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devon of nine

@dev0n.bsky.social
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the artist formerly known as dynamofire. devonmaloney.com // malonemail.ghost.io

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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
a friend just described wyatt russell as having “a grown-up-joffrey vibe” and now i’ll never unsee it
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
knitters! crocheters! fiber arts people! wtf are these?
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Falling on Tough Times, Heartthrob Turns to SEO
a screenshot of a spam email i received offering backlink services from “noah centineo”
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
is this anything
a still of ferengi brothers quark and rom from the show star trek: deep space ninean image of nintendo brothers mario and luigi
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
apropos of nothing (i'm self-soothing with DS9), TIL malcolm mcdowell is alexander siddig's uncle
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
big mood
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
noodling around on ebay for vintage wall hangings and this photo of a mass-produced "witch's hand statue" feels like an alien's final project for a marketing 101 class
a stock photo of a white woman smiling and reading an e-reader on a beige couch. a larger-than-life metallic "witch's hand" statue is photoshopped ("mounted") onto the wall to her left; it has a set of photoshopped-on-photoshopped car keys hanging off the curled pinky finger
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
i cannot believe dragonfruit is a real thing and not something invented for a kids' sci-fi cartoon. like imagine being the first person to crack one of these things open
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
when someone says a word against my beloved melon
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
happy frodo-wakes-up-in-rivendell day to all who celebrate
two stills from the fellowship of the ring movie, the first one of frodo waking up with the caption "you are in the house of elrond," the second of gandalf with the caption "and it's 10 o'clock in the morning on october the 24th"
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
i didn’t care about the lifts theory until this moment
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
resurfacing one of the greats c/o @rusty.todayintabs.com
a tumblr post from user personsonable that reads

"me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU"

and then reblogged by user miaislying with the comment "Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?" then reblogged by the OP with the comment "decay exists as an extant form of life" and then reblogged a final time by miaislying with the comment "That's a terrifying answer, have a nice day"
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
all right, it’s that freakin’ time again, lads. we’ve got a FALL DIRECT AID EVENT at macarthur park in two weeks and it’s SHELTER-THEMED. whomst is brave enough to buy tents for their unhoused neighbors?? whomst can volunteer? details in graphic and alt text.
A text graphic that reads “autumn shelter event, Sunday, October 1, 10 AM – 1PM. pumpkin spice, and everything nice for our unhoused neighbors in MacArthur Park. WE WILL HAVE: breakfast, lunch, haircuts, first aid services, covid boosters, duct tape, flashlights, rain ponchos, tarps, and more! HOW YOU CAN HELP: Visit tinyurl.com/unhousedinLA to purchase shelter items. DM @evadotwoods on IG to donate supplies or to volunteer for the event. Venmo @catherine-schetina to help us purchase grocery store gift cards. Share this graphic and TELL YOUR FRIENDS!”
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
this shit is my new religion
a product from trader joe's called Seasoning in a Pickle Seasoning Blend
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
ok bluesky electricians, wtf is this? we think it was left by the last tenants when we moved in a year ago and until recently we assumed it was some sort of safety detector but now it looks electric related? wtf is it and how do we get rid of it (look how ugly it is)
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
i know it was overdue but i was too sad before. rip my decade of clout
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
you’re telling me i’m supposed to believe these are two different people?
a still photo of michelle gomez as missy in doctor whoa still photo of meg foster (of THEY LIVE fame) in an episode of murder she wrote
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
today in “vanity plates someone actually got away with”
a car stopped at a red light with the vanity license plate GUTTR4U, which you’d assume means GUTTER FOR YOU, which you’d have to assume is the nastiest sexual innuendo you’ve ever seen on a license plate
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
the gandalf one is good however
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
build-a-bear workshop is doing a lord of the rings line and they made a fucking gollum plush and i'm dying www.buildabear.com/stuffed-animals/…
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
someone over on the fka bird app shared these pics of the new manul kitten at the helsinki zoo but i need every platform to see her. WHO IS SHE
a zookeeper at the Korkeasaari Zoo holding the new manul kittena close-up of the new manul kitten at the Korkeasaari Zoo in helsinki–with blep tongueanother close-up of the new manul kitten at helsinki's Korkeasaari Zoo—with blep
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
one of the most delightful side effects of the twitter rebrand is that now every embedded tweet looks like it's begging you to close it
a screenshot of a tweet from @the_marmolade with the "X" brand logo in the top right, exactly where the "x out"/close window "x" would be on a pop up image
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
are people on bluesky down with mutual aid? let’s see. our little mutual aid operation where we feed unhoused and housing-insecure folks in macarthur park every week is currently at -$34. (the strikes mean a lot of our usual donors have had to cut back.) can you pitch in? details below!
a graphic that says “DONATIONS NEEDED! every week we provide 300+ lunches to unhoused and housing-insecure residents of macarthur park. average cost per plate $4.00. suggested donation amount: $20 (5 meals). venmo @catherine-schetina” and includes photos of homemade meals served, including pasta and salads.
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
I MET A LLAMA AND TWO BABY GOATS
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
reskeet with an iconic fictional band
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
*miyazaki voice* look how carefree he looks. you have no schedule
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
had this sent to me and needed to pass it on
a photo of an orange maine coon cat that looks inexplicably like ron perlman with the words "there's a lot of ways to lose your house" inscribed below it, referencing the actor's video message toward execs whose goal it is to let striking writers "lose their houses" from lack of work
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
the two-shot still of filmmaker hayao miyazaki talking to the cameraman about his white cat, who lounges on a table. he says "look how carefree she looks" and then turns to the cat and says "you have no schedule." the image has been turned into a meme that labels miyazaki as "american audiences" and the cat as "hayao miyazaki's ''final film.''"
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Re(barf)skeet with your favorite meme you’ve ever made.
the muscly-white-and-black-guys-team-up meme where one is “fantasy writers” and the other is “fantasy readers.” their clasped hands—where they agree—is “a huge library in every story”
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
whoever designed the threads logo has been dying to make this specific logo happen for SOMETHING for at least a decade
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
look at this. i mean how am i supposed to work under these conditions. i ask you.
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
here he is yesterday, very happy, following (a) his discovery of the treadmill (verdict: hell) and (b) a solid 30 minutes of snuffle mat enrichment
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
three months, another literal thousand dollars, and much sedative later, and oscar's still in the clear with his cancer!!!!!! here he is zoinked out of his mind trying not to completely lose it on the ride home
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 13/06/2023
oscar missed u
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 13/06/2023
good morning
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 11/06/2023
listen why….did they……make ganondorf………hot
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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 11/06/2023
lucy liu’s bowtie wishes everyone a happy pride month and reminds us that heterosexuality doesn’t actually exist
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