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Detached Dave

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TBD (Tender Bitter Dunce)

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Detached Dave @detacheddave.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Detached Dave @detacheddave.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
lol got ‘em!
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Detached Dave @detacheddave.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Detached Dave @detacheddave.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Of course they save this little (and by little I mean extremely important) tidbit to the very end of the article, where most readers wouldn't see it.
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Detached Dave @detacheddave.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Next time you gotta go full Kevin McCallister.
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Detached Dave @detacheddave.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I know it's not related at all (sorry for borderline obscure reference), BUT I immediately thought Ziltoid The Omniscient .
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Detached Dave @detacheddave.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Won't somebody think of the DOW?!?!
Image of Helen Lovejoy character in The Simpsons giving iconic line "won't somebody please think of the children!"
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Detached Dave @detacheddave.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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Detached Dave @detacheddave.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Fishing leaders.
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Detached Dave @detacheddave.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
oh dang... guess this crack team of cancer fixers didn't help much, huh? lol rip bozo
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Detached Dave @detacheddave.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
The US really trying to "hold-my-beer" the genocidal atrocities of the 21st century, huh?
Screenshot of Homeland Security tweet with image depicting a tropical beach with a classic car, palm trees and wavy blue water, with the caption "America After 100 Million Deportations". Tweet reads: "The peace of a nation no longer besieged by the third world."
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Detached Dave @detacheddave.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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Detached Dave @detacheddave.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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Detached Dave @detacheddave.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
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Detached Dave @detacheddave.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
lol get fucked, Space Karen. Nobody even likes you.
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Detached Dave @detacheddave.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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Detached Dave @detacheddave.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
lol that’s not how you frame it in your dogshit post.
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Detached Dave @detacheddave.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
“Sir…another pair have hit the Wokeism.”
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Detached Dave @detacheddave.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
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Detached Dave @detacheddave.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
AI "art" isn't Art. It's a monstrous assemblage of hubristic commercial forces that steals and makes a mockery the human spirit. It is the logical endpoint of consumer capitalism. In many ways, it's an apocalypse in its truest sense.
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