dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 28/04/2025I’d trade the sound of thunder for the hypnotic regularity of whitecap waves crashing on a beach 080
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 26/04/2025hopefully you carry hand sanitiser for meeting the orange buffoon. 090
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 28/03/2025www.instagram.com/reel/DGEpTN6...instagram.comLogin • InstagramWelcome back to Instagram. Sign in to check out what your friends, family & interests have been capturing & sharing around the world. 000
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Trump should remember a man with nothing to lose is a very very dangerous man. 030
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 03/03/2025My dog doesn’t trust cats and I trust my dog more than I trust myself 050
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 01/03/2025I hope Starmer stops Trumps state visit, it’s the one thing that would piss off the orange coloured wanker. 100
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Where I grew up the word most commonly used to describe the likes of Trump and Vance was “wanker” 000
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 25/02/2025media.tenor.comtwo men in suits and hats dancing in front of a sign that says helpALT: two men in suits and hats dancing in front of a sign that says help 000
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Lost for words, I’m due to visit family and friends in the USA over the Summer kind of feels as though I’ll be going to a very different country to the one I’ve visited in the past. 010
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Maybe give him 20 - 30 mins for Leinster v Cardiff, Saturday, see how he goes 010
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I’d invite all my friends and family to my own Inverary Castle and we’d be dannsa Gaidhealach til the wee small hours 000
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I’m guessing it helps if you’re only 3 inches off being 7 foot tall 000
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 10/02/2025With apologies to Boy George and culture club Tammer, Tammer, Tammer, Tammer, Tammer, Tammer Tammer-eees-me-mon He’s - me - mon He’s - me - mon He’s - me - mon 020
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 05/02/2025I used to go watch the odd London Irish game with guys I’d met through social media, hopefully at some point in the future we can do so again. 000
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Hell could well be ears bleeding to heavy metal at Seal park. 100
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Should be the same as soccer, bans for games not for weeks. That was a horrendous dangerous hit by Ntamack, he IMO should be out for the tournament. 120
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Early 80s student cuisine was Vesta chicken curry washed down with a blue nun 220
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Have to say the team selection and in particular subs didn’t help at all, taking Johnston off was just bizarre 100
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 08/01/2025An ominous mood in France is best delivered by Victor Hugo and I’d recommend The Hunchback of Notre Dame 000
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Andrew Norfolk is an absolute hero and should be a knight of the realm 010
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Welcome to civilisation Ed, hopefully the European single market is next on your agenda!! 030
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Yep Jess Phillips is a heroine and Elon Musk is a low life piece of shit 000
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I think you’ll find that all the folks waving confederacy flags and beating up cops on Jan 6th were Hezbollah grandmothers 000
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 07/01/2025The wicket won’t be as sticky If it’s Raphael Wicky 100
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 06/01/2025He’s throwing darts into a world map so far he’s hit the Panama Canal, Greenland and Canada 000
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 04/01/2025What can I say apart from it was worth being kidnappedmedia.tenor.coma cartoon character is riding a motorcycle with a dog .ALT: a cartoon character is riding a motorcycle with a dog . 100
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Main reason I left X is that it might in some way, no matter how minuscule, benefit the absolute gobshite that is Elon Musk. 010
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 31/12/2024My only wish for the New Year is that the pianist keeps playing the piano when I walk into a bar. 000
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 30/12/2024I was at the game sat in among United fans, keeping v quiet when we scored and clapping when they scored. But I heard up close the racist abuse dished out to Brendan, Laurie and Cyril that day and it was horrendous. The fact we beat them so comprehensively was v v sweet. 051
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 28/12/2024I’ve known people start with Oxford Commas and end up with full blown Asterism 000
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 28/12/2024I’ve developed a 12 step programme for people who are addicted users of Oxford Commas. It’s called OCA, I’d be happy to send you details, providing you accept the anonymity of other group members. 130
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 28/12/2024I’m taking a break from crambazzlement today and intend to resume tomorrow 010
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 27/12/2024I’m thinking street urchin is adopted but gets concerned about the repressed sexuality of his Victorian benefactor steals an orange from Christmas stocking flees to high sea and inadvertently finds the cure for scurvy. 110
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 27/12/2024If I’d lived in the 19th century I would have written novels like Charles Dickens 110
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I hoping for an identikit Carlos, a troubling eating disorder, barely comprehensible with an eye for detail and a fantastic work ethic. 000
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Pepe Mel is blowing the dust off his old thermal underwear 000
dfky.bsky.social @dfky.bsky.social · 21/12/2024We need a Superman character to fly Musk to Mars and leave him there 000