iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Dr. Ivo my goat you singlehandedly carry this platform glory to the eggman empire

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Delusional depression is the key to success

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

If execs want to scrap something, every dev who worked on it should get one punch per month of time spent on it

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

1-37-0 Spiderman main vibes lmao

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

I know its making him evil but he looks so cool now

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

They look like diary of a wimpy kid versions of themselves

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

The breeding kink will cross any physiological impossibility eventually

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 01/11/2024

Me, now get over here blond boy

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

It won't affect me because I'm not guilty about shooting up heroin

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

That kid who atomizes everything in like a mile around him

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 29/10/2024

I'd buy a cable package in a heartbeat if that's what was on the NFL channel

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 29/10/2024

Fanfiction equivalent of supergluing two magnets together that are violently repulsing the other

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 28/10/2024

'Listen, the writer for this issue didn't read any of your storylines. Just roll with it'

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 28/10/2024

The other bed spontaneously combusts from the power of shut up I said it did

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 28/10/2024

Absolutely heinous act it'd be less gay to tongue a dude

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 28/10/2024

She was the first fanfic writer

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 28/10/2024

No this sounds amazing screw the backburner

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 28/10/2024

A soft coup of the Canon is needed sometimes

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

The closer a router is to looking like the B-2 stealth bomber the better

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

At that point you've just assembled the missing persons menagerie

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

SPORTACUS DOSEN'T SAY BAD WORDS HOW DARE YOU

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

Kept trying to upload a video of James from silent hill hitting a gnarly kick flip and bluesky and it would fully crash the app everytime

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

I hope Capcom sees this and quadruples the monsters in an update

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

Linguistical elevation would straight up save so many stories I've seen

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

I feel like I'm getting roasted by John Mulaney

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

A good time you spoilsport

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

You can't spell diplomacy without whore

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

Yeah our standards are so much lower

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

I don't like being called out this way

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

You cleaning the streets cause them kicks would sweep the block

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

Its a stimulant, no idea what it's stimulating me to do though

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

I see people on here with no major fame having twice the followers of actual streamers and YouTubers its so exhilarating lol

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

That's why we run them over in Hondas instead

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

3 guys try and mug me but I just drop my pants and blind them with overwhelming amounts of semen

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

I tag every story with 'Gary dislikes avocados' so if you see it you know I wrote it

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

I can, shut the hell up I'm trying to sleep

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

Stare them dead in the eyes while imagining the sweatiest sex imaginable

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

Everyone who had to watch it should be entitled to one punch at his solar plexus at the movies premier

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

Its 5 minutes of explaining how the plot ended and 75 minutes of Crowley and Aziraphale fucking

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

Failure to meet 'oooh biiiiiig stretch' quota is grounds for capital punishment

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Dewanzoe @dewanzoe.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

IT is operated solely by people who learned how to fix software out of sheer spite

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