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David Tyberg

@dfunkmale.bsky.social
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Doykaitist soc. justice bardificer saving the world 1 song at a time. Bass&vox w/#BlairCrimminsAndTheHookers Jazzer, rocker, loudly neurodiverse, softly demigender, polyam, 🐈 parent, 💤apneac, ex burner, reluctant athlete, geek. he/they. 🎵 on all platforms.

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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ok, it's officially Dragon Con. I've seen myself on DragonCon.TV. Apparently our videos are now golden oldies that appear on the classic DCTV compilation disc. 🤣🤣 #SupposedlyStillaLittleConFamous
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Van battery, changed. Flickering LED lightbulb, swapped for emergency halogen, replacement bulbs, ordered. How did I become a low-level car person? #T1N #Sprinter #Van #BandVan #ShortySprinter #DailyDriver #NotAVanLifeHippie #118wb
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sometimes it really is the simple pleasures: though I've never had a cavity, I'm very prone to tartar buildup. At my last cleaning, when I asked my hygienist about using a stiffer-bristled toothbrush, she whispered in hushed tones "you should be fine if you're gentle." My teeth feel great today. 🦷🪥♥️
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I should spend more time on BlueSky. It feels like a lot to take in. But it's good. And it's not meta. And not an overwhelming amount of AI.
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@nkjemisin.bsky.social I'm listening to chapter 3 of "The City We Became" and I'm feeling like a terrible Jewish jazz musician because I can't figure out the jazz reference that The Woman In White is making as she plays on Aislyn's insecurities.
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
@dimension20.dropout.tv I'm on tour in S. OR w/my band, far from home in ATL, & just realized we're staying in Ashland tonight. We're going to Purpee, baby! Supposed to have tomorrow off. But the guy we're staying with says he knows a local bar with an open timeslot tomorrow. Gig at Mike's??!! 🤣🤣🦇🦇
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Hey @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social, just out of curiosity, how much Stardew Valley were you playing when you were developing the setting for City Council of Darkness? The similarities are... shockingly numerous now that I stop to think about it.
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Home safe from Florida with no incident. In my neighborhood, I drove past a couple of teenage girls who were out in the pouring rain, taking pictures of each other jumping up and down in a giant puddle, and then huddling together under an umbrella to look at them.
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
This is a totally normal and sensible thing for a lawyer to say to their pedo client.
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Noticing @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social's insultingly backhanded 11th-hours endorsement of @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is conspicuously absent from his bsky. "Vote Blue, no matter who," right Hakeem? ;-D or does that only apply to your milquetoast establishment colleagues? Go Zohran Go!
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Up early and on the way home from this quick jaunt to NC. Hard to believe this was the last travel gig of the year with @blaircrimmins.bsky.social. Was a great one though! Band was tight! Now to hunker down close to home for some local shows interspersed with some solo travel for family stuff.
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incredibletownswnc.bsky.social @incredibletownswnc.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Hendersonville Theatre welcomes Blair Crimmins & The Hookers as part of the HT Hometown Sound Music Series. September 20 at 7:30. Tckets available now. #hendersonvilletheatre #livemusic #BlairCrimmins incredibletowns.com/events/hende...
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Hendersonville Theatre welcomes Blair Crimmins & The Hookers - Incredible Towns
Hailing from Atlanta, multi‑instrumentalist Blair Crimmins wows on guitar, banjo, and piano, leading a classic New Orleans‑style horn section (trumpet, clarinet, trombone).
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I guess I should have seen it coming, but all this prep for DragonCon just slapped me with a wave of wistfulness and nostalgia for The Extraordinary Contraptions. Those tunes were bangers. If only things had turned out a little differently...
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Arrest everyone at OpenAI and charge them with at least manslaughter. Shut down ChatGPT. It murdered a 16 year old child. Anybody else want to argue with me about what a "boon to society" this garbage is?
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I can't believe I screwed up by being *TOO* gentle! #AmpRepair #vagueposting
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Who the fuck steals ten bags of mulch?!?!
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Watched #KpopDemonHunter with @sinbetweens.bsky.social last night. As promised, it was a delight. So was the company. 😍😍😍
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Great show with @blaircrimmins.bsky.social just outside of Tampa tonight. But so. Damn. Sticky. Can't wait to shower.
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Gigs in #Colorado this week/weekend with @blaircrimmins.bsky.social Today is gear acquisition before we go play #FrontRangeBBQ in Colorado Springs. Check out this cool bass! Where's the rest of it?! #bass #UprightBass #jazz #Atlanta #band #tour
A normal looking bass player with a normal looking bassStill a pretty normal looking bassHoly crap! It's a travel upright bass where the lower bout has been designed to be virtually non-existent.
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Welp, this morning's last minute packing started with a bit of a rude awakening. But I've got a fix. A backup, and a backup of a backup. ;-) Running on mountain time! This kind of mountain: 🌋
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Preparing to fly out tomorrow for 4 shows in Colorado later this week! Excited. Stressed. Tired from all the other traveling I've done. Dreading more turbulence. But excited to be out there with my pals in #BlairCrimminsAndTheHookers making some amazing music for wonderful people. ❤️️🐳🎻 #Bass #Tour
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
YEET!!! ♥️♥️♥️ #NoContextIsBestContext
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
"An artist's duty, as far as I'm concerned, is to reflect the times. I think that is true of painters, sculptors, poets, musicians. As far as I'm concerned, it's their choice, but I CHOOSE to reflect the times and situations in which I find myself. That, to me, is my duty.
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Don't think I mentioned. I fucked up my knee mashing too hard on my 2-speed a couple weeks ago and haven't exercised since. Until today! I ran & haven't noticed any ill effects. I'm slow. I took walk breaks. I'm sweaty and accomplished. Whatever obstacle you're working at today, I believe in you. ♥️♥️
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
On a personal and extremely petty level, I'm annoyed that they've given #Sprinter vans such a bad name. Shadowfax would melt their own ECM into slag before consenting to haul around any of these three-letter thugs.
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Friendly reminder that the passengers on the Mayflower were illegal immigrants.
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
*throws things at entire sleep medicine industry*
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
If you suddenly see me reacting to your posts more often, it's because bluesky has finally implemented notifications for when specific users post. If I start hitting "like" on all of your shit, congratulations! You're on my notification list. But feel free to tell me to back off if it's weird. ♥️♥️
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
The transphobes I've met have never been willing to admit that 1. They don't know any trans people and 2. They don't care about whatever "threat" trans men pose. Crusty old white jazz musicians need to do better.
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Tons of shows coming up with #BlairCrimminsAndTheHookers! Local in ATL, Colorado, Florida, and DRAGONCON!!! So excited come out and see us!
Tour poster with a weird retro space care featuring dates and locations:

JUL 18- DALTON, GA- OFF THE RAILS
JUL 19- ATLANTA, GA- NORTHSIDE TAVERN
JUL 23- COL SPRINGS, CO- FRONT RANGE BBQ
JUL 24- AVON, CO- BEAVER CREEK VILLAGE
JUL 25- DENVER, CO- VELVET BANJO
JUL 26- DOLORES, CO- DOLORES RIVER BREWERY
AUG 15- ALPHARETTA, GA- (QUARTET) ALPHARETTA CULTURAL CTR
AUG 9- DURHAM, NC (QUARTET)- MUSIC ON MAIN
AUG 14 TAMPA, FL- NEW WORLD BREWERY
AUG 15-16 ORLANDO, FL- JUDSON'S
AUG 17 FERNADINA BEACH- TIGRE ISLAND ROOM
AUG- 29-31 ATLANTA, GA- DRAGONCON
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
A good night for chocolate and ice cream. Fuck. Here we go again.
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
As an abused young adult in a LDR, I was ready to grow up, run away, & start my life w/my partner, unlike peers who clutched at youth. Given that, "Wouldn't It Be Nice" was one of my and @sharonopolis.bsky.social's *songs* at that time. Brian Wilson was a pop music genius. He will be missed. <3
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The Beach Boys - Wouldn't It Be Nice
YouTube video by TheBeachBoysVEVO
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Got invited on a weeknight hiking date that I couldn't refuse. ♥️♥️♥️
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Cat photo dump!
Poundcake the Maine coon cat hiding in a green shopping bag.Poundcake the Maine coon cat majestically sitting in the green shopping bag.Moon the tortie on the cat treeMoon the tortie close up!
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
One piece of context: Florida passed this law a few months ago to force local collaboration with ICE. boltsmag.org/florida-repu...
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In Florida GOP’s New Immigration Crackdown, a Familiar Play of Overriding Local Democracy - Bolts
Florida Republicans spent weeks squabbling over rival immigration bills. Their conflict wasn’t over significant policy differences: They agreed on diverting hundreds of millions in state funds toward ...
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
A Florida county is detaining and refusing to release a U.S. citizen born in the U.S., after ICE asked the county to detain him: floridaphoenix.com/2025/04/17/u...
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U.S.-born man held for ICE under Florida's new anti-immigration law • Florida Phoenix
Juan Carlos Lopez-Gomez, a 20-year-old U.S. citizen, was being held in the Leon County Jail Thursday, charged with illegally entering Florida as an “unauthorized alien” — even as a supporter waved his...
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Just called my congresswoman Nikema Williams's office to ask why she wasn't at the local #HandsOff protest. Staffer claimed he had no idea what I was talking about. 1200 events, over 5 million participants, nearly 30,000 people marching from Piedmont Park to the state capital.
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Trapped
Poundcake the cat using the crushing weight of her cat gravity to keep me stuck in place, not doing useful things.
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Jeff Goldberg was the only patriot in that chat group. Choosing not to publish the dirt he inadvertently gathered about our intelligence assets probably saved lives.
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
In slightly terrifying news, saw a dude kicking around the hipster Kroger this afternoon wearing docs with red laces. I tried and failed to screw up the courage to say something. I'm kind of ashamed of that.
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Fuck fascists! Ride a bike! Fascists hate bikes!
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Pam Bondi is "coming after" people for defacing all things Tesla. You crayon-gobbling chicken nugget, vandalism isn't even a federal crime. But you know what is? Damaging federal property, like what all those Jan 6ers your boss pardoned did. 😂😂😂😂
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I think I'm going to try to write a schoolhouse rock-style song all about how bad executive orders are. A timely, but also timeless subject. Taking suggestions for style/feel. Leaning toward hard rock/metal.
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Pretty sure that grey-bearded, dinosaur, #TERF transphobes are the reason there are so few openly #queer working #jazz instrumentalists in this town. And most of them aren't #feminists at all, TERFy or otherwise. They've just latched onto trans girls in sports to protect their hate.
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Another short #run today. Finally starting to feel like my shins and arches are stretching back out. Once those are all loose I can start considering longer distances and brisker paces. But for now, I got some sunshin, fresh air, and a good active stretch. That's not nothing!
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
You still got an hour to get yourself up to #HydeBrewing in #Alpharetta for their #MardiGras bash!
Enough instruments for a seven-piece jazz band!
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Happy #MardiGras! Laissez les bon temps roullez! 💜💚💛
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
It just occurred to me what a supremely self-destructive move it would be for Donald Trump to annex Canada and make it the 51st state. Two new senators and a shit ton of house members that would likely caucus with the Democrats would really ruin his day.
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David Tyberg @dfunkmale.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
#MardiGras show with #BlairCrimminsAndTheHookers tomorrow at Hyde Brewing in #Alpharetta! Free #music 6-8. Delicious food and libations for sale. No cover! Link below. Laissez les bons temps rouler!
A French quarter balcony all decked out for Mardi Gras!
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