MORGANA @destie1.bsky.social · 26/01/2026People will never understand how epic of a crossover this is @shootimpro.bsky.socialyoutu.beShoot From The Hip #4 - MAX FOSH | FULLY IMPROVISED COMEDY SHOWYouTube video by Shoot From The Hip 000
MORGANA @destie1.bsky.social · 25/07/2025RIP Ozzy Osbourne. We knew time was going to win, but we didn’t know how fast. You shall never be forgotten 020
MORGANA @destie1.bsky.social · 25/07/2025I’m more scared of ceiling fans than rollercoasters. What if that shit falls? 030
MORGANA @destie1.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Sometimes life is so boring, that you gotta scroll through the App Store 020
MORGANA @destie1.bsky.social · 16/07/2025What if Cinderella was an Italian cook rather than a cleaning slave and her name was Mozarella 100
MORGANA @destie1.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Aliens have invaded the earth. Today I saw a woman in heelys disappear into thin air. Either aliens or I’m just tweaking. 120
MORGANA @destie1.bsky.social · 04/07/2025If there’s an infinite amount of numbers from 0-1 and an infinite amount if numbers from 0-2 isn’t the latter one a larger infinite, a double infinite 100
MORGANA @destie1.bsky.social · 04/07/2025I’m so hungry I could eat Wilbur Soot, shit he could eat too. Be on the look out 210
MORGANA @destie1.bsky.social · 08/06/2025@bsky.app please create a reply option in chats. I’m having to number the messages 111
MORGANA @destie1.bsky.social · 27/05/2025If Annabelle, even by mistake, opened TikTok and realised what humanity has come to, I don’t blame her if she’s gonna end us all 100
MORGANA @destie1.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I found out I’ve been talking to a ghost for the past two weeks. He likes stealing Digestives. His name is Mate. 130
MORGANA @destie1.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Snow White was actually about coke and dealers, but they had to make it PG. Poisoned apple, no. Overdosing 010
MORGANA @destie1.bsky.social · 01/03/2025A 2021 commentary or gaming YouTuber would do a better president at this point. 110
Reposted by MORGANAMisha Collins @mishacollins.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Jesus, here we go again… Sorry, Internet. #TheBoys 1191247234
MORGANA @destie1.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I’ve just cried five times trying to learn physics. If I never use this in my life, I swear to god I will hunt my teacher down and kill him 130
Reposted by MORGANASoya @coldsoya.bsky.social · 20/02/2025You are enough! We don’t need more of you ❤️ 121
MORGANA @destie1.bsky.social · 20/02/2025If we slowly feed herbivores meat in increasing amounts, will they turn into omnivores? 110
MORGANA @destie1.bsky.social · 20/02/2025What if humans were trained to believe shit smelled nice and flowers smelled bad. Would people be gifting each other boxes of dogshit? With a bow on top 020
MORGANA @destie1.bsky.social · 18/02/2025David Tennant hosting the BAFTA is something I didn’t know I needed youtu.be/uXdWCVKbLF4?...youtu.beDavid Tennant's opening monologue AND song! 🎭 | BAFTA Film Awards 2025YouTube video by BBC 021
MORGANA @destie1.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Trump might be shit, but I’m not gonna miss getting a mouthful paper every time I buy a drink 100
MORGANA @destie1.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Imagine Elsa was Scottish. ( I mean no disrespect, just find it absolutely hilarious) 020
MORGANA @destie1.bsky.social · 28/01/2025The other night I met Eminem’s younger weirder brother Skittles, he was kinda a smartie. Your IQ has now been lowered successfully. I feel dumb. 110
MORGANA @destie1.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I absolutely believe that if I wanted to, I could a professional pianist. Just bcs. Have I ever played anything on a piano? No. Pure delusion. Or is it? 110
MORGANA @destie1.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Who decided that the map is going to be the way it, why is everything pointing down, why can’t all of it point up? Why couldn’t Australia be the Wild West. 020
MORGANA @destie1.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Can somebody tell me if Jared’s (Padalecki) hair is real? Pls don’t be. 100
Reposted by MORGANASoya @coldsoya.bsky.social · 21/01/2025@bsky.app new feature idea: being able to reply to one specific message in the dms 101
MORGANA @destie1.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Are raps just sped up poems. Are rappers actually poets? 120
