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phd candidate @ yaoi university | DFP on ao3 archiveofourown.org/users/DFP

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mango @dfp0.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i don’t have anything new for day 8 of #burakhovsky week but please consider checking out my silly time loop fic where danko suffers 5-7 heart attacks and 2 orgasms archiveofourown.org/works/87003296
aut vincere aut mori
DFP

Summary:
Dankovsky will prove that it is well within his own capabilities to have casual sex with Burakh, without succumbing to a massive heart attack.

Even if he has to die to do so.

Even if he has to die several times.
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mango @dfp0.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
today’s #burakhovskyweek offering is for the extremely niche/possibly nonexistent few who fantasize about dankovsky helping his kid with their homework archiveofourown.org/works/89986676
tied up in the image of it
DFP

Summary:
Slowly, like he’s puzzling it together out loud, Daniil says, “Thinking about me as a…as a father is arousing to you?” Artemy can’t manage a response quick enough, but Daniil rubs him through his jeans and answers his own question: “It is.”
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mango @dfp0.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
happy #burakhovskyweek to all who celebrate. for day 1 please consider: a very nude, very wet burakh and a very horny, very repressed dankovsky archiveofourown.org/works/89665236
[AO3 screencap]
overture
DFP
Summary: Burakh stands in the middle of the room with one foot in a galvanized washtub, water dripping from his chest and streaming down his legs in rivulets that trace the lines of his muscles, part around the knobs of his knees. The hair on his body is plastered flat to his skin, dark with water.

Dankovsky says, “What.”
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mango @dfp0.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
woe hyacine/anaxa/phainon sex pollen/medical kink threesome be upon you (ok so maybe i only write one kind of threesome. but in my defence backseating during sex is funny) archiveofourown.org/works/89351896
"It's important to apply the correct amount of pressure directly to the prostate," he said in full lecture mode as he began unbuckling his belt.
"Fingers"—here he shot Hyacine's hands a scornful look-"will simply not suffice."

Quietly, Phainon said, "What is happening."
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mango @dfp0.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
writing 8k only to find out it was all for one line, or just five words. many such cases
A dramatically stupid move, obviously, but he's already humiliated himself beyond measure—hand-fed raisins! like a parakeet!
—that he might as well lay down and die in the hole he's dug.
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mango @dfp0.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
pathologic fic offering: daniil and artemy make a little time for themselves, just before the end | 2.7k, nsfw #burakhovsky archiveofourown.org/works/83291411
in a yellow wood
DFP

Summary:
Daniil thinks again of molten glass, of the Lines he doesn't understand, and the tunnels of blood he fears he understands the consequences of far too well.

There isn't a day earlier he could have Burakh. Tomorrow, if it ever comes, will be too late. This is it. Two lines intersect, then go their separate ways.
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mango @dfp0.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
snow day. u kno what that means
Flins came so hard he turned to mist.
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mango @dfp0.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
gut me like. um. well like one of your fish, i guess
It was quiet in the kitchen, deep in the bowels of Zapolyarny, and it was warm; the ovens were kept hot year-round. The staff wouldn't dare return without being told to. They were perfectly alone.
Childe's fingers tasted like fish, moving inside his mouth, skimming his tongue, his teeth. It didn't disgust Scaramouche the way it should've.
The smell of yeast, then sweat. Childe's breath hot on his throat, the flex of muscle in his forearm, the twist of his wrist. Hands pressed to Scaramouche's skin, fingers slick and shining, slipping in then out. Scaramouche braced for the cut, but it never came.
"Is it good?" Childe asked.
Scaramouche swallowed. The fish was delicate, buttery in his mouth, delicious.
Childe watched him like it sated his own hunger, like he knew the answer without needing to hear it. But he wanted it all the same, he wanted Scaramouche to say it.
So Scaramouche said, "Not particularly."
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mango @dfp0.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
honourable mentions + my excel pie chart breaking it down by genre. 87 books this year and a nice fat TBR lined up for the new year, yippee !
Honourable Mentions:

Nettle & Bone, T. Kingfisher
Touching the Void, Joe Simpson
Show Don’t Tell, Curtis Sittenfeld
Mandarins, Ryunosuke Akutagawa
The Beauties, Anton Chekhov
The Largesse of the Sea Maiden, Denis Johnson
A Moveable Feast, Ernest Hemingway2025 Genres
Fiction 23%
SFF 21%
Short Story Collection 14%
Romance 4%
YA 7%
Comics 5%
Mystery 3%
Essay Collection 7%
Nonfiction 3%
Memoir 13%
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mango @dfp0.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
fav books of the year! i managed to read 12 translated books and consequently ended up reading many seminal russian authors (would recommend), and lots of short stories (would highly recommend)
Crime and Punishment, Fyodor Dostoevsky trans. Oliver Ready
- Really fun to chew on and truly laugh-out-loud funny

Lost Souls Meet Under a Full Moon, Mizuki Tsujimura
- Grief lives where mundanity & magic overlap

Charming Billy, Alice McDermott
- The narrative voice, the memories within memories…amazing

The Unhappiness of a Single Man, Franz Kafka
- Weird and wonderful and very funny

Brideshead Revisited, Evelyn Waugh
- So beautiful. I need to talk to a gay ex-catholic STAT

Ancillary Justice (+ the whole Imperial Radch series), Ann Leckie
- I. Love. Non-human protagonists!!!!!!
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mango @dfp0.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
always trying to write increasingly dumb & silly yaoi so phaidei was truly a blessing this year
Annoyed, Mydei sits back and folds his arms.
Phainon still has that stupid, poleaxed expression on, like he can't quite get his eyes to focus, but then he rolls onto his side, away from Mydei, and curls up like a dying bug.

"Next time," Mydei hates himself a little for giving so much away in two words, "you'll do what I want."

Wheezing, Phainon says, "Don't threaten me with a good time.""O-oh, I have your delivery." The woman ducked and retrieved the rope she'd dropped and gave it a tug. Ponderously, a large brown cow stepped into Phainon's apartment.

Phainon stared at it. It stared back with wet, black eyes.

He pointed at it and said, "That's not mine.""Show me what you do when you think of me."
Phainon's hand flew to his cock and gripped the base of it, hard, silently pleading with whatever higher power was listening that he wouldn't blow his load immediately.

"So tightly?" Mydei asked, brows pinched."If you were truly a man," Mydei declared, at top volume and apropos of nothing, "you'd fuck me in the ass."

"Wuh—? Huh?" Phainon fumbled his wooden training sword and nearly dropped it.

This was not how any sane person started a conversation. They were in the public training hall, for gods sake, where Kephale and all their children could witness Phainon having an aneurysm.
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mango @dfp0.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
julien living his best life
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mango @dfp0.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
fake idgafer i saw your heart rate
He pulled away so he could catch Aventurine's eye. "Look, when we're touchin' like this I get these readings. Y'know, blood pressure, temperature, an' shirt like that."
"Oh?" Something moved behind Aventurine's expression without changing it.
"I'm tryin' not to process any of it, but it ain't easy."
"How interesting," Aventurine said blandly. His heart rate had shot up. "And when you process them you, what? Reach some conclusion about me?"
Boothill eyed him warily. "I can tell that you're…excited."
One of Aventurine's brows twitched. He'd probably guessed that the word Boothill'd avoided was nervous, but he didn't call his bluff.
"I'm trashin' it near as fast as it comes in, but-"
"It's fine." Aventurine's breathing was up. "Of course I'm excited, look at you, you're so..." An almost panicky look darted across his face, like he'd cornered himself. Without much in the way of conviction, he finished, "Sexy?"
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mango @dfp0.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
slamming into a wall that’s been painted to look like a tunnel
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mango @dfp0.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
(wipwed) unstoppable force/immovable object type situation
"You don't need to eat, but you do?"
"Well I can still taste, can't I?" Boothill took another sip, rolling the liquor around his mouth before swallowing. He'd noticed that at times Aventurine blinked barely at all, this being one of those times. "But this ain't the same thing as eating, much easier to flush from the system, y'know."
Aventurine's expression changed and his posture shifted. He leaned towards Boothill and dropped his voice low, "Are there...other activities you still do?"
"What, like takin' a dump?"
"Uh, no."
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mango @dfp0.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
i don’t know what i’m doing anymore
screenshot of ao3: Additional Tags: the general says it's my turn with the strap
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mango @dfp0.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
posting fic every day is frying my brain but today’s is my fav… yay <3
"Well? Are you just gonna stand there?" Aki crossed his arms and his biceps proved too much for the tiny cap sleeves; a button went pinging off down the hall, never to be seen again. Aki didn't seem to notice, he just rolled his eyes at Shinjiro and said, "Fine, if that's how you want to play it."
He knelt down and bent forwards, revealing that the zipper in the back couldn't make it up past his ribcage, then straightened, holding Shinjiro's slippers out with two hands. "Here you go, Master 💖”
"How are you doing that with your mouth?"
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mango @dfp0.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
read 96 books this year, which is tantalizingly close to my PB (101). hard to narrow down a list of faves but here are some of them
Heartburn, Nora Ephron
- i’m so in love w the style. breezy, biting, genuinely funny

When You Are Engulfed in Flames, David Sedaris
- the way the stories unspool it feels like Sedaris is sitting down for a chat w you 

I Have Some Questions for You, Rebecca Makkai
- impeccable style, amazing use of direct address, AND a good mystery

Prodigal Summer, Barbara Kingsolver
- really lush, sensory experience, & lovingly written characters

The Haunting of Hill House, Shirley Jackson
- occasionally genuinely scary, always thrilling

Running in the Family, Michael Ondaatje
- dreamy drift between fiction & nonfiction. no one does it like ondaatjeHonourable Mentions:
Grief is for People, Sloane Crosley
- gut-wrenching and funny
Cue the Sun!, Emily Nussbaum
- great intro to the history of reality TV
Trouble, Lex Croucher
- fun queer regency romance
Consider This, Chuck Palahniuk 
- useful writing advice, great rec lists, lovely tribute to his teacher
Stable Strategies & Others, Eileen Gunn
- incredible range & delightful story notes
Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow
- not friends, not lovers, but a 3rd thing (collaborators)
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mango @dfp0.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
great news btw
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mango @dfp0.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
they’re watching the snow fall :)
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mango @dfp0.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
wiggliest babiest vampire
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mango @dfp0.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
assistant to the teaching assistant
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