The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 5hDon’t mess with a cabbie. #NoirAlley #TCMParty 040
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 5hGentlemen prefer blondes. But they cost real money. #NoirAlley #TCMParty 040
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 5hHow about 10 grand to forget the whole thing? #NoirAlley #TCMParty 0131
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 5hHere’s another question: Why’s a bank robber working for me instead of vacationing in Mexico? #NoirAlley #TCMParty 040
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 18hI’m not really invisible. Just afraid of germs … #Svengoolie 😊 060
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 18hI discovered that … the road to paradise is paved with dead witches … #Svengoolie 070
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 21hFor the record, THESE are munchkins. #Svengoolie 1100
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 21hHello, Yellow Brick Road! I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore. #Svengoolie 080
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 21hEven if the witch didn’t scare you as a kid, I’ll bet this did! #Svengoolie 060
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 21hI see a windfall! Are you insured? #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie 030
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 21hThey’re calling it a boo-nanza! #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie 161
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 22hSpoiler alert! Dorothy expires in her sleep. TONIGHT! #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie 152
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 22hThe Great and Powerful Oz commands you to clear the airlanes an hour early! #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie Why? Becoz!!! 050
Reposted by The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️BMovieManiacs @bmoviemaniacs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026#BMovieManiacs Event: INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS!!! Hey, Maniacs! Once again, thanks to STIRR, we go outside the box as we begin #OctoberWeen month!! This is the first time we've watched this 50s sci-fi classic together!! Don't miss it, see you at 8 Pac/11 East tonight!! 63412
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Haley was getting worried that her boyfriend was going to get smacked. Also she was running out of pickles.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/u...nytimes.comThe Viral In-N-Out Spatula Hero Is Exactly Who You Imagined He Was (Gift Article)It started as a bizarre late-night standoff behind the counter of a fast food joint. It ended with no injuries — and free burgers. 000
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I just saw a Grinch … #TCMParty 061
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Take it from me. You can’t trust anyone with Bette Davis’s eyes … #TCMParty 030
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026One more chance … and then I will have to KILL you #TCMParty 040
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think someone is asking for a lizard in his soup … #TCMParty 150
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I call this one the “nanny” knot … #TCMParty 190
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Come down this instant! #TCMParty 071
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Creepy? I’m possessed by Mario Cantone! Or is it the other way ‘round? #TCMParty 091
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hi, October! How are you! 🎃🎃🎃static.klipy.comSpooky Jack O'Lantern Halloween DisplayALT: Spooky Jack O'Lantern Halloween Display 001
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If HAL 9000 were a conservationist … #TCMParty 000
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A Frank Fave #TCMParty #NowShowing 000
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This island ain’t big enough for two Cobra Women … #TCMParty 000
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’ll create a distraction … #TCMParty 020
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Find the beautiful interloper — and kill her on sight! #TCMParty 010
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I know you! You’re the Wolf Man! #TCMParty 020
Reposted by The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️BMovieManiacs @bmoviemaniacs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"No.... not again!!!!!" Oh yes, again! It wouldn't be a successful #SeptAgar without a large alien brain or two! This is our finale! It's a law, carved in stone! Or at least written with a Sharpie. 8 Pacific/11 Eastern tonight! #BMovieManiacs 42813
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026For the want of a jelly donut … #TCMParty 040
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Dad? When’s the last time you washed your bathrobe? #TCMParty 040
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Have you ever dunked bacon in runny eggs in the pale moonlight? #TCMParty 160
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Has Tony ever mentioned Alcoholics Anonymous? #TCMParty 071
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026And a partridge in a pear tree #TCMParty 050
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s called “counting days” ... #TCMParty 020
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Whaddya think? Should we leave home and join the circus? —(Croaking) Yeah. Good idea. #TCMParty 040
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026With an axe, you say? #TCMParty 170
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s on now. Really. It’s on TCM. Are you ready? I am. #TCMParty 0100
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Letting my hair grow out till you-know-when. Then … chop! #FallStyle 000
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Dey tawed me out … #Riffotronic 🥶 030
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026How long before the exit, good buddy? #Riffotronic 030
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026And then I dreamt I was a trucker in outer space … #Riffotronic 020
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Keep on truckin’ … #Riffotronic 030
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Thank God I waxed before we left space dock … #Riffotronic 070
The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Couldn’t wait for intermission … #Riffotronicstatic.klipy.comHarnaś Polish Beer SpinALT: Harnaś Polish Beer Spin 030