Reposted by Disciple of Perdition
"Sartha."
"All right. And who's on second?"
"Sartha 2."
"What do you mean, Sartha too? How is she on both bases?"
"No, Sartha is on first."
"Right. And second?"
"Sartha 2."
"How?"
"Because she was on First."
"Okay so who's on first now?"
"Sartha."
"Okay lets try this. You've said Sartha
