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Frank Castle || Parody

@devildogshunter.bsky.social
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Once upon a time, a soldier lived through hell so that he could come home and be free of it all. Except, unfortunately for that soldier, Hell became his home.

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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
handyman with projects." Finally releasing her, Frank slid into his seat a bit heavily, fingers wrapping almost immediately around the still warm and steaming mug of coffee. "Thank you for this, by the way. Been too long since I've had anything other than shit coffee and canned food."
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
As a part of the 'always alright' club himself, Frank knows the tone but doesn't pry. If she wanted to share further, she would. So for now, he'll take the 'alright' at face value. "If you ever need any help with the fixing portion, you let me know. I was-- and still am, sometimes-- a bit of a
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
finally comes to him and weighs him down. This exhaustion is soul deep and not something coffee can necessarily fix, but a hug *and* coffee, well. . . that could certainly at least make a dent in the feeling. "You been alright?" He asked, murmured against her shoulder.
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
In a rare show of exhaustion, of affection, of whatever this may be, Frank steps into her arms and rests his head on her shoulder, eyes closed for a moment of peace. When he stops and drops off the grid, it's like every moment and every hurt and ache all rush into him and every sleepless night
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
"I do. You do too-- or at least the other boys do and you're just mainly along for the ride," Frank chuckled, absently offering his hand out for Steven. "I promise that I'll tell you if I have to drop off grid again."
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
"Worried cus I haven't shown my face around anywhere for a while?" Frank snorted lightly, brow raised a bit. Guy like him, sometimes he needed to lay low. Still, it'd be good probably to tell the people that cared about him in the future.
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Usual place, usual time, usual suspects. Sounds great honestly.
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
He could probably go for both, but maybe just the coffee for now. He's exhausted. It's been a long all the time everyday.
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"Hello Steven," Frank called, that soft smile that was reserved for the British man appearing on his face.
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Probably because he wasn't around much when she arrived to the new venue. Glad that the atrocity is remedied on both sides. He's quite pleased to see her in general.
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Margo Lane | Parody @belchiaroscuro.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
“You can’t run from the Shadow, but you can invite it to dance.” ~ Margo Lane ~ 21+ #SmutlessRP ~ #TheShadow #DC #Marvel ~ #Noir ~ MV/Selectively MS Penned by #Scripturient
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
for Margo, well. . .she earned all those smiles from the many hardships she'd faced.
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"Pleasure's mine, I'm sure," he replied with a more relaxed look. Easier to be trusting of someone who knew Steven and Margo— they were both really good judges of character, and if they knew this Sigyn, he didn't have to be too on guard. "Steven's just easy to excitement. He's joy incarnate." As
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"S'alright. By others, you mean. . .?" Specifically Steven or Margo is the hope, but others beyond that would be just fine as well. "Name's Frank, by the way but I suppose you know that."
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Frank snorted and raised a brow in question. "Hey?"
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Dorky Duo Games || Baldo & LB @baldoandlb.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
youtu.be/UVhf6LwV_GQ?... Part 2 of Faefarm is LIVE!! (well, not live, but like— go watch it! please 🥹) And please forgive the crackly audio 😅 don't know what happened to the mic, will try to have it fixed for part 4! (because we recorded part 3 at the same time) #cozygaming #faefarm #letsplay
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
//just putting it out there that I would like to get lost in writing again but I'm not exactly sure where to start 😅 so if anyone wants to get lost with me, let me know!
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Frank chuckled at his phone, finally kicking his boots off before throwing himself down in his arm chair. > Yeah, Steven, you are. I care about you
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
> Busy people don't have a lot of time for a lot of things, but the good kinda busy people *make* time for important things He doesn't question Steven's logic. He's got an odd way of thinking about things, but it always comes from the heart. > You're important, if you didn't get the drift
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Has been away on a job, but when he has finally returned he finds what seems like an offering shrine. There's some cookies and also a flower, and there's only one British sweetheart he can picture leaving such things behind for him. [Text to: The Boys] > Forget you have my number, Steven?
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Steven Grant || Parody @notsteviegrant.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
//I miss being here, but I always feel as if I'm being pulled in so many directions. I hate that I've been unable to be here (or my other accounts) regularly, enough to have actual storylines in place. Know that I miss you all, especially my dear friend Scripturient 😩
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
//hi I know I've been away and I know this is a silly thing to come back with (albeit briefly) but I'm watching Criminal Minds Evolutions newest episode and Not my Foggy Nelson 😩 (spoilers!! it's looking like he's the bad guy, so he died in Daredevil a hero to be a monster in Criminal Minds)
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
//I'm so sorry that I started things with people here and on my Moon Boys and then promptly had some RL trouble and have disappeared 😅😅 I'll be back soonish I hope
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Steven Grant || Parody @notsteviegrant.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
//So, despite living in a 'safe state' for trans people, I have been having troubles with people at work and it is possible that our safety is compromised. Just as an update of where things are and why I am currently not here or Frank Castle. Shall repost to share there as well.
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
//time for work! I'm tired as fuck but it's all good cus it's Friday! 😩 hopefully be here later today 💚 ᴛᴀᴛᴀ☆
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
//be safe on your trip and have fun at your event! (if it is an event that is fun to go to? 😅)
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
//so same time! My alarm for weekdays is 515 because work for my partner is at 6 and for me 630 (but we drive together because we work at the same place 😂)
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
//I swear to God I just watched a TikTok about this not an hour ago 😂
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
//we get up at similar times! (that is, clock time, but idk timezones 😂)
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
> mm, no, sounds like you might hurt you > and stop texting me while you're out in your vigilante pjs, sounds like a recipe for getting your ass shot
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
> sorry, busy breaking into a dumbass blind guys apartment to fix his fucking heat, I'll get back to you after you're done getting shot at
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
> you ain't got heat? blankets? I mean damn, Altar Boy, burn some candles if you gotta > push yourself too hard and you'll be pushing daisies instead of excuses
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
> I'm hoping you'll go to fucking bed
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
> appreciate it Red > you going out tonight, or getting sleep for once?
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
> you got me there Red, guess I do > or, you know, I'm just an old fool who thinks of you as some sort of trusted friend, and wanted to share with you a stupid story > but I guess that's a type of love too, in it's own right
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
> let me fix that typo for you real quick— what I think you meant was 'you still out there actually solving problems by getting shit done?' > and why yes, yes I am. > just not. . . at this exact moment
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
> right, as well as or better than you listen to my advice? > how's it going anyway? you still running around in your horny pajamas at night or did you hang that up?
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
joy these days stemmed from the other man. "Well, we better be off. I've got a very special fish to meet."
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
your time, ladies, and may the Holy Spirit bless you this very fine day," he added, finding some joy in this little show. How a day he'd been dreading had turned into something so light-hearted and fun was beyond him, but he knew at the heart of it, it was all thanks to Steven. Seemed lots of his
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
"Bringing other people to the pet shop with you, Steven?" Frank clutched the bag of fish food and ceramic pyramid like a certain type of woman might clutch her pearls. "Well I never." He grinned a sort of devilishly teasing grin, winking at Steven to really show he was only joking. "Thank you for
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
> No, obviously not really In your dreams Red > I mean, an old lady did call me a priest, that part is true
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
> Slip of the tongue ended up as Fr Pete > so when can I expect you to come join me in church, Altar Boy?
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
oh thank fuck
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
. . .wait, shit do phones read texts out loud? Can they do that?
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
[Text to @blindedbeauty.bsky.social ] > Hey Red, I got called a priest today by a lady in a pet shop
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
to the misunderstanding. He'd have to find Matt sometime again soon and tell him all about this. Would absolutely have that pious little shit seething with some righteous fury. It would be a hoot.
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Frank snorted and paid for the pyramid. "Oh yeah, real priestly, me. A damn right saint even," he replied, pushing forward the container of fish food. "Add this to that for me, would you doll? Wouldn't be too holy of me to make him pay for the fish food now," he added with a wink, really leaning in
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
//yeah, bluesky was down for me for a couple hours 😅
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
//yay! I can see you all again 😭
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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
//I fell asleep HARD last night 😅 I'm at work to start my day already so won't be back until later this evening, but will be here when I can 💚 ᴛᴀᴛᴀ☆
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