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𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝗕𝗔𝗫𝗧𝗘𝗥 ... 𝙎𝙏𝙊𝘾𝙆𝙈𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ.ᐟ 𝗕𝗔𝗫𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝙎𝙏𝙊𝘾𝙆𝙈𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ.ᐟ WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.

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⟢ 𝓚ᴀʀᴀɪ .ᐟ.ᐟ @hisheir.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝐎𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐮/𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐨 𝐊𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐢 . ⠀⠀⠀⠀ #tmntrp ᯓ #sfwrp ⠀⠀⠀⠀
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
... right .ᐟ yes, yes . of course, your great fishness . ... [ under this breath . ] ˢᵗᵘᵖᶦᵈ ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏ . ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉˢᵉ ᵈᵃʸˢ ──
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
is xever steaIing credit for my mousers again
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── 𝓜𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐎 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @nitrofueled.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
ᅠ ᅠ 𝓦𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝗪𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦, 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐘 𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑨𝑵𝑫 . 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝗕𝗢𝗪 𝐁𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝑴𝑬 ... 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 ...
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── 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝓜𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐓. @redlinerig.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
ᅠ ᅠ 𝑺𝐎 𝐌𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝗜𝗠𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧 ...
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
[ groaaaan . he's sitting at his desk, his face planted into the surface . ]
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
n ... no, not at all .ᐟ.ᐟ it's strange for her, really . [ he slowly pushes himself up off the floor . ] she's usually in here quite often, you know . for the ── um, arm thing .
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
[ at the intrusion, baxter drops a small vial and falls backwards out of his chair . thankfully, whatever chemical or concoction was in the vial wasn't dangerous at all . ] ... geez, have you people EVER heard of KNOCKING .ᐣ.ᐟ
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── ꪜ𝐈𝐓𝐎𝐑 𝑺𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐀. @saopaulosousa.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ᅠ ᅠ 𝓘 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌 𝗣𝗨𝗡𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗗 . 𝐖𝐄 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐀 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝐀𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐒 𝘽𝙍𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙇 ...
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
YEAH . ☹️
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
[ he's STILL stranded up there . 😭 ] GUUUUUYYYUSYSYSYSYSYYSYSSSSS 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
[ on a rooftop . where xever and bradford left him . 💀 ] guuuuys. ... GUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYSS ── ☹️☹️
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'M NEVER PLAYING UNO WITH ZECK, BRADFORD, AND XEVER AGAIN . CHEATERS, ALL OF THEM 👺
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i ... [ for a moment, he looks like he considers it ── but that moment is quick to pass . he shakes his head in a frantic manner . ] i - i couldn't possibly .ᐟ.ᐟ they'll hunt me down .ᐟ no matter how much protection you offer me, it doesn't change the fact they'd snap me like a twig in an ( + )
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
[ stockman glances the child up and down . ] what ... what better life could there be, than being with the shredder .ᐣ i mean, sure, we can take a walk . but i can't possibly say yes .ᐟ the master ... yes, he is everything .ᐟ.ᐟ
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
an hour .ᐣ my, you're feeling generous today, aren't you .ᐣ [ luckily, baxter works quickly . VERY quickly . ] don't worry, you won't be waiting long . i promise .
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
[ he looks around ── when he spots a foot bot hiding deep in the shadows, watching like a hawk, baxter huffs . ] ... FIRST of all, the master is not a moron .ᐟ why, he's smarter than i ── and i'm a genius scientist .ᐟ and second .ᐟ how could you ... ( + )
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
[ when he FINALLY looks up, he notices them . ] ... can i help you .ᐣ
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
[ pinching the bridge of his nose . sighhhhh ... ]
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
[ his eyes widen . ] ... um . no, no .ᐟ of course not . no problems here, ma'am .ᐟ [ stockman gently pulls the arm away from her, glancing over it briefly, before reaching into one of his drawers . ] haha, um, of course you could .ᐟ and trust me, i do NOT want that ── nope, not at all .ᐟ.ᐟ
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
if you knew ANYTHING about how that technology works, you would know why there's an option to ── [ he interrupts his own sentence with a sigh . patting down on an empty spot on his desk . ] ... remove the arm, i'll fix it . ( 🫩 )
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
really . and who's fault was it .ᐣ ... don't say mine . you had BETTER not say mine . that's something bradford and xever would say . [ 💀 . ]
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
IT'S STOCKMA ── [ heavy sigh . ] ... again .ᐣ.ᐟ
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
THESE PEOPLE ── how many times do i have to tell them it's BAXTER STOCKMAN .ᐣ not dexter, not baxton, not stinkman, not stickpin ... BAXTER . STOCKMAN .
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── 𝓗𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈 𝓣𝐀𝐓𝐒𝐔. @hattoritatsu.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
ᅠ ᅠ 𝕯𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗨𝗟𝗧 𝐌𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑻𝑼𝑫𝑬𝑺 , 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 .ᐟ
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── 𝑴𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐎 𝑮𝐄𝐂𝐊𝐎 .ᐟ @skatermander.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
ᅠ ᅠ 𝓦𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐃𝐍'𝐓 𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧 .ᐟ 𝐖𝐄 𝑳𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑬𝑫 𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 . 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐌𝐄, 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔 𝙈𝙐𝙏𝘼𝙉𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙍 「 * 𝙃𝙄𝙈𝙎𝙀𝙇𝙁 」 . 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋, 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆, 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 .ᐟ
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
...
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
ladies, ladies . 🤓 you're both ugly ✋️
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
you know, this might just be the greatest night of my life . two like minded individuals from other dimensions .ᐟ.ᐟ and they're ME .ᐟ 😃
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
[ he stands there in absolute SHOCK for most of it . 💀 ]
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
um ... okay, sure . 😦
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
[ he looks at the fish . then her . then the fish ... ] ... no, no . it's definitely raw . bradford and xever agreed . [ they don't know shit about cooking either broski . 💀🙏 ]
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
BUT IT'S STILL RED .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
okay . thanks, bradford . 😋
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i think the red means it's still raw, guys . should i cook it more 😟
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
ALL I SAID WAS GOOD NIGHT 💔
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
right . yes, of course .... 😨
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
MASTER SHREDDER NO WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ANOTHER ONE 😨
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
elysia 🩷 making a second ACTUAL 2012 foot group chat for the sillies . with shredder as the admin and NOT fuckign baxter of all people 💀
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
the group chat was a mistake .
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
okay, i will NOT deny that you can do that ── because, um, if i do, you probably WILL try to snap me like a twig ── [ 💀 ]
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I'M NOT TWINKISH . 😡
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
NO YOU DIDN'T
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
... nothing, nothing at all .ᐟ.ᐟ 😨 [ cough cough . under his breath ] ᵍʳᵒʷⁿ ᵃˢˢ ᵐᵃⁿ
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
[ staring at bradford judgmentally . 💀 ]
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
t - thank you, ma'am . thank you so much .ᐟ [ HE RUNS BACK TO HIS LAB AS FAST AS HE CAN . 💀 ]
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
elysia 🩷 i need to get back on my uhhh 2012 foot clan oc who really . really likes bradford ( terrible decision girl 💀 ) . i've barely used her but like she's funny &&. with my 2012 brainrot right now .......
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[ he's running from something, screaming in terror ── ... ... bradford is chasing him on all fours . 😭 ]
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
it is NOT ── you people .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍. @dexterstinkman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i WILL NOT . [ he will . 😭 ]
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