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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I can't wait to get that $5k check. I'm going to put it in my bank account just like I did with the #DOGE savings check.

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Me: Reports campaign violation bc candidate does not have proper info on their yard signs Election board: we are dismissing your complaint since you did not provide an address for the candidate. Me: I do not have an address for the candidate BECAUSE IT IS NOT ON THEIR SIGN LIKE IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I had a Wood Thrush in my backyard this morning, he likes the berries on my tree. I've never seen one in my yard before.

Wood Thrush bird with brown feathers, white under belly speckled with brown.

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I too wish I had a $1 million retirement house, instead I'm wondering if I'll ever be able to retire . . . bluewaterhealthyliving.com/news/local-n...

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My mother spent the night in ER Wednesday night in a hallway next to a woman who was screaming "I'm dying" and then did.

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My sister really likes the who is running for MI AG Sister: I really like him Me: Here is an article that shows he was up to shady sh*t Sister: You can't believe anything you read! Me: In this case you can as the article was written by a friend of mine and they are a highly respected journalist

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm voting for Abdul because he is qualified AND to piss off the construction workers in my neighborhood.

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The look on Mamdani's face when he walks towards the cameras 😆, he's thinking "this can't end soon enough"

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Code for: I am building a huge bunker and I don't intend to leave it

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me, to construction guy filling up the excavator: Wow, it takes Diesel right? Him: Yup. Me: So that's what, over $6 a gallon now? Him: $6.79 a gallon Me: Ouch, that's gotta hurt 😉

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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

She deserves that dog: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Construction workers on my street: 1. are registered to vote 2. won't vote 3. won't vote for Muslims (they added "have you seen Dearborn?") 4. don't think voting matters And it's very interesting how defensive they got with me when all I asked was whether they were registered to vote.

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Shake My Head

ALT: Shake My Head

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Mackaracka @mackaracka.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Theres still a couple days left to file a comment

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Me to construction crew ripping up my street all week: I took today off because I'm stripping <pause> furniture #FridayFun

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The #cat had to pay the #CuddleTax before he was given a treat. He's not sure how he feels about that, he claims hates cuddling but his purring gave him away.

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I can't wait for the graffiti on that stupid arch

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The only up side of high #gas prices is the hot rods have stopped terrorizing the city

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

While the male construction workers hid in their cars as a storm blew through (lots of trees down). I watched 2 high school cheerleaders walk home from school in it.

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Boss: I know it's late and I missed the morning deadline but here is that map I need 90 color copies of. Me: You are the reason I day drink.

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

They worked so hard to make America a better place for us

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Every day North Wildlife Rescue in Texas posts an obit for their opossum who plays dead and I can't handle it

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Possum Playing Dead

ALT: Possum Playing Dead

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

it's important to have diversity . . .

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

But maybe we should rename them to something else . . . P ontiac E rie D etroit O ntario #GreatLakes

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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

It’s Lake Ontario.

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I'm not turning on the news tomorrow, I'm kinda scared now.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 25/08/2026

Two paths diverged in the woods and America took the psychopath.

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I'm an American rooting for Canada in this

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Current convo with #dog: Dog: It's thunder booming out Me: You can hide under the bed Dog: No, I need you to hang out under the bed with me Me: I don't fit Dog: You must sit on the floor and try to coax me out

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Ran into a very emotionally defensive developer this week who is very angry with me for calling him out. He told me to keep his name out of my mouth. The custom grill for my teeth arrives next week.

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Jeon Somi's Golden Smile

ALT: Jeon Somi's Golden Smile

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Dear neighbors, rest assured I am not getting railed as I scream "F**K ME THIS IS HARD". I am trying to put on a sports bra.

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

IDK why people freak out over Muslim candidates or Progressive Dems. We need diversity in politics.

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Actual video of me avoiding work on a daily basis

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Getting a sticker for bulk item pick up is an issue in this city. No one answers the phone, portal isn't working, and my suggestion of dragging it into the intersection and setting it on fire is gaining traction. #WednesdayWisdom

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

"S", the neighbor puts old mattress at the curb Me: What in the white trailer park trash is that? Neighbor: It's my old mattress and that is a rust stain Me messaging other neighbor: S murdered someone and is trying to get rid of the evidence!

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Ancestry: we found a hint about your mother! Me: Hmmm, let me call her

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

USS Lincoln has been deployed since January 2026, SEVEN months. Even in #WWII when my dad served on an LST in the #Navy they were never deployed for that length of time. I don't care how much technology has changed, that's some BS.

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

code for "I need to build my bunker so they can't remove me when my term is up"

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Posted to my local bike group page about a group ride I wanted to do. Got a DM from one of the group admins (WM) asking me if I have ever organized a bike event with them, have I ever ridden with them, etc. I deleted the post and left the group. Dude, I just want to f*cking bike ride 🙄

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Cute Cat Riding Bicycle with Rat

ALT: Cute Cat Riding Bicycle with Rat

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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

The jokes will write themselves . . . .

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