Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is an image from Ann Wagner’s congressional ad. Dem candidate Fred Wellman is a West Point graduate and Desert Storm veteran who lost his wife in a car accident when she was 7 months pregnant. Wagner displays pictures of Wellman laughing over claims he “wants boys in girl’s sports.” And this— 2156
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Dang it. I forgot to wish everyone a Happy Devil’s Tower Day yesterday. On Sep 24, 1906, Teddy Roosevelt declared the first National Monument. 0223
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 21/09/2026New ARG poll on Trump: 29% overall approval, 26% on handling of economy. Trump is now roughly the same amount underwater as the Titan submersible. 16210
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If everything you build is actually a secret weapon launcher, you may be a supervillain . 2181
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Not that I have any faith in the knuckleheads using these platforms, but opinions about which party will control the Senate seem to have shifted strongly in the last few days. 3202
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Somehow Palpatine came back to the White House. 7353
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If our failing food security has been keeping salads off your plate, there is an easy answer. This pot of butter crunch lettuce is less than a month old. Nothing is easier to grow. It thrives at room temperature and just needs some light from a window. I have six more growing in my basement. 50904145
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Hmm. People should welcome data centers. Trade war with our closest ally. Endless war in the Middle East. Insisted everyone should act like it’s my name on the ballot. What else … what else? Time to declare War on Christmas! 4172
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I’m also happy to see that the USGS still hasn’t deigned to notice the royal snit. 1120
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If you switch your search to DuckDuckGo, it seems you also get a map from this universe. Right now, it really does seem to be just Google. 3161
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Waze is still on the side of reality when it comes to lakes. ( Though their solution with the Gulf of Mexico seems to be just not showing any name.) 240
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 01/09/2026But it’s not like Apple hasn’t gotten out the knee pads before. 060
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 31/08/2026In the 1990s, when “Left Behind” eschatology was at its peak, you had to really strain to make it work by looking for obscure symbols, making huge logical leaps, and pretending that the UN actually ran the world. What happened to all those people who could discover The Beast in a healthcare plan? 1172
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Osprey hung around to scan the lake through the morning, then darted down and nabbed a couple of sunfish that he carried back to a tree to eat. 080
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Venezuela produces heavy, sour crude oil with a high sulfur content. It’s dark, thick and sticky; hard to pump and to refine. The strategic reserve contains light, mostly sweet oil with half the sulfur of VNZ crude. Adding VNZ oil to the SPR would ruin both the oil and the storage facilities. 53811
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 30/08/2026A Little Blue Heron showed up at my lake. But I mistook it for a Snowy Egret until I got close enough to see that the size and beak were wrong. (Sorry for the photo quality. IPhone while paddling a kayak) 0303
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Has anyone considered the possibility that Natalie Harp actually hates Donald Trump? 3140
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Watching 1957 movie “The Monster that Challenged the World.” There’s an entire scene devoted to how they can’t locate a map of an underground river because the proposition to fund the local library was voted down. Moral: If you don’t want to be eaten by giant vampire snails, vote “yes” on Prop L. 2446
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Last month, Trump pulled the Strategic Petroleum Reserve to its lowest point since 1983, with experts warning that taking more oil risks damaging storage facilities. Naturally, Trump responded by taking more oil. Because if he stops, oil prices will rise even more. 32814
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 18/08/2026If it wasn’t already obvious that I have no life … 190
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 15/08/2026These guys appreciate the neighbor’s industrial grade boat dock. It gives them some shade, an easy spot to build nests, and a good view of the lake. 1140
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 13/08/2026In Florida, Ron DeSantis declared that it was okay to murder protesters with your car if they made you nervous. “If you hit one of these people, that’s their fault for impinging on you.” 072
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 11/08/20261) Since when is it “Jim Henson’s Count Chocula?” 2) What dark wizardry transformed the Count from ink to felt? 3) Does this mean there are two rival vampire Counts in Muppetland? 261
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Though it’s far from the most important point, one of these Americas features a man who understands the proper use of apostrophes. 0181
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Two different Americas. One of Ballroom Republicans wearing clothes that the average American couldn’t buy with a month’s salary. One of progressive Democrats enjoying the kind of restaurant American families visit every day. Also, in one of these Americas, is a wife who clearly loves her husband. 2231
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 07/08/2026It's as if they sat down to think "How could we make everyone's life worse and more complicated in a way that will also make people angry over the most trivial thing? Hey, how about we get rid of all the pennies, but not change how things are priced or taxed?" 2103
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 02/08/202614 years ago, I wrote an iPad game where you could design fighting robots and program them by soldering chips onto circuit boards. It got very few downloads, and vanished from the App Store after a couple of years. But I had fun making it. 721813
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 28/07/2026“Cameron” Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles 160
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Diane Lane in “Streets of Fire.” Ellen Aim and the Attackers is also the best fake film band. 010
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Even when posting something this ugly, Trump can’t be honest for a moment. The Venezuela kidnapping operation? War. The ongoing multinational war with Iran? “Military conflict.” Trump’s even afraid of Mike Johnson and the sycophant Congress. That’s top-notch cowardice. 0111
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Bruce Taylor, CEO of Taylor Farms which is suspected to be connected to the cyclosporine outbreak, is a big Republican donor with at least 14 recent donations >$10K across multiple states. … 109541
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Understand that, when I bought them, all these varieties had names. Except I forgot them. If you notice some are in daylily jail, that’s because the deer find them very tasty. 050
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 16/07/2026After years of foolishly buying “just a few more,” we have over 100 varieties of daylily. Some will still be blooming into the fall, but July is probably the peak. Here are a few. 3140
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 04/07/2026“All the armies of Europe and Asia...could not by force take a drink from the Ohio River or make a track on the Blue Ridge in the trial of a thousand years. No, if destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of free men we will live forever or die by suicide.” 0164
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Remember folks, Missouri natives pronounce the state “Misery.” 1161
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 02/07/2026What’s amazing in these posts by Cruz and Graham is that they utterly ignore what Mamdani actually wrote. It’s almost as if they think their brainless followers will just repeat what they say without even looking two lines down. 2142
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Tuesday's casualty report from Ukraine is utterly typical of the last four months. - High casuaties. Russia losing people at an unsustainable rate. - Few armor losses. Few tanks remaining. - Medium range drones are increasing used against vehicles ferrying supplies behind the front lines. 0132
Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 28/06/2026The air in St. Louis has gone beyond “soupy.” It’s like gelatin. The kind you get from boiling bones. I think it’s my bones. And they are still boiling. 6463