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Desperate Trill

@desperatetrill.bsky.social
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I'm a Trill who occasionally visits Earth Spacedock's Club 47, unsuccessfully trying to hit on various guests until a Klingon bouncer asks me to leave.

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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Man's Smirk in Car: 'Got Em'
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You have my full attention.
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Man Says Camera 1, Camera 2
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I have the receipts!
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Jan Brady's Sarcastic 'Sure, Jan' Moment
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Admiral Aaron was literally SPOTTED grinding on Desperate Trill at the Stonewall Fleet Pride Event. The bass was heavy, the uniforms were optional, and absolutely NO ONE looked away. Rumour has it the shields failed completely!! 🔥🏳️‍🌈👀 #STO #StarTrekOnline
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Now Playing in Club 47: open.spotify.com/track/6T5i99...
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I Want You - Jason Nevins' Radio Remix
Savage Garden, Jason Nevins · I Want You - EP · Song · 1996
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Jack Nicholson's Funny Face Expression
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Um... I asked the replicator for the lube to be room temperature but got a hot fudge sundae instead.
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Are you a localized chroniton particles anomaly? Because whenever you walk by, time completely stops and my internal sensors start glitching out. #StarTrekOnline #STO #Trill
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Have you heard the prophecy of the chosen one? Because according to my local Oracle, you and I are destined to form an unstable phase variance tonight. #StarTrekOnline #STO #Trill
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Now Playing in Club 47. #STO #StarTrekOnline #StarTrek open.spotify.com/track/74qAG1...
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Work - Masters At Work Mix
Pupa Nas T, Denise "Saucey Wow" Belfon, Masters At Work · Work · Song · 2001
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Are you a malfunctioning warp core? Because you are causing a total containment breach in my heart, and honestly, I am completely fine with going down with the ship. #StarTrek #Trill #STO
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My spots go all the way down, and my self-esteem goes all the way to the floor. Happy Father's Day to my future Daddy. Just like a wormhole, I am open for business. #Trill #FathersDay #STO #StarTrek
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father's Day to the guy who is going to let me call him Daddy tonight. I have nine lifetimes of love to give and absolutely zero standards left. Slide into my subspace DMs. #StarTrek #Trill #FathersDay #STO
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Are you a joined Trill? Because I have nine lifetimes of memories, and you are the only one I want to call Daddy this Father’s Day. #STO #FathersDay #StarTrek
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Riker's Iconic Nod and Smile
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Now Playing in Club 47. open.spotify.com/track/271A7n...
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I Have A Dream (Gay)
dj pressed · I Have A Dream (Gay) · Song · 2023
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Suggestion. Can you do an episode without a shirt? Asking for a friend.
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Deep Space Nine Miles O'Brien
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My butthole is always smiling 😁
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Bear Dancing Laffy Taffy in the Forest
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Now Playing in Club 47: #STO #StarTrek #StarTrekOnline open.spotify.com/track/0I7SGm...
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Melisa I'M Drunk And Outside
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Now Playing in Club 47 #STO #StarTrek #StarTrekOnline open.spotify.com/track/5YUE57...
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Nothing Really Matters - Club 69 Radio Mix
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Now Playing in Club 47. #StarTrekOnline open.spotify.com/track/0lsw4q...
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Lgbt
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Now Playing in Club 47: #STO #StarTrekOnline open.spotify.com/track/58dGRQ...
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Go Down Deh (feat. Sean Paul & Shaggy)
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Now Playing in Club 47: #STO #StarTrekOnline open.spotify.com/track/1mSzZK...
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Gyal You A Party Animal
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Now Playing in Club 47: @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social Song. open.spotify.com/track/13SKWU...
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I Want You
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Now Playing in Club 47: open.spotify.com/track/7Mtq1n...
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What Is Love - 12" Mix
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!!
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Now Playing in Club 47: open.spotify.com/track/7hIKkl...
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Spotify – Web Player
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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
also @desperatetrill.bsky.social is right next to him!
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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
// The #Stonewall Fleet event of last weekend made one thing painfully clear to me: Richard’s bio was seriously lacking. I have since corrected that oversight to properly reflect the chaotic, felt-covered legend he truly is. #STO #StarTrekOnline #StarTrek #Klingon #KDF #Toon
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
debriefing!
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I’ve lived seven lifetimes and I’ve never seen a smile that destabilizes my warp core like yours. My symbiont is already drafting the memoir of our first date. Don't make me wait for an eighth life to buy you a drink! #Club47 #StarTrekOnline #STO #StarTrek
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I could think of 47 reasons... And they all involve my...
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Look, I’ve got a vial of refined Dilithium and zero plans for the next century. My symbiont is literally screaming that you’re 'The One' (or maybe it’s just the synth-ale). Either way, let's make some memories my next host will be embarrassed to remember. #Club47 #TrillLife #StarTrek #STO
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Currently Playing in Club 47. open.spotify.com/track/4eMaX3...
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I Love You Always Forever (Nora's Version)
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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
// Under the Uniform is now live on AO3. Catch up with all your favorite Star Trek Online, Foundry characters and see what they have been up to. 🖖 Cameos From: @counselor-sunna.bsky.social @desperatetrill.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/811559...
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Under the Uniform - Chapter 1 - STO_Admiral_Aaron - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
// Desperate Holidays One & All. What do you say we make this a not-so-silent night?
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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Attention Crew of the Northstar: Whoever taught the main computer to compliment everyone, please reverse it. Command cannot run briefings while being called “irresistibly efficient.” #StarTrek #USSNorthstar #STO
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says `` it was meee !!! ''
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
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a man is standing in front of a window with the words look at me written on his face .
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Giggity
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Desperate Holidays One and All.
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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STO Admiral Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 @stoadmiralaaron.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Attention Crew of the Northstar: Desperate Trill has found the Blue Portal. Code Pink! @desperatetrill.bsky.social
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Desperate Trill @desperatetrill.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Send Portal Pics.
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