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Mark

@deviousmalcontent.bsky.social
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Systems Programmer, game dev wannabe. Big box & retro collector and someone who still uses floppy disks.

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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This was taken on day 1.
Me at GCAP 2026 on day one.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why does Reddit do this? I get that the OP probably shouldn't have said "fucking" but if you're gonna be the first result on Google be useful, I'm coming here for help, and the moderator removed the post the stupid prick...
Reddit post [ Removed by stupid prick moderator ]
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyway, I'm not the only one who doesn't like it this is my result searching "firefox 157 make ui look like old ui"
Google showing Reddit as first result with caption "New UI looks fucking terrible, how do we go about reverting it"
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i have a solution in the interim for steams new bullshit age restriction policy.
Tall woman to the left with caption overlaid: 
"My girlfriend ordering me violent video games on steam because of new age restrictions",

short guide to the right with caption overlaid:
"Me not having a credit card because I am financially irresponsible"
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Call of Duty Black Ops 3 is a game that is literally installed on my computer right now and that I played only a few months back, I'll fire it up in a second just to see if there's any additional fuckery to be sorted out.
The Call of Duty®: Black Ops III page ready to be played in my steam client, With a last play date of July 14, 2026.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My government doesn't consist of bright people (I get that), this is probably just as frustrating for valve as it is for the majority of the player base, /
Steam store page in a web browser advising the following product Call of Duty®: Black Ops III, is now age restricted material, the text on the page reads: "Valve is required by the Age-Restricted Material App Distribution Services Code to verify that you are 18 or older before accessing mature content. If you wish to do so, please add a valid Australian credit card to your account and afterwards update the Mature Content Preferences."

With a button below that saying "Add a credit card to this account".
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
They're doing this to me at work tomorrow.
Park patron with the name of Mark being held with a pair of tweezers over a large body of water in the game RollerCoaster Tycoon Classic being played on an Xbox Series X in a living room setting displayed on a large screen TV in the year 2026.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
me in an aged care facility
An image collage of the Simple Rick Wafers scene from Rick and Morty, but instead of playing a clip from Ricks past, it is playing a clip of Homer choking Bart from The Simpsons.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Also, I wanted to post and laugh at this text here "To launch on the EA app download the game through Steam." It would be preferable if I could remove the EA app from the equation, but this is the compromise.
Steam game library that unfortunately has to use the EA app to launch certain titles, hovering over games that were purchased on steam displays the text "To launch on the EA app download the game through Steam."
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
When I got my 2080 TI GPU back in 2020? It came with a copy of Anthem, among other games, never actually got around to playing it, now I can't lol. I don't tend to buy live service games, and this is always a good reminder why.
The EA play client delivering the bad news that the game anthem has been removed from my library, dialogue box with text saying "Anthem is no longer downloadable or playable through the EA app."
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Spotify was an *OK* service with its quirks (I won't say it was ever great, but it was OK at best), that was until the app stop working a few minutes ago, and I could not login to it anymore, Now I just miss the days of owning music on my PC, I guess I'll just WMP for a while... 🤷‍♂️ RIP Spotify.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
FIREBLU spotted in Computational Complexity Theory, Techniques, and Applications by Robert A. Meyers (2011, Hardcover), in Volume 2, Evolutionary Game Theory, page 2022 - 1023! 😳
Picture of book Computational Complexity Theory, Techniques, and Applications by Robert A. Meyers (2011, Hardcover) Volume 2, showing  Evolutionary Game Theory, pages 2022 - 1023, depicting the FIREBLU texture asset from the video game Doom.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
On the free book trolly today. (did not disappoint!)
Optimization Techniques and Applications. Volume 1. (ISBN-10: 981-02-1986-5)
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Visiting the old neighbourhood, and walking around the block while my Korean fried chicken is being made be like: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dZc...
View from a local fish and chip shop, peering out into a pink vista sunset with the silhouette of power lines contrasting the scene.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I worked adjacent to a library that had a free book trolley, every month or so it would be based on theme, that's where I got this gem from...
Book of Microsoft on Trial Legal and Economic Analysis of a Transatlantic Antitrust Case
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
[X] Because you're watching the series and don't want any spoilers but we're too fucking stupid to put that in as an option...
YouTube dialogue option to hide videos.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
While I was out, on a whim today I picked up the blu-ray box set collection of Better Call Saul, because I was sick of chasing it around on different streaming services.
The blu-ray box set collection of Better Call Saul
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
So, it turns out this event was TGX (www.thegameexpo.com), not quite fully indie as I was expecting, but still quite new and niche and fun! - and I got to play a bunch of upcoming titles and meet some game devs...
The game expo (TGX) banner.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Big samitch
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
OpenBSD puffy plush!
taxidermy puffer fish
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Who says we lost the emu war? It was never about finding eWMDs (Emu weapons of mass destruction), or toppling over a vicious Emu dictator, no, it was purely a resource war, and we're now the ones with the emu oil...
Box of Emu Oil, sitting on a shelf...
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
PlayStation 2 on the other hand...
Picture of a girl laying down in the grass with her head to the dirt, caption:

"We still talk about you"

and underneath all the dirt is a glorious PlayStation 2.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
"Where were you? you missed today's morning stand up..."
A Wojak with stubby beard and glasses pointing at a sign that says offline out of office while wearing and out of office hat and out of office T-shirt.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
That's new!? and I didn't even know blue sky had DMs lol!
Age verification fuckry that isn't even a requirement in my region at this stage, blue skies bunch of pussies.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Thank you daddy Spotify for doing what Windows Media Player could do back in 2008 🙏 (Note, only available to premium members, the standard shuffle that is...)
A picture of the Spotify user interface with the option to turn off smart shuffle bullshit,

Hopefully this turns off the abysmal shuffling algorithm that Spotify uses...
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Face palming over this line, turns out Xcode puts debug binaries (dot exe's) in a weird directory, I suppose a symlink would have fixed it, but couldn't decipher why easy code didn't work, until I changed it to this abomination...
Xcode IDE on MacBook Pro with shit code.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
you guys with your "merge conflicts" and your "git hub" need to chill out, alright?
A t-shirt with the text commit or die trying on the back of it.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
post gym snack. 💪
Big samitch
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
"I hope this email finds you well..." How the email finds me:
A screenshot from the Alfred character profile page from the website michaelsbedroom.com a fan site dedicated to the TV show Johnson & Friends, an Australian children's television series from the 1990s.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
How the fuck is a 4-hour long YouTube video considered a YouTube short? Just call it a God damn vertical video at that point! What the fuck? Can't believe we lost the dislike button for this...
Screenshot of a YouTube short that is about 4 hours in length.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Me: "Oh wow, this food is amazing." gf: "yeah, I doubled the recipe and put Tou-cans in it..." Me: "Really? I would have settled for chicken, but exotic bird is fine by me." gf: Literally GF's face rn.
A toucan with a detachable beak making a funny face.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Hi There! I'm Cortana
John Romero's about to make you scratch a really big itch!
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Just ask the AI to do the Zoom... 🤷‍♂️
A chat message from my partner showing the "Ask Rove AI" button interfering with the zoom out functionality as a result of a rushed implementation from Atlassian.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Pics for proof, this is what it says, and the soul reason I logged into this godforsaken website...
A website HTML edit control showing the text "Editing your links is only available on mobile. Visit the Instagram app and edit your profile to change the websites in your bio."
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
No one: SysAdmins in Australia right now. #AusPol
Hmm... I don't agree with his "GitHub banning policy",

but I do approve of his "Jira banning policy".
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Oh yeah, nothing beats the feeling of a fresh Windows 11 install, having a whole 150 megabytes to work with! 😃
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Samitch!
Big sandwich.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
My little bean. ❤️ (Gone but not forgotten. )
A cat sat on the mat.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
"Neon genesis Avon sales man", For some reason this was just on my phone and it seems fitting to put it here...
A Neon genesis next to an Avon sales man.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
mood.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
My brain so very cooked rn.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Bezziah!
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
My phone reminded me of this very friendly cat that I saw in Venice a few years ago... 🙂 #CatDistributionSystem
A cat standing by the doorway in an alley while a lady wearing leopard skin pants walks byon the streets of Venice.Tuxedo coloured cat brushes past my leg and my New Balance size 12 880 shoes, My left foot is visible in this photo, on the streets of Venice.Tuxedo coloured cat with tail in the air and bum clearly visible on the streets of Venice.Tuxedo coloured cat resting near doorway next to a gas access hole on the streets of Venice.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Beff!
Beef ribs cooking on an open flame grill offset smoker
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I find it kind of amusing that Minecraft has only ever been translated to 87% English, the Australian Variant that is...
A notification message advising English - Australia is 87% translated! Want to help translate? Go to the external link Crowdin.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
And I had to check to make sure I wasn't getting billed for it.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Seeing this pop-up appear when I tried to access some files on my OneDrive genuinely send shivers down my spine...
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
me irl
Me in the fridge at 2am when my partner turns on the light...
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
da Boss sent me a ticket to figure out why Bro's camera don't werk... 🤷‍♂️
Screenshot of the Windows 11 camera app, displaying a picture of a VLC media player witch hat in real life, being viewed through a very old webcam.
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Mark @deviousmalcontent.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Here is an odd thing I found for copilot O365, it seems adding a simple FFS to the end of an email prevents copilot from generating summaries, FFS stands for file forwarding services in this context. Add an FFS address if you don't want your emails summer-isable by LLMs. 👍
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