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@desertbell.bsky.social
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This is the place where I don't post about the Bad Stuff (mostly.) It's like an Oasis. (She/her.) Currently watching: Crazy Love

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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pure class, without taking any shit or letting anything slide.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I like how it explains the Mandela effect. Like, no one is wrong, it's just that now we're in the Berenstain/Danielle Steel /fruit of the loom claims they never had a cornucopia in their logo dimension.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tonight I realized that is basically what happens to video game characters every time we press "try again." Which supports one of my favorite suspicions about the nature of reality.
A screenshot from the movie Labyrinth shows the main character Sarah walking it through a door over her head white text says I think I'm getting smarter
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One of my favorite theories about the afterlife is that when we die, we just kind of slide into another dimension and merge with that dimension's version of ourselves (who did not die) and carry on without knowing that we've died.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm not saying making a u-turn is a lot of stress. I'm just saying today has "straight lines and right turns only" energy.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I want to go to Trader Joe's, but that involves making a u-turn on the way home and honestly I don't know if I'm up to that level of stress today.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What practicing Korean on Teuida feels like.
A cartoon image of Tina from Bob's Burgers sharing a popsicle with a boy in a green shirt.
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Chris Cinneas a.k.a PaintingPirate @paintingpirate.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
GNU Tim Curry www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRun...
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I pee at least twice before I leave the house, every time. Just in case.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Thinking back, so much of parenting young children was pee management. Not just whether someone needed to pee now, but the next time everyone was going to have toilet access. Pee logistics are a thing.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Listening to a documentary about ancient Rome and the historian is talking about two men who wanted to be buried together and what great friends they must have been. 🤨
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
HOW. What message is the universe sending you? That is so weird.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Unrelated I just said "is that Telly Savalas" and then I realized how very old I am.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Using the Teuida app is giving me flashbacks to that one episode of Bob's Burgers where Tina is failing Spanish and has to do audio lessons.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Don't mind me, just going through my Instagram to delete all my accidental reposts I didn't know I reposted. Nobody needs to see my thirst traps but me. They need to move that button.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Also, AI posts are irritating af to read. It gears everything toward maximum impact and drama. Short, freestanding sentences that start with "and" everywhere. It somehow puts the words together wrong, even though I can't explain how.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It makes me so sad to see people use Ai to write instead of, you know, writing their own reddit posts about BTS not submitting to the Grammys. If you are a human having human thoughts and human emotions about a human situation, use your own human words. I promise they're good enough.
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Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
So, a year and a half after my hysterectomy and the biggest downside has been that my pain tolerance has gone to shit. Other than that, though? 10/10 best thing I've ever done for my quality of life.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
*involving a certain animal* words are hard y'all
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
They're people who make obscene amounts of money by getting people to look at them. Their perception of how much people want to hear them talk is probably a bit warped.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Just reached a certain part involving in It Takes Two. My husband looked and me and said "so... You wanna find a different game?"
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Thank you ❤️
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
He was her person, her best friend. They were planning the rest of their lives together. She was happy in a way I never knew she could be, and now she's suffering more deeply than I can comprehend and I can't help her. Please send her love.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
My daughter's partner died. It was sudden and tragic, and circumstances surrounding his passing have added immeasurably to the trauma she's suffering. He was only 22. If you pray, please pray for my daughter and for his family. If you don't, please send all the love and warm and comfort you have.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I have Solas in my Tomadochi Life island (because of course I do) and let me tell you, he apparently exudes irresistibly pheromones because everyone keeps falling in love with him.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I love archeology so much. It's a discipline that exists purely to satisfy human curiosity, and I think that's beautiful.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The cdrama tropes are just so wild. Like, Kdramas, okay, we have childhood connections, umbrellas (preferably yellow), wrist grabs... Meanwhile in cdramas everybody is slapping everybody while spitting up blood and drugging each other with deadly aphrodisiacs. It's fantastic.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I've been binging Chinese short dramas lately and every time someone throws up blood because they had an unpleasant emotion I cackle.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I have a VPN just to watch daily motion without ads 😂 sometimes an episode gets cut from tik tok but it's usually only one or two in the middle, nothing too story breaking. The sillier they are, the more I like them! I'm not a fan of ones where the main character is the loser for 95 percent of it.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
😂 If you want we can link up on tt and send each other recommendations when we come across good ones!
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I just learned that there are a ton of complete verticals on tik tok for free, you just click on the bottom where it says "drama" when they pop up on your fyp and then you can scroll through them. It's ruining my life.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
In this one the regretful ex husband goes to fight terrorism and gets shot in the back saving a small child from terrorists 🫡
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Not a good one! A vertical Chinese drama on Tik Tok. One of the ones with the stupid husband and the scheming woman and the lady ceo. (because there are like, three plots in all of vertical drama land)
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Someone in the drama I'm watching just said "a breakup is a notification, not a negotiation" and I'm writing it down here so I remember it the next time I need it on Reddit.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
😂
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I bet Solas knows.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I've been scrolling certain prepper subreddits (because everything) and I've seen more than once the advice that, when everything falls apart, it's not your stored food that will save you, it's your community.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Today I told my Alexa "Thank you" and it said "you're welcome" and I did not like that at all, actually. I guess when the uprising happens the robots will be like "oh she was one of the good ones, she said thank you one time."
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Well shit. Feel better (and if there's anything I can help with, lmk.)
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
OK I ate the whole package. But I didn't enjoy it.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
It's like... Communion, but make it ✨ festive ✨ But not THAT festive, this is a church.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Just had Satellite Wafers for the first time. People eat these on purpose?
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🎃 The Wicker Amber 🎃 @elementalamber.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Why am I enjoying it? Because I see from their faces that they are experiencing an objectification that people with beasts have endured since puberty, and they DO NOT LIKE IT. I told one of them "It's okay! Just say "my eyes are up here." That fixes everything."
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
There's this video going around about how to "catch print" and while I question the science and also feel kind of gross about the whole concept, I am also deeply enjoying telling the men in my life how I can't unlearn this forbidden knowledge.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
My god I hate tipping culture
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
12 episodes into Crazy Love, which is saying a lot considering I started it 14 hours ago. It's so good. I'm so tired.
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Bell @desertbell.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I mean... I see the vision
White text says "Viki celebrates women". Under that is an image of a man standing behind a woman, labeled "Dear X".
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