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I live in a country ruled by idiots and cowards. This is a DTE hate page. Domesticated Himbo 31 He/Him little bit of everything

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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 13h
There existence of Gyrados implies the existence of Gyrauno and, possibly, Gyratres.
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm so sick of ads Political ads Gambling ads Pharma ads why did I put on a 30 min podcast ep and get: El-Sayed ad, Gambling ad, Rogers ad, Gambling ad, Rogers ad? I pay for Spotify and youtube and shit and still get all these goddamn ads. fuck
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Raise your sons to kill their rapist classmates.
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#Tigers : Shit #Lions : Shit #RedWings : sell the team Save us #Pistons youre our only help
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A FLEE FLICKER ON 4TH AND 20 THAT WAS THE BEST IDEA YOU HAD?!?! I NEED PRTZING AND SHEP OUT FUCKING TOMORROW
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
DANIEL! 4TH AND 20. DANIEL! WHAT THE FUCK
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God @thegodshow.com · 03/10/2026
The reason that all this happened is because too many Americans thinks it’s cool and funny to be ignorant assholes. It’s not funny.
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Hellishchildren @hellishchildren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Political cartoon by Jim Benton 
A casual party for adults, but everyone has extremely wide-open shocked unhappy expressions.
One man: I read this article and it said that, apparently, there was this time in US history when we didn't all stagger around in horrified disbelief.
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
57 men in a frat and not a single one was raised right? Disgusting
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today on #ThursdayNightFootball THE DIRTBAG BOWL
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Where Is Your Honor, Dirtbag?
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Tom and Jerry: Pussy Pussy Pussy?
ALT: Tom and Jerry: Pussy Pussy Pussy?
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#Lions game is over i can unclench now
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tied with the jets #Lions
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Cars 2 What Is Happening
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bingley567 @bingley567.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#saddaminsane #trump Apparently, trump is FURIOUS that he's been named "SADDAM INSANE." So, PLEASE don't re-post this. 😉
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah Bernie because that's the most pressing issue at this exact moment in time. All Politicians are imbeciles.
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That being said. STOP RUNNING GIBBS UP THE FUCKING MIDDLE EVERY OTHER GODDAMN PLAY. IT DOES NOT FUCKING WORK.
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Positive things from this #Lions game: 1 D looked good 3rd and 4th qtr 2 Goff airing it out for more than 3 yds 3 Hutch 4 TeSlaa targets 5 Big improvement from last week 6 MCDC saying "shit" on TV 7 A 10pt loss to the Bills. Could've been worse 8 KNOWING Dan ripped someone a new asshole @ half
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#JoshAllen seeing Hutch this half
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Angela Scares Dwights Angela Jumps Scares Dwight
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#Lions press this button to gain 2-6 yards.
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Red Button Spam
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#Lions deciding to hand the ball to Gibbs
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Nicholas Hoult as Lex Luthor's Intense Reaction
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ah well you see, our whole set up is stupid and also designed to be abused.basically its a homemade fleshlight.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Coward Leaves Casino With $200 Left In Wallet theonion.com/coward-leaves-casino-w…
Coward Leaves Casino With $200 Left In Wallet
Gutless Man Afraid To Lose It All
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If I had a nickel for every book I've read in the last month that involved a character story set in post-partition India/Pakistan, I'd have two nickels...
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anyway so glad football is back
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You lnow, a lot of #Lions fans talking shit about the #Packers blowing a 22-10 lead like we didnt nearly blow a 21-0 lead and go into overtime against a FUCKING NFC SOUTH TEAM.
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Beat Em Up Golden Axe
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'll be voting for El-Sayed because, among other very good reasons, he seems to hate DTE as much as I do.
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
FUUuuuuUuuUuUUUUUuck DTE
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
They don't "require" anything. They're not your dad. They can't make you watch anything. #marvel
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Kind of fitting that now, instead of HOMES, the Great Lakes will spell SHAME. #LakeOntario
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 25/08/2026
the lions’ rivalry uniforms are a) not good and b) panthers uniforms
A shot of several of the Detroit Lions’ top stars in a parking garage, wearing white uniforms with black numbers/blue trim. The helmets are blue, with black main stripes and silver pinstripes.
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My wallet is marked safe from wanting the #DetroitLions Rivalry jersey.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If I had a nickel for everybody I've read when a priest got pulled into a strange journey through and alt history Europe that he's reluctant and unprepared to go on, I'd have 2 nickels. #TheDevils #Nicked
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Phineas And Ferb Doofenschmirtz
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sounds like a great idea! #BookSky
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Anyone else have that one #book that you read as a child but it was a library book and you can only kind of remember it and definitely not the name of it?
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Look, I know the #El-Sayed /Jocelyn Benson ads in the middle of #Lions pre-season football were supposed to be slander but they actually made them sounds kinda rad. "Not Whitmer's Democratic Party" Good. "He wants to cut funding to police" Sick. "He's dangerous" thank the gods for that.
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Announcement: Pope opensNew Giordano's location inside Vatican
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Over 18 they’re Michiganders, under 18 they’re Michigoslings
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South Carolina Department of Propaganda @southcarolinadop.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Release the #EpsteinFiles!
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Saw #Spiderman last night. Fun, Heartfelt, sad, and violent and so much fun. THAT CHARACTER was so terrifying as a villain but it was nice to see Frank and Spidey interact.
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
#BurgerKing just got my order wrong (order cheese no lettuce, got lettuce no cheese) and they did this bullshit.
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Spiritually, I am this exact cat
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Can't believed my old favorite pitcher was trader to the draft #Dodgers. Hope he likes being second best.
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🦁🐅🐙 @detroitnick.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Morning people are an oppressive class.
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