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@devon.bsky.social
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
imagine spraying expanding foam into your ass
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
just watched an hour long video on refrigerators
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
man i wish the military industrial complex wasnt so fucking cool
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 25/06/2023
crazy how 2010 was 30 years ago
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
ive been pissing nonstop all day
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 11/06/2023
think i gave myself testicular torsion
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
if you don’t look at least 40% gay is your fit really fire?
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 04/06/2023
@benratkey.com what do we have here 👀
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
just got a costco membership so you know this shit is real
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
@deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com's mute lists are pretty fire i recommend
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
whoever invented root beer needs their peepee sucked expeditiously
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
up to something nefarious
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
these Kirkland Signature percs got me fucked up
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
87% of car crashes are caused by sober drivers but the drunk ones are the problem?
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
no I can’t hang out right now I’m caramelizing onions
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
idk how this Nirvana clothing brand only makes one shirt but stays profitable
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
This is what I tell myself when I get caught putting centipedes in the urinal 💯
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
dudes start tucking their t-shirt into their pants and think theyre a fashion icon
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
just realized cops are called 12 because 9 + 1 + 1
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
Annoying the shit out of people is my only true passion in life
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
ive always wondered why women are the almost sole majority consumers of true-crime/serial killer type media.
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
gin is such an underrated spirit
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
why is protesting so embarrassing to me no matter how much i believe in a cause
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
about to buy a vintage racing jacket and nobody can stop me
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
TIL the guy who invented Ruby on Rails is a professional race car driver
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
wish I was gay
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
pussy so good I said poggers afterwards
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
u and me both
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
This reminded me about how emoji composition works with zero-width joiners. The trans flag is a combination of the white flag emoji 🏳️ and the transgender symbol ⚧️ linked with a ZWJ. Looks like the character limit split it into its parts and only had enough room for the first one.
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
bought this one sweater from urban outfitters that changed the trajectory of my life
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
whos gonna make the first content farming bot to crawl bluesky and screenshot posts for reddit updoots on /r/whitepeoplebluesky
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
gm to all the real ones, cringeposters are sleeping right now
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
thinking back to when I would commit and push my environment variables to public GitHub repos
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
anyone wanna join the bsky Quake server
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
eating sardines straight out the tin
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‏ deepfates @deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com · 04/05/2023
That's great. "uninterested" is the ideal reaction to some other people having a friend group you don't care about
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
anyone else hyped for that Nelson Mandela biopic starring Ryan Gosling?
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
im a hello kitty girl on the inside
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
Life would be so good if i was lobotomized and taken care of by a cute girl
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
wonder what queen elizabeth is up to rn
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
deleting posts i thought were funny after getting 2 likes
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
i am now a light theme convert and i will die on this hill
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
having to write a cover letter completely fucks up my job-applying flow
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
love places where i can order food without talking to anyone
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
Beamposting
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nobody @nobody.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
it's more-so that every time a social media network starts banning "the right people", that somehow almost never remains consistent and within a few years ends up including anyone that's bad for business, ie: sex workers, anarchists & controversial (but not violent) political accounts...
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<Devon 🥣 /> @devon.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
5 follower special, comment and ill put you in my will
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