

https://landing.meowwolf.com/e3t/Ctc/ON+113/cpMD204/VWplx239c0B0W5h9_My1D4NLnW8pQGPD5C2WMHM1--jz5nR3bW6N1X8z6lZ3nMW4q8NWq7WksBKW3ZClRw2xssMTW6VWwcl2BZXMdW641vt75PdJvLW4jNmD89cBBSbW7Clq5b5VlnmxW1wnFTW5ZDYZGW70DpMG4C_XJMW51bZrV4f0HK3VcGGnH6nDYXXW2y7Bb97Tm7P0W27G_Tc4Js0NCW7fxV5F6q150_N5z4mZ3sm501W8MHPNd21lzppW24nxvk7pTvWCW7H84vz3k3yy4W15SW417Llgq9W528SX11B5q29W3_h0mr8K5SFZW4L1w686m4f4bW2P6n_j36bvvYW70SFDb3FRXCFW2DHMXw3YBZtwW43wzP4703F7BMQNd7mYt03hN7vXzpdBHk6LW4G9j_H43vF8QW5TRRKS9f18-YW5mHVSM2gdmJHW8_zl-p1NtgFrW4vjdFd73HcwkW5SQWFb74DkJpW7hxDkF3JQQyYW7btmsd5g3btLW6Qld6x1Dh-VKVnjSWt3GYn-CW6byPw91368H6f8ZFm_604
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
If you see this, post a moster
A tiny void (black cat), close to the camera, stares intently to upper right, at something out of the frame.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
DOGE?
Screenshot of an Elon post on X, saying “Any government institution is most likely to be the opposite of its name.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Thanks for letting us know what DOGE *really* was.
Screenshot - Post from Elon Musk on X, saying:

“Any government institution is most likely to be the opposite of its name”.
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
My new lockscreen.
Smartphone lockscreen image: on a chocolate colored background a severe looking, bespectacled woman, holding a slide rule, stares down the camera; while above her in large white script is the word “Science” and below her it says “If you don’t use your brain, who will?”
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DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Too bad the NYT & WAPO weren’t as “scathing”, say, a year ago, this time.
And it excludes the dire state of immigration detention facilities, which was the subject of a scathing New York Times report this week.
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