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Devlan Sheahan

@devlansheahan.bsky.social
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🇫🇷/🇺🇸 attorney in Seattle. Lover of the Packers, music, food, travel, and sleep.

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Devlan Sheahan @devlansheahan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah, he has not been great under pressure this year. This reference to QBR by Bill Barnwell shows what I was getting at - prior to this year, Love has actually been fine under pressure relative to other QBs. If memory serves, advanced metrics have painted a similar story
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Devlan Sheahan @devlansheahan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Album cover of In the Aeroplane Over the Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel
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Devlan Sheahan @devlansheahan.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Reminiscing about how funny this @dril.bsky.social Tweet is.
Dril tweet from May 22, 2012 saying: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
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Devlan Sheahan @devlansheahan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Also a contender.
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Devlan Sheahan @devlansheahan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Dril tweeting: "another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it"
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Devlan Sheahan @devlansheahan.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Stafford's HoF case relies on forgetting just how many meh years he had in Detroit. (1 pro bowl, 0 all-pros) I know some of those teams were pretty bad, but he also had Megatron for his first seven years.
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech painting
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Devlan Sheahan @devlansheahan.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Buddy invited me to the Seahawks 49ers game. This is how I'm gonna be acting:
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Devlan Sheahan @devlansheahan.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
This is an all-time intro from one of my all-time favorite podcasters (@jonmeerdink.bsky.social)
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Devlan Sheahan @devlansheahan.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Me when the Packers sign a washed player:
Tobias from Arrested Development saying "but it might work for us"
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Devlan Sheahan @devlansheahan.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
When future generations are taught the history of the MAGA era, it'll be important to emphasize that it was extremely obvious by 2016—and well before—that Trump was a con man and grifter. And the failure to see these very obvious flaws is a sign of low cultural awareness or low intelligence.
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Devlan Sheahan @devlansheahan.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Lol. Lmao.
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Devlan Sheahan @devlansheahan.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
We found a Packers bar in Kona, and they even have cheese curds on the menu!
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Devlan Sheahan @devlansheahan.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Deeply, deeply stupid
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Devlan Sheahan @devlansheahan.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Idk how widespread the anti sleepover sentiment really is among parents, but it bums me out because some of my favorite memories involve sleepovers.
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Devlan Sheahan @devlansheahan.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
This discourse needs to stop. Between weekly Trader Joe's runs and monthly Costco trips, my partner and I average $110 per week for five breakfasts, lunches, and dinners at home (plus a few snacks). That's less per person for a work week of meals than this person claims to spend for one meal.
Screenshot of a Tweet saying "eating at home costing $60 with time and labor and eating outside costing $56.78. alright."
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Devlan Sheahan @devlansheahan.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
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Devlan Sheahan @devlansheahan.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Much like @jamellebouie.net, I've been pretty agnostic about the Epstein stuff. But Trump visibly freaking out about it has made me a hell of a lot more curious, that's for sure. I mean look at this totally calm and not deranged response:
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Devlan Sheahan @devlansheahan.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Went to Sedona for the first time this past March with my partner. We both fell absolutely in love with it!
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Devlan Sheahan @devlansheahan.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
When you roll a 1 on self awareness.
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Devlan Sheahan @devlansheahan.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
First time in Denver and got to catch a show at Red Rocks. 10 out of 10, such a cool venue. May have to make a trip back to Denver just to see another show.
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Devlan Sheahan @devlansheahan.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
My visceral dislike for Yglesias really crystallized when I saw this Tweet about "freelance traffic enforcement." Such loser behavior.
Tweet from Matt Yglesias
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Devlan Sheahan @devlansheahan.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Me these past two weeks
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Devlan Sheahan @devlansheahan.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
First eggnog of the year 😍
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Devlan Sheahan @devlansheahan.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Yeah baby
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Devlan Sheahan @devlansheahan.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Spotify Wrapped is one of those things I earnestly get very geeked out about.
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