dessnsebs22.bsky.social @dessnsebs22.bsky.social · 24/08/2026If Dems get control of both houses they should have Carney address a joint session. 000
dessnsebs22.bsky.social @dessnsebs22.bsky.social · 21/08/2026How about this, offer up DC statehood if it will be named Trumpville, Trumpland, or whatever. Win win, amirite? 000
dessnsebs22.bsky.social @dessnsebs22.bsky.social · 04/08/2026When are not very smart person is trying to sound smart 000
dessnsebs22.bsky.social @dessnsebs22.bsky.social · 28/07/2026You that sound a balloon makes when you very slowly let the air out? The high squeal. I see a very large orange balloon making that sound right now, and it is not stopping! 001
dessnsebs22.bsky.social @dessnsebs22.bsky.social · 25/07/2026You mean when I eat a whole yellow cake with chocolate frosting for no reason? 110
dessnsebs22.bsky.social @dessnsebs22.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Could your source of attractiveness and amount of hair be codified into a term limits law? Kinda like Disney’s royal lives clause? 000
dessnsebs22.bsky.social @dessnsebs22.bsky.social · 08/07/2026You may not want a parade, but everyone deserves a parade. 030
dessnsebs22.bsky.social @dessnsebs22.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Carson Palmer's brother had one for movies called Pee Time 000
dessnsebs22.bsky.social @dessnsebs22.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Well, you see right there what your problem is... 000
dessnsebs22.bsky.social @dessnsebs22.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Alvin, Theodore, and what is the bassist name again? 000
dessnsebs22.bsky.social @dessnsebs22.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Screaming from the top of this scummy water tower...if no one listens did I make a sound? 000
dessnsebs22.bsky.social @dessnsebs22.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Ford was by far the best athlete. As far as a scrapper, Harding would buy you drinks, sleep with your wife, leave you with last nights tab and punch you in the face the next morning if you questioned. 010
dessnsebs22.bsky.social @dessnsebs22.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Honest question, do you like punk music? 100
dessnsebs22.bsky.social @dessnsebs22.bsky.social · 05/04/2026The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves... 030
dessnsebs22.bsky.social @dessnsebs22.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Just looking at the board, living in Missouri, jaundiced. In a wasteland of MAGA I find it hard to be progressively recursive when I am getting my teeth kicked in. 000
dessnsebs22.bsky.social @dessnsebs22.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I feel your pain and your dad's nipples (as a jogger). 120
dessnsebs22.bsky.social @dessnsebs22.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Give us are free candy!media.tenor.coma man in a military uniform is laying on the ground holding a gun .ALT: a man in a military uniform is laying on the ground holding a gun . 000
dessnsebs22.bsky.social @dessnsebs22.bsky.social · 24/02/2026media.tenor.coma purple eggplant with the words " do n't forget you veggies " written below itALT: a purple eggplant with the words " do n't forget you veggies " written below it 000
dessnsebs22.bsky.social @dessnsebs22.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I used AI: I was at the crosswalk when I saw the crossing guard, standing among the traffic cones, eating white bread with butter and sprinkles and cotton candy under the string lights. 210
dessnsebs22.bsky.social @dessnsebs22.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Correlation does not mean causation…unless it is a small penis. 100
dessnsebs22.bsky.social @dessnsebs22.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Bills Fans, Lions Fans. Two hearts beat as one 020
dessnsebs22.bsky.social @dessnsebs22.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Listen to what the flower people say 150
dessnsebs22.bsky.social @dessnsebs22.bsky.social · 13/11/2025If, and hopefully when, the next Democrat President is elected, I think their first Executive Order should be: Any Fox News reporter has to wear a tan suit, if not they will not be able to ask a question. 010
dessnsebs22.bsky.social @dessnsebs22.bsky.social · 04/11/2025@johnfugelsang.bsky.social it has been a long time when I have read a book in which I wanted to grab a highlighter. Thank you. 010
