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@dexterous.bsky.social
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he/him - 26 My hobbies and interests include drawing, dank memes, and dark themes Ai/nft bros will be vaporized on sight

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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The only thing i remember about my dream last night was saying "Yes, your highness" and then thinking "the king is pleased with me- good, i am very pleased too" What?? I want to remember more, who was the King???
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I still get asked for permission to make my drawing a sticker or a tattoo, so here it is: The crisp and uncolored versions of my doodle from 2019, for your use! This handsome fellow is Cadavre, a character by the excellent Kris Straub. @krisstraub.com
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☁️☕Local Dream Barista☕☁️🌟Commissions On VGen🌟 @stardusteddreams.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
🍄Commission for @dexterous.bsky.social 🍄 YEAAAAAAH GREEN PONY!!!! He was so fun to draw and I'm so happy with how this lil stinker turned out THANK YOU DEX I LOVE HIM!!!💜💜💜💜💜
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☁️☕Local Dream Barista☕☁️🌟Commissions On VGen🌟 @stardusteddreams.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
✨OoooOooOo~✨ Y'all wanna go to my vgen and get a commission of you smooching your fictional spouse so baaaaaaad~ ✨OoooOooOo~✨
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
When you see the usernames of some other people your moot is moots with
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
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Fujoshi Mountain Sect Leader @gin-and-chthonic.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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☁️☕Local Dream Barista☕☁️🌟Commissions On VGen🌟 @stardusteddreams.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I have a buisness proposal for selfshippers/yumeshippers that will surly knock y'alls socks off Wait don't leave HEAR ME OUT! JUST LET ME COOK! #yumeship #selfship #ocxcanon
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Some days are harder than others. I miss you always, my angel.
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Trying to get back to drawing regularly, starting by introducing my boys. I hope to do more of these for the rest of my characters. But for now, meet these delightful guys.
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
My son is a sweet boy, a polite boy
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DeepTalksRadio🔞 @deeptalksradio.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Oh, yeah, I’m TOTALLY down for giving up my PII to an application utilizing a third-party system that will- [squints] “make sure partners delete documentation quickly” Nothing but a totally safe, trustworthy, and definitely not exploitable system where thousands of critical data won’t get hacked.
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Niccy 🏳️‍⚧️ @niccymarten.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
hit 'em where it hurts!! 🥰✨
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I was in two shops last night, and let me tell you they were busier on CHRISTMAS DAY than they were during the superbowl. Everybody in Washington was watching the game. Even I gained a sudden interest in football, and that's saying a lot.
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Alexandria Stone @alexandria-stone.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
THIS IS THE
EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil
REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
When ur sad so you draw yourself being sad but it's lowk one of your best drawings in a while so ur a lot less sad
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Witness my son, Marble D. Bread De L'Œil Solitaire
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♡ tart : COMMS CLOSED LOL @tarttvs.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
doggy got a bone for xmas (wip #MerryChristmas #twau #thewolfamongus #bigbywolf
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☁️☕Local Dream Barista☕☁️🌟Commissions On VGen🌟 @stardusteddreams.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
"Hey Dannie now that you have free time back what are you doing between wo-" Ponies. ...Don't... please don't ask me how or why a 15 year old hyperfixation suddenly came back Just know this is my life now
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☁️☕Local Dream Barista☕☁️🌟Commissions On VGen🌟 @stardusteddreams.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
🌟Howdy; I'm Dannie!🌟 Your local dream barista and digital artist! The kind of work I do includes; ★Character Designs/Reference Sheet ★Thumbnails ★Banners ★PNG Tubers ★And more! 💌Feel free to DM me or put a request through Vgen!💌 🟪 vgen.co/StardustedDream 🟪
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Oh, well then
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Aw shit, here we go again... Doing some comms to help make ends meet while I'm between jobs. Orders, tips, and donations are appreciated so so so so much!!! Details in thread! ko-fi.com/dex_ter_ous #art #illustration #digital #line #drawing #commissions #emergencycommissions
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
A memorial shelf just for her, and a bouquet to be placed inside when it's dry. I'm working on a crochet placemat to put everything on. Setting this up has given me a lot of comfort and closure. It feels right to keep a place in my room dedicated to Gizmo.
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
She's gone. What i have lost, i will never get back. My girl. My sunshine. It hurts.
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
My sweet girl is getting weaker... she's started frequently losing her balance when she tries to walk. She's almost 20 years old now. I don't ever want her to leave me. I'm scared to even imagine.
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I couldn't stand the way so many people wanted her to be the villain, so i appreciate how this last episode was another perfect example of Ragatha being relentlessly kind and struggling with off-putting delivery. Oh and i guess i'm a TADC fan now.
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I don't say enough but i'm always looking, hello
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☁️☕Local Dream Barista☕☁️🌟Commissions On VGen🌟 @stardusteddreams.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Please make sure to go check out these really cool artists and support them! I love them very much U v U [2/2]
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
GOOD TIMES WITH MY FREEENNSS 💕💖
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
THANK YOU DANNIEEE!!! LOVE MY ANGY BOY!!
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Hey you um do you want to maybe look at my toys perhaps
He started as a very basic OB11 from amazon. I him a new outfit and placed him with a kinder truck.New pants this time, and i replaced his eye decals. New shirt, hat, and hair. Got him a little couch and a to-scale bong complete with a lighter and a baggie of weed. He's also got a drink and a 3d-printed cat.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
If i had a nickel for every time i appeared on the local news holding a protest sign, i would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's cool that happened more than once. #HandsOff2025
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
My name is Retxed. And i am evil.
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAARD
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
MAIS MA MEILLEURE ENNEMIEEE, C'EST TOI FUIIIIS-MOI LE PIRE, CE'ST TOI ET MOI
This song has got a g r i p on me guys its so beautiful
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
The quality of a drawing surface is best determined by how well i can draw a pony with it
A pony on ibis paint
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Sent a risky text, now like a real champion i'm gonna go to sleep and face my actions in the morning
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Christmas music is fine, the problem is these covers sang by ladies who think its cute and clever to sing the words completely off-time. It would be equally cute and clever of me to paint a small room with my brain matter and a fucking pipe bomb.
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Last week I tried to get a switch oled, but instead i got elaborately scammed out of a couple hundered dollars. The guy went through a level of trouble that i had not thought possible nor worthwhile.
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Quiet, crawl to the in-between Silent, secretive feeling of Fearsome hatred that reaches the skies You will bring joy to the Nowhere King When he sees the light leaving your eyes
King Theo, OC by @terrancedrye i was too lazy to draw clothes okay, that's why he's shirtless, definitely no other reason
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Sometimes tiktok live offers you the best thing you never knew you wanted to see, and then sometimes it offers you a fever dream beyond all forms of explanation
Four moist and happy little frogs, three of whom wear hats. They are chillin by plastic candles and looking sleepy. Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In their lane. Focused. Flourishing.There is a rotating and cracked hard boiled egg glued to a stick, a lego starwars trooper gripping a metal tool, a black pan beneath them, and a background of opalescent streamers. What the actual shit is happening
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
This is what webfishing is all about
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Hey gang um does anybody know why there would be a stack of MREs on the corner
A stack of MRE meal packages on the sidewalk
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
If you see this post your favorite Pokemon
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character with a large belly is standing in front of a large pot
Alt: Scrafty Pokemon
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Roblox meets Animal Crossing
Me and two people i had just met on Webfishing.
The "minecraft ring joke" she mentions was "*boyfriend of 5 years gives me a diamond ring* omg minecraft reference"
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
FRIENDS, GET WEBFISHING AND COME FISH WITH MEEE
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Let me tell you about my made-up fellas
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
I 10000% take it back. Webfishing fucking rules.
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ᴅᴇxᴛᴇʀ @dexterous.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
The tattoo guy called me a "hairy beast" while he shaved my arm. I don't think he meant to flatter me as much as he did.
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