D Forbes @dforbes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If nobody starts a war, nobody can negotiate the end of it. I think it's only fair that the prize goes to both. Maybe 40:60 as starting is a bit easier. 000
D Forbes @dforbes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Probably to distinguish it from St Abbs, new home of the alien gods of Asgard. 000
D Forbes @dforbes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comMan with Beard Smiles SatisfiedAlt: Man with Beard Smiles Satisfied 000
D Forbes @dforbes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Be careful youngling. Arrogance is a path to the dark side.static.klipy.comNow This Is Pod RacingAlt: Now This Is Pod Racing. Young Anakin is being a wisecracking prick. 000
D Forbes @dforbes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Big Tinned Fish have poisoned you for daring to challenge them. 010
D Forbes @dforbes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Dammit. I dino-saw it before I read the message. I'll have to book but I'm not going to laugh. 020
D Forbes @dforbes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Indeed. They were simply the tools of the obligatory, plastering over the problems caused by the billionaires and their high tech toys. 000
D Forbes @dforbes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The Guardian falls for the contrite right winger fantasy every time.static.klipy.comCharlie Brown's Classic Football FailAlt: Charlie Brown never learns. That girl will always move the ball at the last moment and will never change. 080
D Forbes @dforbes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Luckily it didn't last long enough to turn into the taking of Pelham 1743. 000
D Forbes @dforbes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026You're becoming Alan Moore's clone from the ginger universe. 010
D Forbes @dforbes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Gordon's gin has the biggest smell to taste differential of anything. It smells so nice but tastes foul. Perhaps your readers know better? (I have not tried durian) 000
D Forbes @dforbes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Yes, those high order polynomials refuse to integrate properly, leading to many of society's woes. 000
D Forbes @dforbes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Always wanted to try different density or viscosity liquids or hole sizes to model activities or something like that. 110
D Forbes @dforbes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026A liquid draining through a small hole? Done in burettes (a bit too fast) or drill a small hole near the bottom of a large plastic measuring cylinder. 110
D Forbes @dforbes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026But how will you get off it and thereby cause hilarity? 000
D Forbes @dforbes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I think he's been in negotiations to get on Last One Laughing while you've been away. 000
D Forbes @dforbes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026static.klipy.comFriends: Ross Geller's Moist Maker SandwichAlt: Friends: Ross Geller's Moist Maker Sandwich 020
D Forbes @dforbes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Abjas Boru Barbec Tom Wage Wicker as the cool kids say. 000
D Forbes @dforbes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026If they had invested in golden calves a couple of years ago they'd be quids in. 001
