iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

there are so many beautiful things in this world. at this very moment, a baby bird is taking its first tenative flight out into the world. and yet instead of that, I have to go to work

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Going 2 b adding another little seal in my band of little seals that follow me around and attack people on command, looking for name suggestions

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Great news: I'm now creating a new type of bug. It's called the orb bug and well. Yeah. You guessed it. It's an orb

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Adam 🪿 @vexnir.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

kitty in flower paradise!! 🌸💐🌼🌷🌹🪻 #art #caturday #cuteart

Photo of an illustration spanning two sketchbook pages, drawn in neocolor wax pastels, a bunch of which surround the artwork. The art depicts a cute white cat with a big pink bow on its neck, sitting among many colorful flowers. There’s a little yellow butterfly on the cat’s tail, and the cat is looking towards it.

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

[dangling precariously over an open pit full of knives] Yea OSHA is suuuuper overbearing, it doesn't take a genius to just like, be safe in a workplace. Hey you guys got any snacks btw? Guy who actually works here: Who are you and where did you get all those knives

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

spider in my bedroom: ...ok so are you going to kill me or what me: jesus christ man give me one minute PLEASE [goes back to my hyperrealistic oil painting of the spider as a half naked anime lady]

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Me: Ahh, what a crisp and refreshing morning! Love to sip on my coffee and enjoy the fresh air. The wizard I have trapped in my basement: Ten thousaand curses on your bloodline for this!!!

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

me: no. shut the fuck up. if you ever say anything bad about eggs (the food) ever again I will destroy you my boss: uh

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

anyone else notice that it cold out there??????? world ending FOR SURE this time

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Some day the fucker who keeps leaving wet leaves on my car when I park it under their favorite tree or whatever is going to be SORRY.

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

if I was dead I wouldge be sad

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Do you guys think deers are really real

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Every day is "girl" "summer" when your this swag

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Me: Uhmmm actually all food is morally neutral, you've just been brainwashed by purity culture 🥰🥰🥰 Guy watching me eat soap in a Denny's: 😬

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

No idea what fandom this is but kidkiller is simply the funniest ship name in the entire world

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Red string of fate? More like black string of hate. Starbucks guy screwed up my order again 🙄

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝 🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝 🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝 🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝 🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝 🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝 🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

they shoudl invent a version of ponds with ducks that doesnt get you sososo sopping wet with mud when you try to go and pet them

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

I do honestly think every one of my problems could be solved by a sufficiently large trauma to the head

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

But doctor. The patient needs girlkisses to live! 🥺

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épopée romanesque @vertin.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

this milk tastes like shit

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Reallll we should all go attack the sun

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Omg has anyone ever told you your eyes are soooo beautiful haha. Ok now follow me into this abandoned cistern 🥰

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Ough just like that 😫 Yesss right there 😋🔥💯💯💯 [Camera zooms revealing a mouse stacking grains in a little pile 50 meters away from me]

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

any girls in my area? I need someone to help move a vast quantity of dirt

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Daily reminder to drink some water!!! 💦 💦 💦 Or the ghouls will get you 👻

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Everyone's all "unhinged VTuber" this, "wild VTuber moments" that. I'm SICK of it! 😡 That's right. I'm in my hinged era. Going to be filing my taxes on stream 📝👍

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Whenever I walk by someone's garden that's unattended it's just like hell yes. Yummy treat for me. Four (4) raspberries 🍓

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

I love to ripping and tearing a full head of lettuce with my hands and teeth 🥰🥰🥰🥰 ‼️‼️HATERS DO NOT INTERACT‼️‼️‼️

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Had a dream where I was some kind of two metre tall ancestral sword-saint who protected generations upon generations of a noble family's scions with my scythelike blades. This probably means nothing soooo like it's whatever hahaha. Girls

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

I'm trying to commune psychically with this scorpion, can anyone tell me what it meams when it waves its little claws at me? Thanks 👍

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

I don't need to do drugs to get high. I simply go outside and an angel descends from the heavens, taps me on the forehead with a single finger, and then I can see shrimp colors. Life is beautiful 💞💞💞

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Hate it when I open a pack of Oreos intending to just eat one or two and then five hours later I wake up in the woods of Estonia being hunted by the Watcher

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Uhhhm ackshually 🤓☝️ Every bug on earth is one of God's beautiful creatures including and ESPECIALLY wasps. Cope and seethe about it

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Wishing you a very Wednesday evening Wednesday!!! 💖💖💖

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Hell is all about proving you're HARDCORE. When they poke me with a pitchfork and roast me in the fire I say HELL YEAH 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Thanks past me, very helpful 😭

A screenshot of a digital art file's layer structure. One layer name is circled in red: "todo: fix this part"

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Thank you for the explanation, now I can integrate this into my worldview while actually understanding it :D

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

I don't understand at least half of these words but I'm still going to integrate this into my worldview immediately

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

In the outdoors, there are many cute little guys called "insects". You can tame and befriend them with fruits and vegetables. Follow this account for more facts about the world! 🌍🌍👍

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

MAGICAL STARSIGN MAGICAL STARSIGN MAGICAL STARSIGN

The box art for Magical Starsign on the Nintendo DS. A boy and a girl drawn in an old-school anime aesthetic against a starry sky with spaceships.

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Your girl is like "Pyon~!" but I am like "Pyu~!" And this is why you will never be on my level.

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

My cryptic ass is always getting misunderstood. I don't worry about that shit though. Too busy worrying about the ominous moon

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Haha yeah I only post bangers. This is great everyone on this app loves me *puts my phone down and stares into camera* This could be you! For the low low price of black mold poisoning

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JADE @devilishjade.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

I would rather die than not eat this egg

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