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MikeyT00

@devilmikey.bsky.social
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I came here because Twitter sucks, stayed because it's fun. Well, most of the time.

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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 4h
It's like how we used to joke you couldn't find a Bush voter between 2006-2008.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 4h
We also know that this shit is stacked against us and if we miss and we're the wrong side of the political spectrum? They will use it as an excuse to hurt even more people. So, if you do feel so inclined to take justice into your own hands. Do some range time. Not that I am advocating anything.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 5h
I think the blueprint is New York and Mamdani. Just solve a bunch of little problems and tell people CONSTANTLY that you are doing that. Having every presidency be one or two big things with a whole lot of nothing in between makes it seem like your doing a whole lot of nothing.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 12h
I worked as a parking lot attendant for a few years. I've seen stupid you wouldn't believe. People smashing their own windows because they locked their keys in their car. People ready to stab me for towing their car I didn't tow and they were just too stupid to remember where it was. So much stupid.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 12h
It's a literally insane thing to say with a straight face. It was the most exciting thing on the planet and everybody embraced and loved it. Some older people stamped their feet, sure, but no one actually gave a shit what they thought.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 12h
It's an insane argument when millennials are just starting to seep into the political structure but there are so few as to be meaningless with a few exceptions like Mamdani. Gen Z has basically zero representation politically. So, how exactly did we do this? With what power did we wield this demise?
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 13h
Seems someone in the comments did the research for them. He only voted in 2016 and 2024 and because he didn't vote in a primary his party affiliation is blank. Me thinks he's a lying little bitch.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 13h
If you were a low info voter and Trumps "drain the swamp" talk convinced you in 2016 then fine as long as you went on to vote Biden and Harris. I'll accept your redemption. 2020/2024? You fucking knew what you were doing and you are just mad because Gas and Food are expensive for you personally.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 13h
One of the biggest positive changes to comedy in the 2020's is that improv became mainstream. Turns out needing to work with other people all the time to make other people laugh results in a lot less asshole behaviour.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 13h
The 2nd movie also kicks ass. Watching them back to back is a hell of a way to kill a Sunday afternoon.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Honestly, that might explain all the weird bruising he has. Taking large doses of Aspirin all the time is hell on your stomach, kidneys and can make you bruise really easily. Dude must be wracked with stomach ulcers and his kidneys must be begging for mercy.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A lot also stayed home in 2018/2022. Dems perform perfectly well, even when they are in power, when Trump isn't on the ballot. Trump may have done generational damage to the Republican party by turning it into the party of Trump. Now a lot of them will not show up when he isn't there to vote for.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You're just never getting 2-3 time Trump voters. This isn't 2020 any more. You can't win back low info people who maybe fell for Trumps anti-corruption "drain the swamp" message. You either already won them back 6+ years ago or they are GONE.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dems need to be constantly telling people what they are doing for them. Literally every day blasting every social media platform the incredible thing they did that day. Mamdani has delivered the blueprint on how to remain popular after you are elected and it's simply telling people you did a thing.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Given he's a grade A grifter who makes a living peddling BS supplements, I'm very dubious he's actually doing this.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The best part is that kid is way to old for this kind of lame trite political photo op. No shit you're having trouble picking him up you idiot, he looks like he's 8 or something. Find a baby or toddler you goof.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So many new translations for old retro Japanese games and like 90% of them are AI tool assisted and it fricken sucks. Especially when it's a translation that's been in the works for before 2022.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is really relieving when Trump hyper fixates on nothing issues like this and is shooting his own people for a few days. A brief respite.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
$100 bucks to grandma. That'll do it. My theory is that his $5000 dollar bribe went over like a lead balloon among his constituency because for more than half a century R's have been taught needing government assistance is a literal moral failing. Doesn't matter if even Trump is the one offering.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Used to be that you'd be pumped a movie had a good box office because it meant you would probably get more of that thing you liked in the future or at least the people you liked in said thing would be getting more work. That was about the extent of it.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just think a lot of rich people live in a fantasy land where this is still just some polite disagreement about how the tax dollars are spent. Not one side being literal actual fucking capital N Nazi's.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't really care to follow any celebs online so I am constantly blind sided by some celebs being MAGA. Random white dude celebs? Sure, I can always buy that but sometimes a Danny Trejo comes along and it's like "Huh, gonna be honest, didn't see that one coming."
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Generally speaking, when someone comes along and writes a new constitution it's generally not the people you want writing a new constitution. That comes later after much death and suffering and even then it's a solid chance it's just a new group of people you also don't want writing it.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I feel like we have the technology to solve this but we choose not to use it.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now that I think about it Chewie also fought for the republic against the separatists in the prequels. You know, a totally apolitical thing to do. Then said republic became the empire turned on him and enslaved him and his people. I'm thinking Chewie might not have been apolitical after all.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I only saw Solo once so I might be completely wrong but wasn't Chewie canonically an imperial slave in Solo? Like, that's how the two met? Chewie is kind of a giant asshole if he's apolitical about the organisation that enslaved not only him but his entire people.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I dunno, I think this is about reminding their side what they did for them. Get them motivated to not just stay home on election day. I think dems are already about as motivated as they can possibly be so I don't think this moves the needle there.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's like some people still live in the fantasy world where the political divide is about minor disagreements on how tax dollars should be appropriated for the arts instead of one side being literal actual factual Nazis.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I do get a sense that while they are both fascists Zuck is one of convenience while Elon is a true believer. I think it could either way for Elon. He might thrash pretty hard, maybe even step directly into politics further, or he might just cry about it and comply.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Zuckerberg is probably correct. Meta is an absolute mess of a company and Zuck keeps releasing unpopular failing things. Metaverse lost 50-70 billion, the pervert glasses flopped, the stuffed spy toy isn't far behind and their AI business is easily somehow the most mismanaged disaster of the bunch.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Judging by the trailers this seems about right. Movie looks ugly as sin.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Folks who can discard pets on a whim are people I'm immediately suspect of.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Less lost than Bosses thought they could replace the people who know things with people who don't know things they can pay pennies and an AI. They were sold a fantasy and it's coming home to roost.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Isn't that because it's incredibly hard to do because AI is basically random? You have no guarantee a prompt is going to give you anything useful with any consistency so how can you accurately predict how much a person could need? Each prompt is basically like pulling the lever on a slot machine.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Really a very good demonstration of how both parties are terminally online. Hasan has an audience of a few hundred thousand consistent viewers and plenty of it is right wing hate watching. He is, in the grand scheme of things, an absolute small fry. Such a weird person to pick out of a hat for this.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh, wasn't accusing you of anything. You're just stating facts. I'm informed now. Thanks for that. Just disappointed at the situation. Sigh.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I dunno, if my friend started acting and saying the things Kid Rock has done I would probably sever ties. I guess it doesn't matter, Eminem is a legend so none of this is going to really affect him but it still seems kind of like a poor decision to work with someone so utterly radioactive.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's because literally everyone bought way way more chips than they could actually deploy and now they need to get that shit off the books fast. Turns out data centers don't just pop up overnight and people are fighting tooth and nail to see they don't get built at all. AI is pop pop poppin.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wait, is Eminem MAGA? Why would any self respecting artist collaborate with Kid Rock?
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean it's as good a theory as any. Trump seems to hate Paxton purely because he's not conventionally attractive.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My knowledge of this isn't amazing and it's been a while but isn't this like exactly what caused a ton of trouble for companies during the dot com bubble?
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
These MF's aren't prepared for me. My fiber intake is borderline criminal and I eat in high volume.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean two years ago Canada becoming a quasi EU member would have been laughed at. It's weird times.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm also going to be rude as hell when I run into an American sporting plates from a red state. Maybe you didn't vote for him but statistically you probably did and are lying so sorry bud but fuck you and go home.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Honestly, Kindle is super late to the game on this particular thing. Pretty much every other major E-reader has one. I know for me it's nice to be able to lay in bed, use an articulating arm to position the reader over my head and just lay back and read.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Assuming it's even true. They keep saying this over and over yet financially speaking they don't seem to ever be getting any closer to anything resembling profitability. At this point whenever I see positive news regarding AI costs I'm just waiting for the announcement of another investor round.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have very vivid memories of how weed was talked about before legalisation became the norm in a lot of places. It was basically the panacea to everything according to everyone including literally curing cancer. Now? The legal industry still peddles snake oil but it's nothing like how it used to be.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Much like Mamdani, there aren't any images of her that show her looking angry or menacing. I can assure you that it drives them nuts that they have to use images like this in their hit pieces.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly, this describes the vast majority of point and clicks of the 80's/90's. I genuinely don't know how some games were meant to be beat other than pure repetition and blind luck.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bold strategy, lets see how it pans out.
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