Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Been neglecting this account bc I’m too busy on twitter being a Hayley Williams stan 100
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Wondering how two people I know with long thick hair managed to create a baby with the thinnest straightest hair in the world lmao 000
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Was getting dressed and my supervisor texted she wasn’t feeling well all night and may take a half day. No no. Take a full day. Cuz now I’m not coming in. 000
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If I start taking these braids out at 8pm with no intent to detangle or wash before work tomorrow am I insane 000
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Tried another can of Fishwife. I hate when expensive things are good!!!! 000
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I don’t want to do homework I want to watch people bake! 000
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I have commemorative plastic water bottles that I don’t use and just had the idea that I could use them for propagating plants 🤓 010
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My cat has decided he doesn’t know who I am anymore since getting my new mattress. Just constantly hissing at me! 000
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I thought the original Liberty biberty commercial was funny until they made him a club penguin puffle 021
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“He’s got two kids that are the same age. Better known as twins.” 000
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Almonds should never be in trail mix. Feel like I'm gonna break a crown. 001
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I never understood how people shoes be flying off when they get hit lol 000
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Crumbl got a Little Debbie lineup this week. Might gotta see me. 000
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Beans on a tostada is my most recent breakfast discovery 000
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Wearing concert earplugs in the club. What level of washed am I? 010
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Going out for an event that doesn’t start until 930 and I’m already like ugh. And then my friends said they’re actually gonna go somewhere else first. First??? Auntie tired. 000
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 03/09/2026My favorite thing about owning concert ear plugs is never once remembering to bring them. 000
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Raye got to sing two songs before they evacuated the stadium I’m pisseddddd 100
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 01/09/2026You know how people can look at the color of their coffee and know if it’s “right” or not? That’s how I am with the pink drink. If it’s too light it’s wrong!! 000
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Bruno Mars concert tomorrow and I'm already dreading leaving the parking lot. 000
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Donated what I described as “young women’s” clothes to a lady who needed clothes for her daughter. Just learned the daughter was 12. These are all clothes I wore at like 23 😅 000
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Told my mom I was hungry and she said "Aren't you going to dinner tomorrow?" What does that have to do with me right now 😂 000
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Told myself I was gonna spend the weekend watching Dolly Parton and Tim Curry movies bc I've never seen any of them and none of them are streaming for free 🙄 100
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Entire theater empty why would you want to sit in the front lmao 000
Reposted by Miss ParamoreMapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario (tag us so we can see your work 🙂) 982101612399
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I want locs but I can't be trusted to keep a scarf/bonnet on in the house all day which means my locs would just be full of cat hair 😭 000
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Hate when I have clients in Wilmington early in the morning and also in the evening. Ain’t nobody tryna ride up and down 95 all day. Esp on a Friday. 100
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I love being an adult. Got home from work and was starving. Made myself a big bowl of ice cream. 000
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 26/08/2026There was this little store on the corner of my clients neighborhood I’ve been wanting to check out. The door was open so I walked in. Turns out they were closed but she let me look around anyway 😅 010
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Attempted to make chicken tinga on a whim and I just dumped these chipotle peppers in without even thinking 🥵 000
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Cooked and ate tomato sauce and avoided getting it on my white shirt 💪🏽 000
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My Spanish teacher in high school was pregnant when I was like a sophomore or junior year and now that baby is in 9th grade. wtf. 000
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Just got an ad of a white woman trying to sell me a bonnet! 100
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Just realized she still ended up with the same last name as him 💀💀 010
Reposted by Miss Paramorealiii✨✨ @gigixmelo.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Everyday I just think of the clip cause shiii….but language but he ain’t wrong 116927
Reposted by Miss ParamoreSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/08/2026You step outside the door it cost 200 dollars 5693
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My uncles ex fiance just got married. I miss her lmao 000
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 24/08/2026September is a week away and here I am mentally starting to plan for holiday baking 😅 000
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Saw someone complaining about out of staters and called them “front platers” lmao 000
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It’s 830 and pitch black outside and that just made me sad 000
Miss Paramore @deztiara.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Ordered egg foo young for the first time. I know the nap after this bout to be crazy 000