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@despisedsamaritan.com
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A real-life Jack of all Trades. Author, business consultant, audio engineer, TTRPG designer. I just want you to think differently. Get the RP mag here! patreon.com/runicpress My Links bio.site/anthonyanderson

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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 01/06/2026
On this day nine years ago, we were introduced to "covfefe." #neverforget
Stylistic sheet music interpretation of Trump's 2017 post: "Despite the constant negative press, covfefe"
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 06/02/2026
When is Congress going to step into the next century? I hear overhead projectors are a thing now. Maybe Big Sign has something on them.
8 images of Congressional leaders at press conferences surrounded by signboards. Central text reads: Investigate Big Sign.
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 28/01/2026
"Well, I don't have it." - DJT Source: The Independent
“At a certain age, about 86, 87, he started getting, what do they call it?” Trump asked, pointing to his forehead and looking toward White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt.

“Alzheimer’s,” Leavitt replied.

“Like an Alzheimer’s thing. Well, I don’t have it,” Trump added.
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 23/11/2025
I like what you're going for on it. Do you get anywhere further if you arrange the transitions more diagonally like this? Keeps the 4 column/seasons motif but feels more like time is passing.
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 29/10/2025
Anyone with a #LinkedIn account (even if you never use it), do yourself a favor and tick this little box off. It's set to on by default.
screencap of "Data for Generative AI Improvement" from LinkedIn Privacy Data settings. "Use my data for training content creation AI models" is set to OFF.
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 22/10/2025
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 10/10/2025
Last day to send in your dollars. www.kickstarter.com/projects/bab...
What's My Foundation? chapter images on dark green field. "Build worlds that last."

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/babalysaga/whats-my-foundation-build-your-world-in-ttrpgs?ref=alypus
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 06/10/2025
What's My Foundation is sooooo close to its goal. Will you be the one to put us over the top? Build worlds from the ground up. www.kickstarter.com/projects/bab...
$4,175 pledged of $5,000 goal. 117 backers. 4 days to go. Back this project.
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 02/10/2025
I promised a preview chapter on Cosmology if we broke 100 backers, and I'm here to deliver: www.kickstarter.com/projects/bab...
WMF Cosmology Chapter art. Astrolabe with planets circling. Sketch.
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 26/09/2025
For your consideration: (Wait, are we still in awards season, or no?) www.kickstarter.com/projects/bab...
What's My Foundation? COSMOLOGY, THEOLOGY, ARCANA, PHYSICS, GEOGRAPHY, BIOLOGY, ANTHROPOLOGY, HISTORY, COMMUNICATIONS AND MORE!
Build worlds that last. <RP logo> <WMF cover> Crowdfunding now. Back it today!
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 25/09/2025
If you have questions about why we're pricing our tiers the way we are, please ask away! Some explanations have great rationale, while others are sticking a finger in the air and guessing which way the wind is blowing. But I promise I'll tell you which is which. www.kickstarter.com/projects/bab...
$15  Ground-Level View: Get the full PDF of What's My Foundation?
$20  Ground-Level View Plus: Get the full PDF of What's My Foundation? plus digital access to a printed copy (see below or FAQ for details).
$25  Bird's Eye View: Get the full PDF of both What's My Foundation? and What's My Motivation?
$35  Bird's Eye View Plus: Get the full PDF of both What's My Foundation? and What's My Motivation? as well as digital access to printed copies of both (see below or FAQ for details).
$99  Stratospheric View (The ALL-IN) : Get everything previously described plus all of the available Runic Press back-catalog (Thimbleton Inksquire's Runic Compendium, Ramble and Rhoam's Realms of Wonder, Shiny Good!, and Terra Aspira: Volume 1), your name in the credits, and the 5 Pre-Made Foundational Worlds PDF add-on.
$200  Cosmic Perspective: Everything previously mentioned, plus we'll have a one-time digital world-building session with you. Develop a new world or flesh out an existing one for an ongoing or upcoming campaign. Design details for a new fiction book or series you're planning. The choice is fully yours!
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 23/09/2025
Build worlds that last with What's My Foundation? www.kickstarter.com/projects/bab...
What's My Motivation? has helped hundreds answer "Who am I?" Back now on Kickstarter and you can finally answer, "Where does everything come from?"

What's My Foundation? Build worlds that last.

White field with RP pink gradient logo in bottom left corner. What's My Motivation? and What's My Foundation? book covers in middle.
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 22/09/2025
What? @kicktraq.bsky.social shows "What's My Foundation?" as #5 on today's Top Ten! Find out what all the fuss is about: www.kickstarter.com/projects/bab...
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 22/09/2025
We're super excited to have this out for the world to find. What's My Foundation? has been a delight to write. www.kickstarter.com/projects/bab...
Part divider images for The Origin of the Universe, The Origin of the World, and The Origin of Civilization.

Cosmology, Theology, Arcana, Physics, Geography, Biology, Anthropology, History, Communications, and More!

Dark maroon field with b&w page images and white text.
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 21/09/2025
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 20/09/2025
We're continuing our #WeekofWorldbuilding with today's focus on Anthropology. What are the cultures and ancestries who most prominently shape the region we're focused on. But first, we needed to decide on a region! Looks like the Southern Archipelago. Come join in the fun and help build a world!
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 20/09/2025
Week of Worldbuilding typography with purple tome.
The story so far.

The creator gods forever changed the cosmos in their brutal war in which none of them survived. Our planet, scarred from their war, has somehow gained sentience and is nudging its inhabitants toward an awakening. The land is comprised of many smaller continents and larger islands. Some are full of temperate forests. Of note, there is a prismatic, yet stark, polar region to the north; a maze-like shrubland in the eastern hemisphere, with mobile foliage and confusing landscapes; and an archipelago to the south, complete with a tidal leviathan.

In more recent years, individuals have been drawn to particular sites of power scattered across the planet, now worshiping natural forces as their new gods. These universal laws are given shrines. 

This is where our worldbuilding continues...
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 19/09/2025
We're continuing our #WeekofWorldbuilding today with Biology! @wobblerocket.com is leading the charge. But first, a recap.
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 19/09/2025
Week of Worldbuilding typography with purple tome.
The story so far.

The creator gods forever changed the cosmos in their brutal war. In the end, none of them survived. Our particular planet, once the site of some long-forgotten battle of interstellar deities, has somehow gained sentience and begun awakening some of its inhabitants to ascend beyond their dying civilizations, nudging them toward greater sentience. The land is comprised of many smaller continents and larger islands. Some are full of temperate forests. Others are stark polar landscapes, ravaged coastlines, and harsh deserts.

In more recent years, individuals have been drawn to particular sites of power scattered across the planet, now worshiping natural forces as their new gods. These universal laws are given shrines. 

This is where our worldbuilding continues...
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 18/09/2025
Been missing out on the #WeekofWorldbuilding? Never fear, let's catch you up! Follow along with @stonehomegames.com as we pick up the tale today with Geography. We're zooming past the Origin of the Universe. Today we begin the Origin of the World!
Week of Worldbuilding typography with purple book.
The story so far. 

The first gods, after arranging the entire universe, fell into chaos and war. Entire worlds were destroyed or forever changed. In the end, none of them survived. Our particular planet, once the site of some long-forgotten battle of interstellar deities, now sits at the center of of some yet-to-be-determined story arc. It’s comprised of many temperate forests trying to flourish amidst dying civilizations.

In more recent years, inhabitants have been drawn to particular sites of power scattered across the planet, choosing to venerate and even worship varied natural forces as their new gods. Concepts are now personified. Universal laws are given shrines. 

This is where our worldbuilding continues...
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 17/09/2025
Thursday @stonehomegames.com will be hosting #WeekofWorldbuilding as we decide on the Geography of our world. You don't want to miss it!
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 17/09/2025
Ok, this got juicy. Animism wins out right at the end! So we're sticking with our original premise from our creation mythos. The gods really did kill themselves off. What civilizations are left with now are the residual power and vague interpretations of what those deities may have represented. 1/
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 17/09/2025
In our Theology day of #WeekofWorldbuilding the people have spoken! Gods are formed of the natural forces that govern the universe. They are a necessary element of universal law that takes on conscious form to ensure the smooth functioning of time and space. But what does that mean, exactly? 1/
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 17/09/2025
It's a tie, so we're going with uhhhh... Cosmic Tinkerer. This gives us plenty of wiggle room moving forward to decide some other fun aspects about who these gods are and what they're hoping to accomplish. Our #WeekofWorldbuilding Theology day continues! 1/
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 17/09/2025
We continue our #WeekofWorldbuilding with a look at Theology. How the universe came into existence should have already set you on the path toward what comes next, so let's codify that a bit. But for anyone who's forgotten already, a primer on what we're working with from Cosmology yesterday. 1/
Week of Worldbuilding typography.
The story so far. 
Among the innumerable first gods rivalry, ambition, and defiance burned brightly. Their war turned stars to ash. Their battles shattered the firmament. In the end, none survived. There was no victor. This world remains, not because it was meant to, but because it was overlooked—a battlefield turned into a home, a fragment left behind. The gods are gone, their war long ended. Yet some still search the heavens, waiting for the day when their names are spoken once more.

Amidst an aging yellow star beginning to transition to a red giant, 2 of its outer planets remain temperate and habitable, one with dense forests and dying civilizations.

This is where our worldbuilding continues...
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 16/09/2025
Oh @gailsimone.bsky.social who's the new mutant with heat vision?
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 16/09/2025
Our #WeekofWorldbuilding continues. The cosmic creation mythos has been established. Now it's up to you to determine the makeup of the celestial bodies in the known galaxy. Get to it, voters!
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 16/09/2025
If we're gonna make it epic, let's make it epic. Join our #WeekofWorldbuilding to countdown the launch to "What's My Foundation?" next Monday!
"Week of Worldbuilding" bronze typography on dark gray field. Cursed purple book in corner.
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 11/09/2025
Meanwhile, Lauren Boebert of Colorado was ignoring the fact that there was a school shooting in her own state at the same time. They weren't contributing to campaign donations or re-elections. So, fuck them kids, I guess.
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 30/08/2025
What's My Motivation? has helped hundreds answer "Who am I?" Beginning September 22, 2025, you can finally answer, "Where does everything come from?"

What's My Foundation? Build worlds that last.

White field with paperback and pdf covers for WMM and WMF.
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 25/08/2025
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 15/08/2025
I considered the supermarket model, but in a supermarket, you're confined to have all the canned goods in one section, the produce in another. The ability to at least (in a limited fashion) have your own storefront (like www.drivethrurpg.com/en/publisher...) lets you segment off your own products.
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 12/08/2025
White field with starry gradient sidebars. Cover images of "What's My Motivation?" and "What's My Foundation?" centered. Text: Develop better characters in your worldbuilding and writing with What's My Motivation? And, coming soon, build your cosmos from the ground up. Literally. Look for What's My Foundation?
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 06/08/2025
Adventure Time, Warcraft, and other pop media with large fanbases that don't inherently overlap D&D is a good example. You also have examples of other lich-like entities (Voldemort) who by all accounts *are* liches but never referred to as such.
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 04/08/2025
Nobody here likes frogs, do they? RP Mag Issue #6: What The Frog? is available now.
RP Mag Issue #6: What The Frog? cover. Three brightly colored frogs sit atop a lily pad.
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 31/07/2025
Coming soon to a crowdfunding platform near you. The sequel to "What's My Motivation?", the hit book on character creation, is "What's My Foundation?" Discover a new way to do worldbuilding. Not from the ground up. From the origin of everything. For gamemasters of #TTRPGs and fantasy #authors.
"What's My Foundation?" TTRPG worldbuilding book cover. Runic Press logo in bottom left corner. Silhouetted hand holding a stylized globe with a secondary silhouette embedded inside, also holding a tiny celestial body. Conveys nesting doll. Image black and warm palette gradient on white field.
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 28/07/2025
The first one I made is probably still my favorite of the group. The Vishadah takes no actions on its turn. It merely moves. Slowly. It simply wanted to be closer to someone else. Except it was a walking Sickening Radiance. Each of The Gloom worked very well with all the others. Stacking = death.
VISHADAH
Large Aberration (Gloom), Typically Neutral or Neutral Evil
1 Armor Class 12 (natural armor)
Hit Points 159 (l 8dl 0+60)
Speed 25 ft.
STR
12 (+ 1)
DEX
10 (+0)
CON
20 (+5)
INT
10 (+0)
WIS
16 (+3)
Saving Throws Str +5, Dex +4, Con + 7 0, Wis + 7
Skills Athletics +5, Insight +7, Perception +7
Damage Vulnerabilities psychic
Damage Resistances acid, bludgeoning, cold, fire, force,
CHA
8 (-7 )
1 lightning, piercing, slashing
Damage Immunities bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing from
nonmagical attacks
Condition Immunities blinded, charmed, exhaustion, frightened
Senses tremorsense 300 ft. {deaf and blind beyond this point),
passive Perception 7 7
1 Languages understands all spoken languages, but can't speak.
1 Challenge 7 2 {8,400 XP) Proficiency Bonus +4
Aura of Despondence. The Vishadah emits a green haze in a 30-
foot radius. Whenever a creature enters the area for the first
time on a turn or starts its turn there, that creature must
succeed on a DC 16 Constitution saving throw or take 4dl0 I (22) psychic damage, suffer one level of exhaustion, and emit a
dim, greenish light in a 5-foot radius. This light makes it
I impossible for the creature to benefit from being invisible. The
1 light and any levels of exhaustion caused by this aura go away 1
if the creature is destroyed.
Amorphous Emotion. The Vishada has advantage to avoid being grappled, stunned, or knocked prone.
Gloom Immune. All creatures of the gloom are immune to the
I conditions and effects of other gloom.
ACTIONS 1------------------
1 None. The Vishadah takes no additional action on its turn other
than moving closer to its target.
I
LEGENDARY ACTIONS
The Vishada can take 3 legendary actions each round, using I the options below. It can take only one legendary action at a
time and only at the end of another creature's turn. The
beholder regains spent legendary actions at the start of its
turn.
Resilience. The Vishada attempts an additional saving throw
against one condition it currently suffers fro…
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 28/07/2025
Located, appropriately enough, in the dread domain also called The Gloom, the creatures were physical embodiments of negative emotional states. I named them after Sanskrit words for their appropriate feelings. Duhkha - Grief Nirasana - Spite Trishna - Longing Vihimsa - Malice Vishadah - Depression
Trishna
The trishna is the physical embodiment of longing and
desire. It constantly thirsts yet is never quenched. Ever
jealous and always possessive, the longer it is allowed
to cling to a creature, the harder it is to ever break free.
A creature always views the trishna in one of two
ways. Either it looks like a perfected version of the thing
they want most in life or it appears as something utterly
repulsive. Both iterations have the same effect. A
creature within its grasp can rarely look away.
Vihimsa
The vihimsa is a creature of pure malice and cruelty. It
appears in the form of a storm of elemental energies
with angry, vengeful eyes staring out in every direction.
It seeks out any and all creatures that appear weak or
broken and its end goal for any within its grasp is
complete destruction.
So intent is the vihimsa on spreading its poisonous
influence on others that it will often go out of its way to
target as many different creatures as possible in a short
period of time. This is seen as a fun game to the vihimsa
and a perfectly adequate way to pass the time.
Vishadah
The vishadah is the physical embodiment of depression.
In its natural form, it is little more than an amorphous
blob of sentient emotions, devoid of purpose. Whenever
a creature happens to come near enough to be detected
by its tremorsense, the vishadah locks on and begins
lumbering toward this potential new friend. From that
day on, the vishadah will always know the location of
that target, so long as it is on the same plane of
existence.
The form it takes upon encountering a sentient
creature is a distorted self-image of how the creature
believes itself to look.
A vishadah looks only for companionship in a lost and
lonely world. It does not realize its own destructive
nature and cannot willingly acknowledge it is doing
anyone harm. Once it senses a creature, it will begin a
slow pursuit to find it. Though many have devised ways
of escaping or staying out of harm’s reach, the only true
means o…
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 12/07/2025
Just a reminder that RP magazine can be found on Patreon. A great deal for a great read. www.patreon.com/c/runicpress...
Text: "The titles keep piling up! Only $3/month on Patreon"
Backdrop: Five issues of RP magazine splayed across the screen in a pile.
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 04/07/2025
This #independenceday, remember one of the original moments that made this nation great. #nokings (T-shirt available from @dungeonglitch.com )
B/W No Kings t-shirt portrait
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 01/07/2025
This? This is called collusion. These votes were planned and calculated to generate this exact outcome. In an administration that openly accepts bribes, threatens detractors with financial violence, and openly operates under the spoils system, it should come as no surprise.
Headline: Senate passes Trump’s big tax breaks and spending cuts bill as Vance breaks 50-50 tie
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 30/06/2025
At the end of a fairly long spreadsheet process with 5 different sheets, you end up with something along these lines. The more people involved, obviously the fewer % each will likely get, but you're sharing the workload. It's a win-lose in that regard, but fair.
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 29/06/2025
If you ever feel heavy because you care deeply about injustice, suffering, and ecological destruction, remember that a trillion dollar propaganda machine was built to make you numb. And it didn't work on you.
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 27/06/2025
Irony. #bbc #variety
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 26/06/2025
Don't be the last to join!
Diagonal covers of RP Mag issues 1-5. runicpressgames.com. A monthly mix of TTRPG silliness, worldbuilding, philosophy, and advice. One $3 monthly sub gets you 5 issues with more on the way!
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 26/06/2025
This year's Summer Blockbuster! Coming soon to a patreon theater near you!
Title: RP Issue #5 - The Summer Blockbuster. Orange field with circular image of kaiju monster surrounded by flames.
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 16/06/2025
On it!
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 13/06/2025
I started noticing a few markers, did a bit of fact checking, and was appalled. Here's what I found:
It’s wild to me that we’re living in a society where:

Rounding up people, separating them from families, and shipping them off is not only defensible, but required.
Individuals can be snatched purely based on how they look.
Grabbing the wrong person is fine, so long as it’s “close enough.”
Enforcement to prevent escalation leads toescalation—an Intended Consequence.
Habeas Corpus is declared irrelevant.
Severe financial penalties are promised for officials who don’t assist in the arrests.
No jury trials or testifying of the accused are allowed.
Compensation is given to the arresting officer regardless of guilt or innocence, sometimes including a promotion.
Aiding a targeted individual could result in fines or jail time.
Affidavits, not judicial warrants, are used.

And they tell me that I’m actually reading about the Fugitive Slave Act of 1850. But I point out the window and say, 
“It’s the same damn thing.”
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 10/06/2025
This. This is what I'm worried about.
WaPo headline: Trump warns that protesters at Army parade will be ‘met with very heavy force’
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Anthony Anderson @despisedsamaritan.com · 10/06/2025
Oooh, tricky. Mostly because we haven't fully settled on page order and numbers yet! But for my money, I'd go with the Floating Gardens of Aeternia! (Image below and link to the accompanying text.) drive.google.com/file/d/1gaYJ...
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