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devon giehl🐀ratmaker

@devongiehl.bsky.social
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local elf enjoyer Emmy-winning Lead Writer / Producer. The Dragon Prince (Netflix). Elf novelist. Prev Riot. Personal account, unhinged unprofessional and unfiltered. she/her.

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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He also illustrated the Shapes trilogy, which has a similar surreality to it. Honestly I deeply need more kids’ books to embrace these vibes
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Reading Jon Klassen books to my daughter is my one of my favorite Parenting Activities so far. These are all so goddamn good / unsettling / leave so much for a kid (and grown up) to chew on.
Jon Klassen’s The SkullJon Klassen’s I Want My Hat BackJon Klassen’s We Found A HatJon Klassen’s This Is Not My Hat
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
made a sandwich with this bread before i realized its smug ass was covered in mold. fuck you, bread
a slice of wheat bread with a mold pattern that looks infuriatingly like a smiley face. this bread is a piece of shit
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
QRP with your moon art🌙 (haha wow this is old... miss u, bloodborne)
red-tinted fanart of the hunter from bloodborne with the blood red moon in the background
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a lot of parenting so far involves thinking up exciting new pitches to compel the child to do mundane tasks such as: “you can take a pumpkin to the bath. this pumpkin is uhhhh so dirty. it needs a bath just like you” and that’s why there’s a still a tub pumpkin this morning
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the first two are my street lol lmao
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
discovered some haunted ass google maps behavior where if you click around altadena it kinda randomly jumps between pre and post-fire photos. [forced smile] cool
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Face god and walk backwards into hell Torment nexus Moon’s haunted Sheldon the turtle
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
When your big challenge right now is that you’re unsure “which worldview is most in need of criticism or opposition,” you are actually just a useless contrarian with no real conviction or beliefs whatsoever! Hope that helps etc
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A passage from Allen Ginsberg’s HOWL:

Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo! Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Anyway the house we’re rebuilding in Altadena looks like this, so 🤪
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
my evil sister brought over an emulator and introduced my two year old to Gex: Enter the Gecko and now she’s saying shit like “let’s do some Gex”
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
we are rewatching mad men during our parental leave and we finally got to lane pryce’s introduction in season 3. I am simultaneously overjoyed because he’s my favorite but also
dark Mr incredible meme
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This creature is still alive and it’s June (we really thought she was on her way out in late January). She is made of spite.
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
there is nothing wrong with me
My recent searches are just Rommath and Umbric, which says a whole lot about where I’m at mentally
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
i think it's because all the stills during the ending theme are so fucking gorgeous and intimate and joyful??? man, what a show. it came out right before the timeline shifted to the bad one. we didn't deserve it but got it anyway.
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
looking through some of the stuff i managed to salvage after the fire destroyed my PC / hard drive and thank god OneDrive shielded this one from the flames
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It should not be possible to put water holes in the fucking ocean is all I’m saying
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
rombric doodle from the other night i may or may not find any time to finish #umbric #rommath #warcraft
magisters rommath and umbric from world of warcraft. umbric is leaning on rommath's shoulder and gently gripping his arm. rommath looks simultaneously distressed and gay about it
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
let it consume us, then #rommath #umbric #warcraft
fanart of rommath and umbric from world of warcraft. they are on their knees, kissing, with the voidspire looming behind them.
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
anyway here's "germanic warrior looking at a roman helmet," a masculine and morally pure painting with no further implications whatsoever. easily categorized: body positive, non-pornographic. if you thought about a blowjob while perceiving this, that's your fault, and you are a bad person
Germanic Warrior Looking At A Roman Helmet (1902), Osmar Schindler -- a painting where a strong dude is looking down at a helmet and thinking about manly things like murder and battles and war, and definitely not about getting sucked off by another man
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
if you believe these things are easily separated and categorized, i'm sorry, but you're either a child or a puritanical asshole. you are either a tiny intellectual baby or you are demonstrably aligned with "no sex till marriage" type rhetoric
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
remember folks: being aroused is NOT body-positive! :)
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
i have so, so many furious things to say about this but just to scream about one: when corporations declare themselves able to decide what art is or not made specifically for getting off, they are absolutely going to use that power to target even the tamest of queer art first.
screenshot of kickstarter's guidelines on adult content, where "projects created specifically for sexual gratification" is listed as prohibited
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
on some BULLSHIT #rommath #umbric
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
"worldview-altering information. very interesting. i cannot wait to go irritate my, uh, ex.... roommate about it." alright man
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
me getting a positive response to my first doodle since like november last year
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
have not drawn anything in months but i can't stop thinking about this man with the emotional stability of a jenga tower #rommath #warcraft
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Drop your crime fighting Catholics
Alfred from Bloodborne
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Today’s toddler fit
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
i'm doing the campaign very late, and at the risk of being yelled at very loudly by night elf players: this is quite the statement coming from the elves whose many large, special trees have been the source of conflict uhhhh. repeatedly throughout most of azeroth's history
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Animal Crossing outfit of the day by my toddler
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
there are many already in the quotes and replies but i gotta shoutout the hurderer tweet
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
🤝
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
i'm starving
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
ha ha ha ha! what could i possibly be up to! is this an astalor/rommath fic? yes, but also no
A snippet of extremely indulgent World of Warcraft fanfiction that reads: 

Rommath growled, shoving himself up from the table. A stack of papers spilled to the floor as he grabbed Astalor by the collar and threw him hard against the near wall, snarling, “I am not your plaything, Bloodsworn.” 

“You wanted a report,” Astalor reasoned. “Is this not more desirable than anything I could commit to ink and paper? Your particular needs are not unknown to me, Rommath.”
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
well. here's what happened,
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
sorry. i'm sorry. i just have to get it out of my system i swear
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I did the thing really late #my9games Technically HeartGold is my favorite Pokemon game, but the icon for HeartGold/SoulSilver only showed SoulSilver, and that's unacceptable to me
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
A month or so ago we weren't sure if Piper would live long enough to get another haircut, but she is a spiteful and determined creature, so she has once again become Smooth Piper. Behold!
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Some hotel rooms designed by my toddler (she also won’t let me take off the cowboy hat)
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
wehhhhh -- i feel very strongly about this because of all my emotions about the wretched (especially considering TBC kinda just treated them like a nuisance and not as much of a horrifying tragedy in their own right)
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
i want to pretend that my favorite ships are more married than these two, but honestly, these are the most married guys in all of azeroth. no one is this married or will ever be this married ever again
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I guess I'll do a thread for random shit I think about / scream about during Midnight to keep from spamming one-offs -- so uh here's that thread. first of all i can't stop taking screenshots from high-up places with fantastic views
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