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Dex Dearborn

@dexdearborn.bsky.social
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Taking the hobbits to Flavor Town My life is a pseudo-joke 🏳️‍⚧️ rights are human rights

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Dex Dearborn @dexdearborn.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Behold! The horseshoe. It's toast on the bottom, followed by meat (usually a hamburger patty), then covered in french fries and cheese sauce. It's horrible for you and i miss it since moving. The local Mexican restaurant had a spin of this that I'm still haunted by.
A plate with toast and a hamburger patty covered in french fries and nacho style cheese
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Dex Dearborn @dexdearborn.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet.
Grey striped American short hair sleeping with her belly out and her head resting on her paws
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Dex Dearborn @dexdearborn.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Waluigi dabbing
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Dex Dearborn @dexdearborn.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Tax paid as well
Grey short hair cat showing her belly and looking sleepy
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Dex Dearborn @dexdearborn.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Posting again for visibility. Show them we have the power. We run the economy, and if we stop buying they lose
Economic boycott: don't buy stuff Friday Feb 28th. We have power. No Amazon, Walmart, Target, fast food, or gas. Small businesses are ok. Use cash.
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Dex Dearborn @dexdearborn.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
It's just like John Waters says. Your political opinions are important.
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Dex Dearborn @dexdearborn.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
The original version of this song always gave me the heebie-jeebies. Credit to www.instagram.com/secret.goblin/
Four panel comic. The first panel is a male and female couple drinking while sitting next to each other on the couch. The man has his arm behind the woman as she sings "I really can't stay" and the man sings "but baby it's cold outside". The second panel is the woman putting on a coat near the front door singing "I've got to go away" and the man (no longer singing) from off panel "but baby...". The third panel is just the man exclaiming from the couch "your tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker!" The fourth panel is the woman riding a tauntaun looking back at the man the same way Han Solo does in Star Wars episode 5 saying "then I'll see you in hell!"
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Dex Dearborn @dexdearborn.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I actually really want to see a pokemon game set in a world that isn't a utopia. I think a game set in the aftermath after one of the Teams actually achieves their world ending goals. #pokemon #healthcarereform
A four panel comic about Pokemon. The first panel has a crying trainer bringing an injured Squirtle into a Pokemon Center, and asking a neutral smiling Nurse Joy and her Chancy to "please heal my Pokémon!". The second panel is just Nurse Joy saying "of course! It's 500 pokécoins" with a smile. The third frame is the trainer and the Squirtle both looking angry and annoyed with the trainer responding "Wait, there's a fee now?" And an out-of-frame nurse Joy saying "Pokémon health got privatized." The fourth panel is outside with a line of riot police and officer Jenny holding the line against an uncountable mob of angry trainers holding signs to protest the fee. The police are using a Blastoise as a water gun and a Kofing for gas dispersal. One of the protestors broke in front of the mob to throw a Cyndaquil like a Molotov Cocktail.
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Dex Dearborn @dexdearborn.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The culprit
Icarus the grey striped shorthair cat curling her front paws and exposing her belly for scritches
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Dex Dearborn @dexdearborn.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
It's time for everyone to embrace it
Screenshot of the Bluesky FAQ page with the "What is a post on Bluesky called" altered from the official "post" to "skeet"
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