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Destiny Allegedly

@destinyharhar.bsky.social
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30. she/her. ca. taurus so don’t take me too seriously. i will take a nap about it. born to be silly. forced to pay bills

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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
ok somebody help me because i could’ve SWORN mel gibson had a rendition of the odyssey in the early 2000s and yet the internet has no memory of it
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
anger is confusion without the words to convey it
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
it sucks having tea about a topic no one really cares about but the people involved lol
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
why is my bf trying to convince me ole is a hockey chant?? white people in cold places were shouting ole! to cheer their team on??? be sffr
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
i’m so weird about irl compliments because like why do you think your opinion on my hair matters to me???
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
this man complained to my supervisor because i didn’t say good morning to him. yall. this GROWN ASS MAN tattle taled because i did not greet him. i’m exhausted
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
i want to be healthy but i will also claim my bf tried to kill me when he takes me on a hike or bike ride i suggested
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
them: if you don’t have kids, who’s going to take care of you in your old age? me: tf are we making robots for??
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
my ovulation period ended. time to go on the sorry i was publicly horny apology tour
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
the internet can be so much fun when you find your people 🥰
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
i know i’ve been working in an office too long when the way a highlighter feels on paper turns me on a little bit
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
did the whole finger gun thing to my bf and now i’m wondering what do people in other countries do?? pretend to shank each other??
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
monogamy? in this economy?? i need a third income just to gas up the cars
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
you look like a pageant winner (derogatory)
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
atlanta is my black mecca
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
i thought Girls Trip was going to be fun but it’s cringe
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
it’s horrible but i could watch people making fun of those insane traumatic ANTM photoshoots forever
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
normalize re-recording a song without problematic people. i’m looking at you Big Bank. YG get back in the booth!
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
no child left behind was a mistake. a lot of these adults needed to be left behind a couple times
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
a white man just greeted me with “hey little sister”. i’m taking some mental health days off
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
after watching the reels my friends sent me i’ve decided all i need is a pager. the internet was a mistake
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
idk why people keep wishing pregnancy on me. they still don’t know how to handle black women in hospitals. do you want me to die?? i thought we were friends
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
gone girl is my roman empire
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
my friend keeps wishing pregnancy on me and honestly imma have to demote him to acquaintance because my friends would never wish hell on me
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
the internet is such a big place. it’s so hard to find your people
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
white men are OP’ed
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
explaining to a supervisor at work that being an onlyfans model is not as simple as just having big titties and a camera
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
fingers crossed this year provides no character development. stop testing me
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
you can’t convince me pandas are meant to be out in the wild. let us have them as pets
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
my rendition of a fuckass bob
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
why do i always run into another black person when i’m looking raggedy?? like girl i’m not dressing up for these white folks but for you, you could’ve given me some warning
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
places i’m staying this year: -quiet -in my own lane -blessed
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
i feel so creative after getting my cheeks clapped but it feels in bad taste to roll over and be on my phone jotting down ideas
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
not at all. life is like bowling. what’s going on in your lane got nothing do to with mine
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
i’ve learned not to get my hopes up for a new year until about a week in. i got to see what kind of time we on
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
good. i was hoping to get my butt in shape and finally go on some of the hikes in my area. maybe take some road trips too
my 2026 word is picturesque
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
as much as i enjoy car insurance commercials i will stick with AAA. i have never seen a commercial for them so i trust if something happens to my car they will pay out since they don’t pay for super bowl commercials
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
i just want to go on record saying that the fashion industry should be sued for the psychological damage low cut jeans did to my developing mind. i could’ve been paying attention to my teacher instead of worrying about my butt crack showing
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
is emo music the true opposite of country music??
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
i love being home alone because then i can have weird dinners like two hash browns, two hard boiled eggs, and two oreos. i call it noah’s ark
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
anybody want to come over and cuddle while we watch sex and the city? if you can’t cuddle for a minimum of 3 episodes don’t apply
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
fingers crossed my boss does something dumb and illegal tomorrow. multiple things preferably
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
who do i complain to about my bf being sent to fight a fire in north carolina when it’s getting cold here?? who am i supposed to cuddle at night?
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
i wonder if football players that have been in the nfl for over a decade are emotionally stunted like child stars
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
i’ve got 3 screens set up on my work desk and i feel like a god
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
in my house my bf steals the hoodies
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
my dad has texted me i love you every day for the past 2 years. somehow i feel like this is also daddy issues
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
friday nights are for watching the first episode of severance and then driving an hour to go to a diner that has the same aesthetic
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
my dumb ass poisoned myself by drinking from a moldy water bottle 🤢 don’t text
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Destiny Allegedly @destinyharhar.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
it’s kinda funny when i don’t have to explain how horrible boss is because there are so many articles that express it for me
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