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Z Grande Poobah

@dethb4dcaf.bsky.social
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Crazy Colorado cat butler www.buymeacoffee.com/dethb4dcaf Same handle EVERYWHERE Antifa Regional Outreach Director Greenland's Real Estate Agent Just say kNOw: don’t bother sending CRYPTO/Porn/requests for money/Investment Opportunities/DMs/…

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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good morning everybody! Happy Sunday & happy Grandparents day!!
Happy Sunday! 

(Picture of a beautiful dog & a gorgeous kitten)
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Happy Friday everyone! 😁😁😊
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
These are some of the pictures I took of my calico cat playing with her catnip ball while her sister snores in the other room 😁
My calico cat & one of her favorite toys!
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hey there everyone! I hope all are well on this glorious nonMonday!
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
16 years old & she still loves her catnip #Caturday
16 years old & still enjoying her catnip
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I see you’ve met my calico!
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
#Earthday is almost here — have you hugged a tree, played some disc golf with your friends or just taking a nature walk? #EarthDayApril22nd
Hugging a tree to celebrate Earth Day & apologize for my language when disc golfing
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Okay everyone! It’s time to take 10 seconds off & relax & just watch this campfire video from several months ago in Pennsylvania —
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I truly thank you for that mental imagery the day after I visited my mom in her assisted living facility… 😳
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Greetin’s everyone! Same name, same handle as the other places on the interwebs
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
This is the real me!
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Mornin’ everyone! I hope you survive this Monday!
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Mornin’ everyone!
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Where is my coffee cup? 😊
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
And now, as a break from all your terse conversations, for your viewing pleasure — a good ol’ fashion camp fire 🔥 Have a great Friday & a fantastic weekend!
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Half hour before the rally in Boulder, Colorado
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Anybody from either Maryland or Oregon notice this — during a NATIONAL broadcast — “alternative” icon for the November 22nd game? 🤣😂🤣
Michigan football schedule includes the wrong icon for the Maryland game Michigan football schedule includes a game against Maryland… but this NATIONAL broadcast shows the wrong icon
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
HAPPY FRIDAY from this grumpy old man & his cats 🐈! These sisters are 14 years old. The calico on the left is Callieghan & her sister is Bootsie McGee
This is my calico CallieghanThis is her sister Bootsie McGee
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Happy Friday everyone! I hope y’all have a great day & a FANTASTIC weekend!
Oh no it’s Friday!

My human will be here all weekend!
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Apparently I’m grounded for being out too late… …by my calico cat 🤣😂🤣
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
There’s few things that are more relaxing than watching one of your cats taking a nap beside you…
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Three hours of trying to get my attention because she’s certain she should have gotten more of the new treats this morning by staring at me, standing up & tapping me on the leg…. 😂
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
What a GORGEOUS cat! This is the queen of my house — Calliegh; her sister is in my bedroom sleeping on my pillow right now
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I realize it’s the day before #Caturday but I just wanted to say “hello” to everyone & thank you for following me & to show you this 15 second clip of me & my calico cat discussing her request for attention 😂😁😂
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Does this mean that my partially orange cats are just… partial mutants/troublemakers? I just assumed it was because mommy was a tortoiseshell cat & torties… are crazy… 😁😂
A pair of sister cats who had a tortoiseshell mother which means they are both crazy… 😂
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Howdy everyone! I hope you’re having a wonderful day today & a fantastic week! Same name, same cat collective, & a different platform —
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Mornin’ everybody! Same name, different platform, & plenty of coffee 😁☕️
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
This cannot be replicated enough on every single social media platform that you have access to! Please save, share, & repost often! 😊
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
@tntsportsus.bsky.social What exactly is the “Stanely Cup”? 😂😂🤔😐😬
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Did anyone else notice this last night during the Nuggets -Clippers playoff game?
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Apparently I’m not allowed to finish packing my bag…. 😁😂
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
This is the expression of a cat that wants to sit in my lap & NOT be pet. 😐 I think I’m grounded for breaking out my luggage…. 😂
This is the expression of my cat that wants to sit in my lap & NOT be pet.  😐

I think I’m grounded for breaking out the luggage….    😂
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
One shirt, now worn 30 times on the 22nd of April… Happy #EarthDay everybody!
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
“Look, you HAVE the cat treats. I WANT the cat treats. What exactly is the problem here?”
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Is there a special ring in He11 for cat guardians who are contemplating giving one of their cats 🐈 a zerbert for sleeping in their office chair? I mean, let’s be realistic — there are some cases where it might just be worth it… 😁
My calico cat is sleeping in my office chair right now because heaven forbid I might need it…
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Happy Friday everyone & as an olde fogey, please let me say…
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
(Now THAT is a fantastic picture! 😊) Good mornin’ everyone! ☕️ Same name, different platform! I hope everyone has plans for a great weekend! 😊😁😊
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Apparently I have been grounded for spending too much time with my mom this past week… Other than also demanding my office chair (it’s been empty for most of the week!) after making me watch her eat some treats, nothing unusual is happening here today…. 😁😳😂
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Greetings everyone! Same name, different platform! I hope you all are having a great weekend!
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Good morning Foxy & other folks! If it’s possible, have a great Monday! 😊😁😂💙💙
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Take a guess at who’s not happy that after almost 12 years she’s still not responsible for deciding how often she’s going to get cat treats…. (This is the patented ’I will sit patiently waiting for you to notice that I need hooman assistance to open up the container to get some more treats’ look)
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
It’s National Love Your Pet Day today & my calico cat celebrated by throwing up all over my bed… 😐 I’m just gonna keep repeating “I love my cats… I love my cats…” until the laundry is finished
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Greetin’s y’all! 😁 Same name, different platform & the same cats 🐈) I look forward to hearing from you guys soon —. #Resist (And I have to repost anything that involves the Muppets)
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Here’s Calliegh’s Death Stare because I won’t get up & get her treats & Bootsie, explaining why I’m gonna have to wait to do the laundry…
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
This is the death stare that I am getting because someone is not happy about the ratio of cat treats to cat food that she’s getting right now…
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Are you saying that they DON’T own your house? How do I get a deal like that without an open rejection of using the litter box? Apparently “cat butler” is the best I can ever hope for…. 😁😂😊 Bootsie is in the laundry basket & Calliegh’s in my office chair demanding treats before she will move…. 😁
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Me! Me! I would love a good #MEGABOOST! #BlueCrew 💙💙💙
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Z Grande Poobah @dethb4dcaf.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
💙💙💙
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