Don Ferguson @dfergpr.bsky.social · 10/03/2026open.substack.com/pub/donandon...open.substack.comBotulism, But Make It FashionA deep dive into pantry chic, ornamental proteins, and the aesthetics of expiry. 000 0
Don Ferguson @dfergpr.bsky.social · 03/03/2026open.substack.com/pub/donandon...open.substack.comWe Don’t Build. We Just Mop Up After The Heroes. We Are BreadYou cannot PowerWash an inbox 000 0
Don Ferguson @dfergpr.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Do have a read won’t you. It’s shit. open.substack.com/pub/donandon...open.substack.comShit Just Got Real: All Hail the “Fountain of Filth” and Channel 4’s Ten-Metre Middle FingerFrom £80bn in debt to sepsis on our beaches, why 4Creative is finally shaming the water industry’s “Reverse King Midas” energy and their three-decade history of treating Britain like a toilet. 000 0
Don Ferguson @dfergpr.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Hey @bobatealee.com any chance you could DM me your email. Have a project I would love to chat to you about? 020 0
Don Ferguson @dfergpr.bsky.social · 20/12/2024ouraring.com/raf/4591e84a...ouraring.comLoading... 020 0
Don Ferguson @dfergpr.bsky.social · 20/12/2024'Instantly forgettable' - Creative Hits and Misses of the Weekbuff.ly'Instantly forgettable' - Creative Hits and Misses of the WeekDon Ferguson, deputy MD at Hope&Glory PR, casts his critical eye over creative releases from the past seven days. 020 0
Don Ferguson @dfergpr.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I walked the South Bank to St Paul's at 4am, freezing and nearly blown off my bike by the wind. London at night is brilliant—quiet yet lively with late-night revellers. Got stopped at Borough Market, like I was a CIA agent. My favourite vibe. 000 0
Don Ferguson @dfergpr.bsky.social · 02/12/2024I'm watching Titanic and just realised they hit the iceberg because the two guys, who are supposed to be on iceberg watch, are distracted by Jack and Rose getting it on. So, their love story basically led to the deaths of hundreds. Well done, you cunts. 130 0
Don Ferguson @dfergpr.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Do you ever search for designer glasses for virtual try-ons, even if you don’t need them? No, me neither. 000 0
Don Ferguson @dfergpr.bsky.social · 28/11/2024If Spotify Wrapped is the highlight of your year, I’m genuinely concerned about your life choices. 020 0
Don Ferguson @dfergpr.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Spotify Wrapped is the only time people care about their music taste. The rest of the year, it’s just background noise for their existential dread. 010 0
Don Ferguson @dfergpr.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Has anyone had those chats with people who are overly protective of their Spotify? My wife keeps saying, "What's that going to do to my Spotify wrapped?" Is this really where we are? Who gives a fuck? 110 0
Don Ferguson @dfergpr.bsky.social · 23/11/2024🎬 I'm watching Titanic on Netflix because, I dunno, it feels like the right time of year for that sort of thing. 100 0
Don Ferguson @dfergpr.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Nature called in the shed, and I answered—behind the wall, no less. Midstream, I glanced up to find an elderly woman, reminiscent of Norman Bates' mother, grinning and waving. I paused and waved back. It was quite the moment. 000 0
Don Ferguson @dfergpr.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Ah, the perfume adverts are back: a chaotic collage of A-listers frolicking on sun-soaked shores, desperately wooing silent strangers. It’s as if a 70s auteur named Piers shuffled footage into a surrealist pile of piss where gravity takes a holiday. 010 0
Don Ferguson @dfergpr.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Ever sit down to binge-watch a series, and the picture goes all fuzzy? Me and the missus start blowing, clicking, and clapping at the screen like it’ll magically fix itself. We’ve been at it for years, and every time, one of us claims we’re the reason it’s sorted. Classic. 000 0
Don Ferguson @dfergpr.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Early morning snaps at King's Cross, London. 📸 It was bloody freezing, but a blast. ❄️ 000 0
Don Ferguson @dfergpr.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Putting kids to bed is like wrestling with a rabid ferret covered in napalm 000 0
Don Ferguson @dfergpr.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Window cleaners have this bizarre, informal yet oddly intimate relationship with you. They just rock up whenever, stick a ladder against your house, and peek through your windows. You barely know who they are, and payment? It's a total mystery. 100 0
Don Ferguson @dfergpr.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Oh, jar of meat, you are the culinary equivalent of a riddle wrapped in a conundrum. You beckon like a siren in a butcher's dream, leaving taste buds tantalised and utterly perplexed. youtube.com/shorts/KOwYw...youtube.comdie TOP 4 ungewöhnlichsten HUPSIS! #LeberkasYouTube video by HUPSI Leberkas 000 0
Don Ferguson @dfergpr.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Why the hell haven’t I been eating custard more? Had it as a kid, and now with kids, it’s back on the menu. It’s literally the best thing ever—might even be the meaning of life. Thinking of swapping tea and coffee for custard. 350 0
Don Ferguson @dfergpr.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Got a trick for when you’re stuck on a word: just say, “What’s the English word for…” and then drop the word. People will think you’re bilingual and be impressed. Give it a go. 000 0
Don Ferguson @dfergpr.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Feels like Twitter a decade ago, before the toxic twats showed up. 🤬 Hope they stay away this time. ✌️ Oh, and f*ck you Elon Musk. 💥 010 0
