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Dylan Flipse

@dflipse.bsky.social
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Guy with an awesome family Retired EM Doc Likes funny things? I know the Breakfast Sandwich Guy Projects include www.TheElectricFoodTruck.com www.GulfOfMexicoShirts.com

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Dylan Flipse @dflipse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey! I went to Strom’s grave!
Me stunting over Storm Thurmond’s grave.
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Dylan Flipse @dflipse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I want to say thank you. My initial reaction was to roll my eyes at tone policing or whatever. But you (Will) are right. I think Batman sums this up.
Batman comic panel showing him breaking a firearm with his bare hands while saying “This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.”
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Dylan Flipse @dflipse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Is this something?
Natalie Harp over-laughing in front of a disinterested old man. George Sr. and Kitty laughing uproariously during season one of Arrested Development. I believe this is during a deposition.
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Dylan Flipse @dflipse.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Also coping.
Two homemade pizzas. The one on the right is clearly superior.
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Dylan Flipse @dflipse.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Got her first laugh out of “Don’t worry, we don’t use any of Elon’s idea”
My unsuspecting kid reading The Onion
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Dylan Flipse @dflipse.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Ok, I made it to Edgefield Village Cemetery. I found the gravesite of Strom Thurmond and told him that his infamous Senate speech is down to second place. Thanks @booker.senate.gov for the inspiration.
Picture of me at Strom Thurmond’s grave, holding up two fingers.
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Dylan Flipse @dflipse.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Halfway there. Worth noting that I’m not making a trip to piss on Storm Thurmond’s grave, because I am a 43 year old man and that would be ridiculous. I am going to tell him that he’s down to second place, and the history books have one less reason to mention him.
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Dylan Flipse @dflipse.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Anyway I made some cleats out of plywood and reinstalled it correctly. Just need to go back to apply caulk. Should be done by summer 2029 (5/5)
Repairs in progressRepairs completed
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Dylan Flipse @dflipse.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
You might think they simply didn’t support the side without the Structural Razor Blade. That would have been rude! Nope, instead we have half a blade that snapped and fell behind everything. The other half is lost into the cabinet body. Hoping it doesn’t appear in my utensil drawer someday. (4/5)
Broken razor blade behind cabinet
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Dylan Flipse @dflipse.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Other side is officially Not Good! Folks, that is my first encounter with a Structural Razor Blade. This one appear to be installed at Knuckle Slicing Height (3/5)
I am not kidding, this is a razor blade that was used to hold up piece of countertop.
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Dylan Flipse @dflipse.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Woah, that pushed right down. Other side looks good though. (2/5)
Countertop sagging further, but well supported in the left side.
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Dylan Flipse @dflipse.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
This is a short thread about fixing a small problem in my house. The counter behind our cooktop sagged at one side. (1/5)
Sagging countertop
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Dylan Flipse @dflipse.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Drive is two hours each way. Had to wait for my wife to leave town so she couldn’t tell me no.
Map from Greenville to Edgefield Village Cemetery showing a two hour drive time.
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Dylan Flipse @dflipse.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I've been giving these shirts away at rallies and protests around Greenville, SC. I got a bunch more printed, and I'll be at Spartanburg, SC on April 5th. #IndivisibleUpstateSC #April5Protest #handsoff I am also selling them at gulfofmexicoshirts.com For $12 - you get a shirt + I give one away.
Light blue tshirt with dark blue text reading "Gulf of Mexico"
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