dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 4hNerve in my hand is acting up again goodbye hobbies bah 000
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 4hAnother head to confuse future me beautiful eyes and not such a looooong nose 000
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 10hListen this was already a stupid idea but a plot point being the boss is so dumb that hed plagiarize the tmall cat is a line too far lmao 000
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 12hDo i want to fight for my life this weekend too bc i cant braid for shit 110
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 13hNever quite feels like you actually managed to snag someones work until you see it delivered to the proxy haha 120
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 15hTo add to the bonkers intestines xiaoshuo im still sifting through some other options for this month altho nothing looking particularly spooooky haha prtty sure ive read 一篇人外单元文 before but idk i dont have much recollection of it so ill take another look. Hate that horror also brings infinite flow 100
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 15hYk i do like when the love interest pretends to be innocent and cry and stuff even if hes actually badass but im just never into it if its the protag with that archetype just not my thing. Ig part of it is bc if thats the love interests thing then usually hes using it to get more intimacy 100
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 22hThis floating digestive system is giving itself an endoscopy like opening up is cardia and a comment was like "uhhh maybe i should go to sleep" and honestly that's how it feels reading this 000
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026When ppl reference something and add a "don't look it up" aghhhhh now i want to see the snail parasites too ughhhhh 020
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Aoyin looks cute but whats with those buttons hahah 000
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Speak of slop and it shall appear lololo what do you mean hes dating a digestive system omggggghh hahahah 100
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Anyway ill try to find some horror for this month bc spooky season lmao aside from the one im reading right now which is basically the horror of having to deal w rich people hahah 000
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 05/10/2026(I need to receive an electric shock whnvr i click on twit lol) seeing ppl on two ends of the spectrum of "danmei is all subplot romance" and "danmei is the only thing w good romance and good plot" both make me want to burst through a wall like the koolaid man yelling READ MORE BOOKS GODDAMMIT 110
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 05/10/2026An account promoting a game liking that post about a short story of a dude becoming a snake and the pervert love interest always trying to touch his two dicks was not really what i expect tbh lmaooo 010
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Lololo that sounds funny but also makes sense it's a short story still waiting for this author to update their current serialization bc they made the switch from all yanqing to danmei 010
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Lmao wait a second its a new month and i havent made a new monthly danmei rotation uhhhh i got distracted by wuxia and poetry 020
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 04/10/2026No amount of degrees can help usyoutu.beWhat it's like calculating the tip when you are gay and also super dumb and don't know mathYouTube video by Brian Jordan Alvarez 040
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Omg fat is so delicious 🤤🤤 fatty flaky flat bread 🤤🤤🤤 lamb fat 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 000
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Walking into a shelf and getting hit in the head by a falling box is how i discover that i have tianba eyes still 🫡😝😝 030
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Lol i keep telling myself not to open twit bc it annoys me but why are we back on the "my take on romance is that romance is better as a subplot" My guy if you dont like romance dont read romance novels 😭 270
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ive barely used my printer this year bc ive been slow about painting (rip my back and shoulder) but i think it would be pretty funny to make a gelly style doll with like colored wires and threading inside lmao 030
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The pain when you planned to look at something but then you look up at the date and realize you missed it🧍🏻♀️could i use reminders? Sure but smtimes the biggest defense to spending money is your own dumb ass. These are still available tho so 💐 010
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Idk why i got so many bot followers today and now i need to follow some people to try to even myself out again 😔 i just want a nice balance of numbers man 000
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Lololo labeling 冬日花火 HE as well as BE is hateful haha even with a happy "what if" extra come onnn people are going to cry 000
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Forget if i mentioned it but i liked 柳河风声 so mb ill try some of the authors other stuff and read 陈桥下 100
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Thats kinda unfortunate that i lifted this from someone who got the same lol idk honestly tho. . . I do appreciate explorations of form but tbh i also like sincere and straightforward emotional works 🤷♀️ what i dont like are self-help and heroes' stories readyourcolor.com 141
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Altho svsss isnt my fav my friend and i always reference this so now i cant eat dragons beard wo thinking of it lmao 110
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I know its at the bottom as 纯白瞬间 which is fine but lmaoooo "his white moment" in english sounds like those "youve met him at a very white time in his life" jokes 110
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Tbh if you want a face reveal from me just look up 碎嘴子 in the dictionary and theres a picture of me lmao 000
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Always kinda throws me how nonchalant danmei authors are w like self harm and suicide tbh like oh OK guess here we go again w the protag killing himself 030
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"His 6 boobs are out and the heart of the ocean is between them" -us talking about a cat in the titanic pose 020
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I was attracted by that cute cat cover but i have no idea who those characters are lol altho im not above reading fanfiction of stuff i dont know 020
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026All these bots messing up me trying to keep an equal number of follows and followers 🙄 110
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Li shangyin yumes fighting lol tbh better drama that it could be 101
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Love walking into a "what was the appropriate usage of zhen in pre qin?" fights 120
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I wanted to say my type is tough bc lots of art looks nice but really im mostly here for how unhinged they are in their relationship but writing is not a sexy image to post hahah 120
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Im like so so certain (or mb completely uncertain lmao) that this was a vers omegaverse plot but the merch does not give that vibe at all hahaha 030
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Still love this little guy and that his face is just as good as the promo 020
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Since it's on my mind this game is also full of 元白 ig you can't really not be when dudes won't stop writing poems to each other 020
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Was looking thro my photos for that meme but rip ill always remember passing on this and then vaguely regretting it lmao 230
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026All this merch on sale rn w national day 130
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My dog is having health issues truly my child 010
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sometimes you see smthng innocuous like 男人中的男人 but the author keeps using it and yeah its a meme and unfortunately it uses ai and strangely its about sephy 000
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026All plants betray me i watered my orchid and a centipede jumped out 040
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Tbh im a little tempted to get this bluray just bc im morbidly curious and 14k ish isnt the craziest price ive seen from jp lmao but am i really -that- curious 000
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026While we are complaining about how global fans abbreviate cn names, i would HATE for ppl to be referring to me as zll lol 020
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The packing box for this book was cute 000
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think about that jp post asking if ppl read 2ha as ni ha or w the cn pronunciation and tbh its cute 011
dewontheshallots.bsky.social @dewontheshallots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Since this poem was referenced in the xiaoshuo i was reading 000
