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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️

@detfrankfrank.bsky.social
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Uncovering criminal activity in Brooklyn with the help of B movies since 2011.

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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 5h
Don’t mess with a cabbie. #NoirAlley #TCMParty
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 5h
Gentlemen prefer blondes. But they cost real money. #NoirAlley #TCMParty
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 5h
How about 10 grand to forget the whole thing? #NoirAlley #TCMParty
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 5h
Here’s another question: Why’s a bank robber working for me instead of vacationing in Mexico? #NoirAlley #TCMParty
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 18h
I’m not really invisible. Just afraid of germs … #Svengoolie 😊
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 18h
I discovered that … the road to paradise is paved with dead witches … #Svengoolie
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 19h
Whoppers for everyone! #Svengoolie
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 20h
Next stop … #Svengoolie
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 21h
For the record, THESE are munchkins. #Svengoolie
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 21h
Hello, Yellow Brick Road! I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore. #Svengoolie
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 21h
Even if the witch didn’t scare you as a kid, I’ll bet this did! #Svengoolie
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 21h
I see a windfall! Are you insured? #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 21h
They’re calling it a boo-nanza! #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 22h
Spoiler alert! Dorothy expires in her sleep. TONIGHT! #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 22h
The Great and Powerful Oz commands you to clear the airlanes an hour early! #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie Why? Becoz!!!
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BMovieManiacs @bmoviemaniacs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#BMovieManiacs Event: INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS!!! Hey, Maniacs! Once again, thanks to STIRR, we go outside the box as we begin #OctoberWeen month!! This is the first time we've watched this 50s sci-fi classic together!! Don't miss it, see you at 8 Pac/11 East tonight!!
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Haley was getting worried that her boyfriend was going to get smacked. Also she was running out of pickles.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/u...
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The Viral In-N-Out Spatula Hero Is Exactly Who You Imagined He Was (Gift Article)
It started as a bizarre late-night standoff behind the counter of a fast food joint. It ended with no injuries — and free burgers.
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just saw a Grinch … #TCMParty
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Take it from me. You can’t trust anyone with Bette Davis’s eyes … #TCMParty
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One more chance … and then I will have to KILL you #TCMParty
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think someone is asking for a lizard in his soup … #TCMParty
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I call this one the “nanny” knot … #TCMParty
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Come down this instant! #TCMParty
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Creepy? I’m possessed by Mario Cantone! Or is it the other way ‘round? #TCMParty
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hi, October! How are you! 🎃🎃🎃
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If HAL 9000 were a conservationist … #TCMParty
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Frank Fave #TCMParty #NowShowing
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This island ain’t big enough for two Cobra Women … #TCMParty
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ll create a distraction … #TCMParty
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Find the beautiful interloper — and kill her on sight! #TCMParty
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Snake boogie - cha! #TCMParty
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You get a snake! #TCMParty
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know you! You’re the Wolf Man! #TCMParty
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BMovieManiacs @bmoviemaniacs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"No.... not again!!!!!" Oh yes, again! It wouldn't be a successful #SeptAgar without a large alien brain or two! This is our finale! It's a law, carved in stone! Or at least written with a Sharpie. 8 Pacific/11 Eastern tonight! #BMovieManiacs
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For the want of a jelly donut … #TCMParty
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dad? When’s the last time you washed your bathrobe? #TCMParty
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Have you ever dunked bacon in runny eggs in the pale moonlight? #TCMParty
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Has Tony ever mentioned Alcoholics Anonymous? #TCMParty
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And a partridge in a pear tree #TCMParty
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s called “counting days” ... #TCMParty
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whaddya think? Should we leave home and join the circus? —(Croaking) Yeah. Good idea. #TCMParty
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
With an axe, you say? #TCMParty
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s on now. Really. It’s on TCM. Are you ready? I am. #TCMParty
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Letting my hair grow out till you-know-when. Then … chop! #FallStyle
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dey tawed me out … #Riffotronic 🥶
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How long before the exit, good buddy? #Riffotronic
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And then I dreamt I was a trucker in outer space … #Riffotronic
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Keep on truckin’ … #Riffotronic
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thank God I waxed before we left space dock … #Riffotronic
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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️ @detfrankfrank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Couldn’t wait for intermission … #Riffotronic
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