Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 18hMy paws and claws are the latest and greatest in digging machinery. 000
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 18hAgreed. No such thing as a bad picture of you except when the human messes it up with blurriness or other user error stuff. 010
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 22hYour creative routine gets a high score. Quiet downward dog, wide swath tail wag, beagle barking. 130
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 22hDon’t be offended. Siggy is just saying you didnt come from a convent. But nun heroes in action movies are also rare. 260
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 23hI’m here whenever you need me! Disaster movies all follow a template anyway. But sometimes I get them confused with romcoms so had better not have a running through the airport at the end scene. 030
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 23hYou can see he wisely sat down to keep sand from flying into undesirable places. 040
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Puppy teddy bear! Were you a very mischievous little fellow? 120
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Your pa gets the best shots, Hugo! Before you know it, he is going to get a drone just to make fancy videos of you in action. This pic is awesome. 150
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026She seems not to know how important my work is. Geez, mom. Get with it! Btw, we are making sure that Dewey’s chariot can fit. Maybe should have its own lane like a carpool lane. 120
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This has a little bit of everything. Squizzer drama, girls in pjs, land and water, Xev choosing between ramp (up) and stairs (down). And Lilu!! 030
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Mom says she 💜 little Tippy. She thinks cows are cute. 110
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Thanks, Wally. Maybe we can get a branch to Texas. No cows allowed. Well, maybe cows allowed. But the tunnel would have to be so much bigger. 120
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Thank you. I had to let mom know what I thought of her interruption. 020
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I have to improve my GPS, because I was aiming for Australia. 010
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hope mummy feels better soon. You and your friends look like quite the crew! 000
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Cooper, my gorgeous pal, you only think I’m a well-behaved dog, because you jumped in a fountain at the shopping place. BOL!!! 010
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Do you have allergies that make your paws itchy, Wally? 120
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You look awesome! You and Hugo can have your own spinoff from What We do in the Shadows. That show was hilarious. 140
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Yours is way more poetic. Speaking of which, at one point I discovered that there is an Australian poet named Banjo Paterson! 120
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hi Cooper, I gained a little less than a pound which is more on me because I’m small, but the vet had no concerns. More treats! 120
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oh, goodness, I’m glad that he is doing better today. That was such a scare for you both. 000
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hi, Izzybody, you could never make me mad, because you are a little adorable girl. Mom and all her rules is a different story. 110
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m definitely never taking your human’s side, but confidentially, do you actually like cats? I have mixed feelings about them. Especially because the big ones are almost my size. 120
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Her foiling is always only temporary, Pal. I will find a way to continue this important work. 110
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Yes, Twinnamon, I’m glad you caught all of those details, including how proud my own butt and tail are!! I feel like my form is perfect. Mom had the nerve to come over and say she didn’t know what I was up to. I’m sure I informed her about the BUTT. 150
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Thanks, Flora. I’m super responsible as a worker. Mom doesn’t appreciate that. 020
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This is an excellent montage. Collage? Collection of you, Zipper. 020
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Injustice!!! At the very very very least she didn’t make some false claim about getting dirty and needing a baff. 150
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Happy birthday, Luna pal!! 7 is a really lucky number, I hear, so I’ll bet you will get the jackpot of gifts and treats from dad. I love seeing pics of you without sticks as much as with sticks! You are super cute. Celebrate all month, ok? 110
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Yes, I am a very fast worker!! Which is amazing because she always stops me from digging when I am practicing my craft. 110
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026She is often a barrier to my efforts. But I gave her my big time disapproving face. 050
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I don’t know if they have OSHA in Canada, but that looks very workplace safety compliant to me! 130
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Yes, this!!!! Stupid little boxes they just sit in front of or hold in their hands. Except the little one is how I get to Bluesky, so that’s partially ok. 020
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Plus, my definition of naughty and hers are really different. 160
Banjo 🪕 🐩 @despood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You are both very cute! I hope treats followed that pic. 000